How do we make Kairi relevant in Kingdom

How do we make Kairi relevant in Kingdom
Hearts 3?

How do I marry Aqua?

Make more porn of her rather than to 40 billion images of SoraxSoraxSoraxSoraxRiku

give her a key blade. Everyone has one anyways

>he doesn't know

>He never played KH2, BBS or DDD

...

give her a secret ending beforehand

>Represents first love and and coming of age for childhood friends
>this is my fetish
>almost no porn of her

It hurts

It's simple

We, uh... kill the Aqua

It's too late for her. There have been, like, 11 games and the most she's done is have alternate versions of herself that are more important than she is.

If Kairi was an alternate player character of KH3 then maybe she'd have a shot. But since it looks like Sora is playable again, I'm skeptical.

We give her big boobs

There's around 6 good images, 5 being the BadXend ones, and the rest are XNALara hell demons or kids drawings.

And don't get me started on the abysmal state of Xion porn.

>tfw when theres nothing of riku x kairi

Make a new KH 2.9 or something collection that includes another exclusive bonus for re-buying the games again in which Kairi trains from worthless to at least somewhat useful.

What about the Aqua fans like me?

We live in the worst timeline

Wait until you get a real look at your precious Aqua

And all the heroic things she's done

Darkness, you see, is like gravity

All it takes is a little push

I like looking at her very much.

More porn

Give her a skin-tight bodysuit or something with cleavage.

There will never be straight KH porn

>skin-tight bodysuit
This is always the best and most foolproof way to make a female character relevant, just look what happened to Samus after Zero Suit became a thing. Give Kairi a pink and shiny suit that accentuates her perky little breasts and cute butt, and everyone will be over her for years.

I love fapping to Zero Suit but Samus was already a great character.

Enjoy 2.8.

Kill her off and replace her with a less terrible character.

make her bring back this smile

>kill kairi
>bring back namine and xion for good

Give her a better outfit and cool Sora combo attack

And have her bend over in that bodysuit. Many times.

Have her actually do something relevant

What sort of panties does Kairi wear?

Black void

Her perky little breasts sure deserve something that gives a little more attention to them.

Lol Conan hates this game

It's shit

She's already relevant to my penis.

stop hating on my weebshit even though based Conan is right

I should check myself to a jail cell

Conan should play KH3. He'd probably recognize a few voice actors and movies the combat is easy enough to be fun

Wouldn't you rather see porn of Sora fucking various Disney and Square-Enix women instead?

i would
sora/disney princess /ss/ is my personal dream

>there will never be decent KH porn

By making her of legal and consenting age

Here's hoping her KH3 design helps.

I hope Kairi does a bunch of stupid action jumps like everyone else. I need it in my life.

Fucking this. How the fuck is there barely any porn of all the top tier waifus in this fucking series?

Also her being a keyblade wielder in the new game will make her relevant again.

The boys are simply better.

Oh shit Conan did a Clueless Gamer on KH?

Anyone got the link?

Do they try to explain the plot to him?

White with a red ribbon

At least in KH2

I want to rub her breasts!

#SAVEKAIRI

Make the tutorial/opening playing as her taking the Mark of Mastery exam alongside Sora and/or Lea. Then for the rest of the game make her and Riku come along with the core trio to the rest of the worlds instead of only being relevant in the original ones at the beginning and end. Kairi's main problem has always been her just not being there for most of the game. In KH1 she's unconscious most of the game, CoM has her being replaced by Namine, in 2 she's either stuck on DI or kidnapped and DDD is all in a dream world. Just having her be present for the majority of the game's events should help become an actual character instead of nothing.

Oh dear god why

Keep the dream alive!

Cindarella's broken for

its a lie

...

Hot

>when your newlywed bride yells out "AQUA" in the middle of coitus

This is why everyone calls you a cuck charming

What does Kairi smell like?

Disappointment

Sora

>You mean I can pick ANY costume I want
>Yes, I have a drive form outfit, keyblade army, this dumb catgirl hoodie, and a black cloak
>ANY COSTUME

Reveal that she was a trap. Suddenly keyblade and millions of porn.

Alternatively drop hints about her being in an isosceles fuck triangle with Sora and Riku, thus giving her exclusive support of underage threesome fans.

>nomura makes her relevant
>"get this fucking grrrl power out of my game, why are they pushing this mary sue so hard"

>nomura keeps her as a useless background character
>"wow why does nomura hate kairi, why is kairi so useless, when is kairi going to do something"

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Tropical fruits and sea breeze.

>>"get this fucking grrrl power out of my game, why are they pushing this mary sue so hard"

I mean you'll get a bit of pushback, but people like Aqua and Larxene just fine

>trap
She's a princess of heart.

let them complain, i won't give a fuck

They do, but for whatever reason Kairi takes much of the heat when it comes to the whole stronk female protagonist thing, mostly because of the keyblade reveal in KH2 I imagine. Aqua occasionally gets it but not quite as much.
There's always gonna be shitters either way. I'd really rather have Kairi do something cool for a change.

The problem is Nomura has written himself into a corner with Kairi

I think the major fuck up was giving her a keyblade in KH2 but not having her do anything with it

He should have had Kairi team up with Sora against like Saix or something.

I think the real last shot at making people like Kairi was DDD - she should have been the second player character.

If someone were to draw good non yaoi KH porn, what would you all like to see?

The issue with Kairi is that she's been so passive for so long that either in KH3

1. She instantly becomes competent, which is rather unbelievable especially when compared to Sora, Riku, and T E N Y E A R S

2. She naturally takes some time to learn, which makes her look weak.

It's a Catch-22.

vanilla

Aqua x Sora /ss/

Yep, you got it. Like said, Nomura wrote himself into a corner.

Aqua giving a lapdance in a sexy outfit while blushing.

Vanilla Sora/Kairi.

I'll throw this out for my boy, Riku x Aqua

Guy deserves not having to pound boipussi for a change

seconding and those or aqua/disney princesses

Aqua
Larxene femdom

Is this going to be like a Highlander scenario, with everyone starting a battle royale with their alternate selves until only one remains?

An extended comic with Sora and Kairi in a loving relationship from it's start up to and including marriage/kids.

Give her a dick.

What would it take to get Aqua to send me lewds of her showing her bra?

Make her skirt shorter.

So?

Hyperbolic time chamber.

And she is the one to rescue Aqua.

Its a Simple and Clean solution really, just let me into her Sanctuary.

Have her kick people's ass.

Hyperbolic was always for the jobbers.

I just love her so much.

we already know that sora rescues aqua

Not in 0.2

best prince

She's already basically confirmed to be one of the Warriors of Light.

Larxene x Namine OTP

I bet her bra under a tight shirt is blue and lacey!

yuri relationship with namine

>you will never be as cute as namine
Why even live?