Get Persona 5 on Clueless Gamer asap. I need to see this guy maul the weebs
Get Persona 5 on Clueless Gamer asap. I need to see this guy maul the weebs
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Clueless Gamer? That's Jedediah Longtree, a union soldier. He's from over yonder.
He's probably gonna say wow this game is stylish like every normalfag and then say wtf is this jap shit
>wanting to see a clueless gamer "maul" weebs
I mean his skyrim review was on point, but with something like smash brothers, he didn't have a clue.
>E-celeb threads get shit on
>But this is somehow ok
t. underage fat virgin
Most E-celebs are fucking annoying retarded cunts.
This guy is alright, and he shares a lot of things in common with Sup Forums, mostly in the namesake of this bit.
>wtf is this jap shit
it's pretty fucking tame, if anything it'd be wtf is this high school shit.
get out of your fucking bubble autist.
>clueless gamer
>he didn't have a clue
It's almost like it's a comedy bit and that's the point.
Oh please, Persona 5 probably has a 4 hour long intro where you do nothing but read text like P4.
fuck that
>and that's the point
And OPs point is that he can "maul" anything. Do you even fucking read the shit you respond to?
How does Sup Forums even manage to contain so many clueless retards?
If we start allowing one e-celeb, soon we'll accept all.
>If we start allowing one e-celeb
>shitting on conan
you do know, you have to be 18+ to view and post, right?
>wanting e-celebs on Sup Forums
Underage pls go and stay go
>E-celebs are ok if I like them!
He can "maul" games for blatantly obvious problems like FFXV but he's not going to be able to see the subtler issues in something like Smash Bros. OP is an idiot though caring about a talk show host's opinion on video games.
The only people who take clueless gamer seriously are shitposters. You do it for the sake of shitposting.
Conan isn't an E-celeb. He is an actual celebrity.
>FFXV
Oh?
What did he shit on while he played it?
I stopped watching his stuff when he started bringing in other celebrities and it became more about them than the actual games.
I love him , he shat on all the weebs and it feels great.
> he shares a lot of things in common with Sup Forums
more like normal fags , all he does is point out shit the average dudebro would point out in jrpgs
stop acting like there is a difference
I know it's a comedy act, but I can't help but agree with just about everything he says, for every game he plays.
The fact is that, even though we are the target audience for most games (and kids are as well of course), we're all shut-ins. We have a greater capacity to appreciate a good game, and definitely more time to sink into them, than people who aren't shut-ins. But it's a double edged sword. Someone like Conan instantly points out how retarded some design choices are, which so many shut-ins overlook and for some reason have grown to accept.
E-celebs are all worthless because they're just talkative shut-ins or they're trying their hardest to appeal to us. They don't provide an insightful perspective. Conan does though, because he is completely outside our culture, and you can tell even though it's an act that there's an aspect of his experience that's completely genuine. If not, he's a damn good actor, because he reacts to things just like how my relatives have before.
>all he does is point out shit the average dudebro would point out in jrpgs
Yeah sounds a lot like Sup Forums.
>like there is a difference
Well, e-celebs act like fucking spastics, retards or pseudointellectuals, while also having no clue while they are talking about, while celebs are actually charming and/or funny, and despite not having a clue what they are talking about they are at least aware of that.
I can already see a persona 5 clueless gamer episode.
"okay great I get to be a sexually frustrated teenager all over again"
"WHAT I HAVE SUPER POWERS? WHY AM I EVEN JOINING THE BASKETBALL TEAM?"
"CAN I HAVE SEX WITH HER?"
"OH MY GOD I CAN DATE HER?"
"I LOVE MAKOTO!"
Let him play bloodborne, oh wait, no one actually cares for that game
>What did he shit on while he played it?
He shit on it for the same reasons every shits on neo final fantasy.
Everything is drawn out
Nothing happens
The character designs
Story nonsense
> despite not having a clue what they are talking about they are at least aware of that
honestly probably the best thing about his stuff there is no bias towards anything just a raw reaction to it and it's a shame that it's a celebrity as opposed to the youtubers who are supposed to give this exactly what he does. It's sad that he's a most honest game reviewer we can get.
>mentioning bloodbourne
Man you PCucks really are salty aren't you ? Kek
you have become 90% memes negro
Is Persona 5 like 3 and 4 where you don't actually play it for the first 2 hours?
Actually you're already crawling through the first dungeon within the first couple of days.
They realized P4's intro was way too obnoxiously long.
my.mixtape.moe/qkpyot.webm
nice trips
Post the best episodes then you fucking shitters.
youtube.com
But persona 4's intro is why I bought the game.
Ah well, so long as it's better than 3's I'm good.
conans face brings me much joy
checked
dont ever call me a shitter again
sauce?
google is failing me
Uwagaki
not really worth it
nah, he would love it because of Anne's tits and dating her.
Conan actually knows what makes a game good.
He only hated FFXV because it is absolute fucking trash.
Conan is an unfunyy hack