Why does Dorky hate Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

Why does Dorky hate Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

dorkly.com/post/81462/pokemon-sunmoon-pirates-got-banned-and-the-whining-is-hilarious

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kotaku.com/players-who-pirated-pokemon-sun-and-moon-say-nintendo-i-1789039343
a.pomf.cat/uspqrr.mp4
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Online for 3ds games
>what is the freeshop
its like these people don't know what pirating is.

Because they're a bunch of faggots. What's new?

Why are you reading that shit in the first place? Why are you LINKING that shit? They just steal worn-out jokes from Sup Forums anyways

Because you deserve to get laughed at

he's right

all of Sup Forums was shitting on those fools as well though

>trying this hard to make it out like theyre attacking Sup Forums and not just the idiots who got banned

kotaku.com/players-who-pirated-pokemon-sun-and-moon-say-nintendo-i-1789039343
They don't. They poach articles from IGN and Kotaku.

most of the writers are sjws that love to make strawman feminist arguments so probably

>pirate gaem
>try to access online shit with illegal gaem
>devs respond to violated ToS with pirates' violated ass, just as they told in the shit everyone clicks through

best of all it's only onlinefags that got the banhammer
it's literally idiot tax and evolution at work

It is pretty funny to watch a bunch of fat ugly nerds try to make food analogies to legitimize their anger over a literal fisher price toy

>Pirated Sun
>No ban
Keep those buyfag tears coming.

>be that monkey that pirates
>get that ass banned
>cry about it for sympathy upboats on \V\

BTFO THE FUCK OUT

Why do pirates think people like them?

>buyfags shit talking retards who can't pirate properly
It's like watching animals in a cage.
Exquisite.

>Pirate a game
Okay i can understand that
>Complains when you go online and get yourself caught
Now you're being dumb

>play game online before buyfags
>get banned
>circumvent ban in 5 minutes
really makes me fear the hammer

its because its Pokemon and we all know the normal retards it attracts.

>Mocking and laughing at piratefaggots
Hey, Dorkly finally did something cool.

>be piratefag
>don't bother pirating pokemon sun and moon because i know it's a shit game
>somehow i'm still the villain

>they don't have to hide offline and jump through hoops to play their games
>just support company and enjoy game
Yeah, I'm sure they are all crying their eyes out...

>posting NTRshit
>not a villain

But it IS hilarious. If they got banned for going online they're fucking retards for doing that.

>be piratefag
>enjoying being $40 richer

after the game is out, will a new CIA be ripped that doesn't contain the ban trap?

what rpg maker game is this?

its not like they are changing the code of the game. The .cia was ripped for people who got copies early. People got banned because they went online before the game was released and nintento can see that shit.

This is like when people got mad for being banned from OW for hacking and it is hilarious

>Pirate a leaked game and play it online before release
>Surprised when you get banned

You'd have to literally be a literal retard to do this.

>image
Where is the joke?

As an aside, what do I need for taking screencaps on the 3DS like that? On A9LH.

huh I read people who didn't go online got banned as well

maybe its irony? shouldnt the guy in havel not even be breaking a sweat

What jumping through hoops? Now that the game is out there's nothing stopping pirates from playing it online. And Nintendo recently forced you to be on the latest firmware to be able to play online along with constantly pushing pointless small updates which is meant to be an anti-piracy measure, but people running CFW can just update the same way everyone else does, so they've just inconvenienced everyone equally.

You mean that website that steals shitloads of Sup Forums content and jokes?

Isn't 0102 the 2 week ban? Also I never got banned even though I played moon.

I think the joke is that havelniggers are shit

Hero & Daughter, it's on Steam. Simplistic grinding game with questionable artwork that's carried by the entertaining writing. I'd recommend picking it up since it often goes on sale for just a few bucks.

Someone fell for the "less is more" meme

How the fuck would Nintendo know that they were playing a pirated game if they hadn't gone online?

But where is the joke?

ty user

might pick this up when I swap my toaster for a decent rig.

"Hahaha that is so true" is the joke. I thought the point about humanoid bosses ironically being scarier than the huge ones was okay, since that's how I felt as well.

The joke is that Dark Souls is kind of hard.

But the last panel doesn't even make sense. Why would you being so far into a Souls game make you care when you lose a bunch of souls?

to add to what said, the plot is basicaly is that the main hero got cursed so now he's complete utter shit so in order to clear his quest he has to rely on a harem of girls instead that include really dumb stuff like a cyclop girl, or a mosquito girl

>have to be on proper firmware
>have to download files and organize them properly
>need evade online bans

vs

>just play the game

>Have to be on the latest firmware, just like non-CFW users
>Have to install the game, just like non-CFW users
>Can't play the game online when it's leaked early, just like non-CFW users

Wow, you sure showed me.

Normalfags are brown-nosers who believe victim-less crimes should be punished as hard as any other felony.

You can amass a huge amount of butthurt in any other forums outside of chans if you ask how to pirate X game. See how fast people will reply with "you'll go to prison!"

>game isn't even released yet
>sales exceeding other generations
top kek

Why the fuck would you oil a hammer? It has no moving parts, there's no friction to worry about. If it's rust prevention, you'd oil it AFTER you were done, to protect it during storage. This guy knows very little about hammers.

THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW

a mustard race platform

Is there any other form of media that's as openly aggressive towards their own reader-base as vidya media?
God damn, people who actually consume this shit must feel like battered wives.

>Only sold better than third versions and BW2

this is your tv show tonight

a.pomf.cat/uspqrr.mp4
a.pomf.cat/kfizdz.mp4

Sup Forums and Sup Forums are shit.

Looks good for a kid's tv show, although the animation is kinda wonky, what's up with that?

>>game isn't even released yet
I'm assuming the orange means preorders. Even if it doesn't, that's still really impressive considering the game has just released and it isn't even out in Europe yet.

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It would be extremely painful

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The author looks like a huge faggot