Brb wife aggro

>brb wife aggro

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>brb hear a noise downstairs
>They never return

>brb masturbating
>Last online: 347 days ago

>masturbating for 347 days straight

God dam thats some dedication.

>sorry that took so long guys
>it was a call from gram gram and she's always so happy to talk to me

I've played many MMOs and I've literally never seen or heard people do this

I have saw that girl way too often lately, sometimes in tight red lingerie. Who the fuck is she.

>>sorry that took so long guys
>>it was a call from gram gram and she's
been dead for 6 years

Marinette

Miraculous Ladybug. French cartoon.

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

>Promise to play with IRL for a promotional thing that can only be gotten if you play in a party
>Very close internet friend asks me to do the event with him
>"Sorry bro, I already promised to play with my friends"
>"Am I not your friend too, user?"

>brb changing my baby's diaper

poor choice of words

even though it's made up

enjoy your unfriend

Just tankswap bro.

>brb changing my own diaper

>brb going to buy cigs

The real question is whether she's of legal and consenting age

>brb microwaving my diaper

Don't fucking go there

"yeah you are, but I already promised another friend first"

problem solved

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>brb gonna smoke a bowl
DUDE

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where can i find this in FRENCH and NOT english or korean?

>people make reference to their real lives in some fashion while playing the game
>it's another unwelcome reminder that you have no such real life of your own, and the game you're playing is supposed to be your escape from that reality

In France.

Dumpster diapers, triggered yet?

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>brb bio
>5 mins later
INCESSANT LOUD CHEWING IN THE MICROPHONE REEEEEE

Well yeah they post it to cling onto what they do have

They're still playing video games instead of

youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A

Good idea to kill the bacteria and reduce that godawful baby diarrhea smell.

french are xenophobic assholes with their own internets and medias and their language chauvinism

>brb daddy is calling me

>xenophobic assholes

We talking about the same country here?

Because the last time I passed through there, I was literally worn out from how much sex I was having the native (actual French, not just French passport-carrying) chicks.

its the culture of most south eu countries to have piss poor english skills and dubbed movies.

Its no secret French women are whores. But we're talking about the country as a whole.

I can relate to this. It hurts even more if they're nice people and they like you.

>be the only no-life, neet in the raid group
>all well adjusted normies in their late 20s/early 30s
>they all talk what they did on weekends with their bfs/gfs
>they go meet ups at a lake with the guild or go on concerts together
>"Hey user you have to come too! It's gonna be fun"
>"Hehe, thanks but I have to work/take care of X/responsibilities ect"

>when your luck power is depleted and you forgot to refill potions

delet

Didn't he die?

He unironically got cancer

Not him but at least you can talk to people
I'd freak the fuck out at the idea of voice chat

Yes. Apparently wearing microwaved diapers that you pulled out of a dumpster gives you cancer.

He probably means Paris. Parisians are notorious.Very rude if you don't speak French, even more if try to speak English with them.

Made positive exp in southern France though, laid back and friendly towards tourists no matter if you speak French or not. That dude was probably a total sperg who didn't even made an effort respecting their customs or basic etiquette.

>*CLACKCLACKCLACK*
>"FFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>*garbled game sounds*

>brb gonna bum a fag

While I think he is mentally ill in regards to his weird fetish, I admire his outlook on life living with cancer and his optimistic attitude to his new treatment.

sauce

I want to marry Marinette!

>user is online
>bro, I just blew the biggest load ever, what were we talking about?

Fair enough.

I probably scored extra points with them for speaking the language well.

You could of played with both you fucking idiot. Plus that Genji skin is shitty. Way to not only be a shitty friend but also play shitty games.

youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4

Hey at least they invite you.

What the fuck this was an actual person?

Didn't that guy get cancer or something? Is he dead?

>brb going for a jog
>Got thrown off a bridge by delinquents and drowned
True story. I haven't played AOEII since. ;-;

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>one fucking guy mentions microwaved diapers
>thread devolves into pamperchu

FUCKING STOP

Search Pamperchu on Google Images user

Well yeah

>be friends with a dd/lg couple
>hear this constantly

He's like twice her age and size... how the fuck does it even work... I went to school with this guy he's got a dick like a fucking horse... that poor girl.. every time I think about them I'm reminded of it.. he must literally destroyed her.

It was all buried safely in my subconscious until you posted that

>It hurts even more if they're nice people and they like you.
I'll go one step further.
You tell them your problems and then they offer to help you. Which you decline because you don't want to be a burden on your friends.

And so you just play the game and pretend like everything's fine when you all know full well that it isn't.

Fuck that's hot.

What's lg ?

Holy fuck this is no longer autism... he is possessed by unholy forces

too close to home

Small/thin girls always want the biggest cocks and tallest guys tbqh
Well at least I lost my virginity to a tiny chick because she found I have a decent one, and 6'5 dudes always seem to have tiny gfs

he didn't deserve this

dd/lg Daddy Dom/Little Girl

>get summoned in Bloodborne
>host invites you in his voice chat
>tfw you can hear him saying sweet things to his kids and playing with his cat

Did you die?

Yes he did.

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Even going to same school why do you know his dick size

god I want that

>brb bad guy rampaging in city

outline, bulge, showers

You never check out dudes for comparison?

>get summoned in Bloodborne
>host invites you in his voice chat
>tfw you can hear him beating his kids and fucking his cat

We were both on the football team.

Is this the 'Shit that never happened' thread?

>Microwaves diapers
>Gets cancer

LIKE POTHOLES!

>not taking notes on class mates' dick sizes

No, a friend did.

You might be gay bro

I don't really get this tbqh
Most of the small/thin girls I know are like a vice and I can barely fit usually. Why they want someone with a horse dick when they can barely even take an average one escapes me.

Also VIDEO GAMES

>brb boner

It's not hard, just find someone who you think might be interested. Because the truth is girls are just perverted as guys.

Because they feel small at all times and come to enjoy that contrast?
I don't know, women are basically reverse pedos

How old is she supposed to be?

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old enough

for COMPARISON dude, it's an ego thing

>Because the truth is girls are just perverted as guys.

I dunno, I've got some pretty weird kinks. Can't imagine what grills have.

wtf is this lewd shit I'm basically dripping pre already

Whatever you say, gayboy

From what I understand it's pretty common. They were telling me about these group meets they have with other people into it. They went on some cruise with like hundreds of people.

French make the best erotica

For comparison on how his would feel in your ass over your dildo?