That was for Pearl Harbor, bitches

That was for Pearl Harbor, bitches

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Stfu

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>be american
>still blame japan for pearl harbor 74 years later

>weebs complaining autist's fantasy was roasted

Everything he said was right. JRPGs are awful.

Hey, that's a nice game you got there... mind if I check it out?

oh wow, a review trashing one (1) japanese game.
how awful

unironically who?

Sure, enjoy your CoD kiddo

Sup Forums, weebs and JRPG got BTFO of the universe.
That's it. Just shut it and accept it.
SHOOT.

oh wow, a country nuking two (2) japanese cities.
how awful

>he still expects things from squeenix

most of shitposting against FFXV was by weebs you dumbfuck.

>be american
>still blame japan for pearl harbor 74 years later
>forget America dropped TWO nukes on Japan
wew

oh wow, a country attacking two (2) pacific island countries for no reason
fucking read a book, idiot
video games

oh wow, a plane destroying two (2) american buildings.
how awful

One plane? Must have been a sturdy plane.

Except it isnt

Except it is

Enjoy your heart attack.

a couple thousand people dying is awful, but a couple hundred thousands isn't? wtf man

>people think Japan had no reason to get nuked
found the Japanese public school students, kek

>be Japan
>whine about muh nukes 74 years later
>forget that America leveled way more than two (2) Japanese cities through conventional bombing

I've never played a JRPG faggot. I'm just sick of these threads

Fuck you Rusty

>When Japan got hit with the earthquakr and tsunami
>bunch of americans tweeted about how japan deserved it for pearl harbor

Like jeez nigga that shit was 70 years ago, fucking chill

why does ANYONE care about conan?

I used to think he was funny until I discovered he was anti Trump

Why does him not liking a polotician make him not funny?

Would you think your gf is funny after she cheated on you with a black guy? Same thing.

Would nuking some nation that has no nukes be ok today if it was to make them stop being faggots? Would the US agree with that decision and pat whoever made it in the back for doing it or would they demonize it and pretend that nation was worse than Hitler?

I think if the US wanted to nuke people that's totally fine. I just find their need for moral justification and their general mind gymnastics to paint themselves as the good guys since they first appeared on the world stage to be just crazy. Everyone does it to some degree, no one does it anywhere near the level America does.

I watched him pretty much every night when I was in high school (graduated 2005)

I really miss Max Weinberg and the band, I miss the old announcer, I miss the shit tier skits they'd do, I miss when it was before all that "I'm with Coco/Jay Leno" fiasco happened. It just isn't that great anymore IMO.

It's not you fucking cuckold fetishist

Because he gave perfect ammunition into the hands of anti-FFXV fags to keep shitposting endlessly on Sup Forums. Nobody outside of Sup Forums gives any shit, or treats this any more than a joke, as it should be.

You seem to have confused Sup Forums with Sup Forums please rephrase using a food analogy.

If I was a cuckold fetishist I would be ok with it and still think my gf is funny. Makes no sense dude.

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PURPOSE!?!?!?

Would you still enjoy your pizza if you discovered that some black guy jerked off with it? Same thing.

>be American
>whine about muh nukes 74 years later
>forget that America leveled way more than two (2) Japanese cities through conventional bombing

fify

Please explain (in detail) how not liking a politician is the same as a black guy jerking off with your pizza.

He's creepy looking

Liberalism has defiled this entertainer the same way a black guy has defiled the pizza. They both perform the same way as they normally would, but the information that I now posses stops me from enjoying them.

Okay, fair enough, that's actually a reasonable and not-retarted analogy as well as an understandable reason for not liking either thing.

>comedian who openly displays no interest in video games (segment is literally "Clueless Gamer") rags on a videogames
>FF defense force flies into a rage anyways

How fucking humorless, how much of an actual robot do you have to be to not know that he was just taking the piss out of the game just for fun? Most comedy is irreverent and somewhat edgy, I don't know what you were possible expecting from a guy who is old enough to be your dad and probably has never finished a JRPG in his life.

oh- so bombing Japan with two nukes wasnt enough now youre pathetic existence has to be dedicated to destroying the Japanese gaming industry?

Fuck off and die American scum.

>Weebs literally got BTFO by a ginger and Frodo

How will they ever recover?

A couple thousand people dying is awful. A couple hundred thousand Japanese """people""" isn't.

user this is Sup Forums. Only white humans are "people"

Eat shit you unamerican faggot.

Is this the latest Sup Forums meme?

>implying anyone is actually raging
It's just bantz m8

That is one fucking tough plane

BREAKING NEWS
JAPS ARE WEIRD

Conan went too far this time. When are we gamers going to stand up to this fucking asshole?

that is one hot jet fuel

>not seeing that my frustrated rant was actually part of the bantz

get outplayed my dude

Joel and Max were fucking hilarious.

...

This. We should call up Soros and arrange a protest.

You weebs just gotta accept that you ass blasted your shitty genre. The sooner you come to terms with it, the better you can move on.

You do know why Osama Bin Laden turned on the US right? You seem to believe that no one has a reason to attack the US and you would be wrong.

This. He has some funny gags, but his attacks on Trump have totally turned the show off for me.

Nobody "deserved" to get nuked.

Uh, because he's a Muslim and they are known to be irrational, mentally insane subhumen?

The past 70 years have been nothing but American interventionism. Propping up rebel groups and coups only to roll back in and act the hero when they dont behave.

Isis and Al Queda were created by the US literally, not power vacuum memes, we gave them weapons and training, and given that they know what the US has done in the past they decided to use it against the US instead.

The US has been the major reason for major conflict in the world since WWII

>he triggered me by making jokes about someone I like!

This. Just like in 1946.

Pre-team coco, he was kinda funny once in a while. But he paled in every way possible in comparison to the other late night hosts. Even leno was funnier.

Kinda amusing, considering clueless gamer is so half-assed I'm surprised anyone has taken anything seriously from it

>skips through entire segments of the game
>complains about not understanding anything


is this some sort of joke or

why do people care so much about what carrot says about their weebshit?

>he supports a different corrupt oligarch than me bawwww ;_;

First they came for the Minecraft, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a fan of Minecraft.

Then they came for the Fallout 4, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a fan of Fallout 4.

Then they came for Final Fantasy, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a fan of Final Fantasy.

Then they came for Undertale—and there was no one left to speak for me.

I'm sure he really missed out skipping that "pushing the car" sequence.

It wasn't because he nuked Japan, it was because we've intervened in middle east politics to promote our own interests.

Which is what Japan was trying to do when they attacked us and started the war that ended with us nuking them. No, really. Japan attacked the United States because we stopped selling them oil.

>357965674
Lowest tier bait

Look, he's not a comedian when he starts making political commentary. He can say what he wants, but they're just pandering to stupid sjws at some point.

He should stick to stuff like clueless gamer and stay out of political commentary.

Read about unit 731 and the rape of nanking. Japs were fucking animals before the nukes

Because Osama and crew were given weapons and training by the US Government under Bush 1 to overthrow Saddam, but Osama having ties to Saudi elite clued him in on all the times we have done the exact same shit in south america for natural resources and military presence during and following the cold war.

Realizing that he was just a pawn to eventually be rolled over by the US government, he decided to fight it instead.

I still think it's funny that republicans talk about rebuilding coal country when their party is responsible for shit working conditions not improving, as well as rolling american tanks into coal towns when they started rioting.

Nigger do you not know history?

STEW FOOOOOOOOO STEW FOOOOOO

yup, since they probably used that to introduce the main characters etc. oh and the giant portion of the game afterward they skipped because they didnt know what to do, that was probably important.

its like watching actual retards play games.

Just click the post number next time, friend.

>be Japan
>Rape of Nanking
>Unit 731
>Comfort women
>Perform vivsections on live infants
>genocide Koreans and Chinese
>get rekt
>influx of western cartoons inspires anime
>bitch about nukes and interment camps
>government still denies war crimes to this day

Fuck Japan

Its shitposting,no one really takes a """comedian""" opinion on videogames seriously.

>he's not a comedian when he starts making political commentary.
He is though.
>but they're just pandering to stupid sjws at some point
So? That doesn't stop his jokes from being jokes. Even if they are pandering. If you don't like it that's your problem.

to be fair, koreans are slime and needed a good ass kicking

>genocide Koreans and Chinese
That's actually a good thing

Calm down bud. A comedian telling a joke is just telling a joke. It's gonna be a long 4 years if you can't handle that. Presidential jokes are very common

The Japanese game industry does a well enough job of that on its own.

You do know we stopped selling them oil because they wouldn't give into our demands of information and resources right? Or that they attacked pearl harbor because american ships were harassing their trade vessels right?

In fact, America just elected one!

No, Japan was being boxed in by the US who wanted to get in on WWII, and had been a rival to Japan in the pacific for decades by WWII.

The US had gotten the upper hand by this point, and Japan could not sustain it's economy without either A) An Empire or B) good trade relations. Since the US was being aggressive toward japan, locking them out of a majority trade, they attempted to solidify holdings in the pacific.

This involved crippling the US navy in the Pacific, which Japan hoped would give them a year to take territory in the pacific, and solidify their holdings of these positions.

The issue was the US aircraft carriers were not at Pearl Harbor during the attack, and the US was able to rise many of the ships Japan sunk at pearl harbor and repair them. The US was able to go into the Pacific much more quickly than Japan expected, which prevented Japan from fortifying their new island territories. If Japan had more time before the US was able to mobilize across the Pacific, the US would not have been able to take all the pacific from Japan. Most likely, the US and Japan would've ended up splitting the pacific in half after years of war.

>it's an "americans never did genocide" episode

The japs did

Do you guys think Square Enix will demand the money they paid for him back? I mean what he did is basically negative advertising.

THE WEEB SLAYER

PRAISE

So attacking a building full of innocent civilians sounds like a legitimate way to fight the US government to you? There's that irrational mentally ill Muslim way of thinking.

No, it's his problem because he is turning off potential viewers. I can live without watching his show pretty easily.

Also, political commentary cannot be a joke. We can't let them get away with the same shit that jon leibowitz did all those years.

Conanposting should be banned

You forgot the part where, after the war, they sent human flesh back as canned food for the population to eat and deceived them about it.

>US never intentionally kills civilians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdulrahman_al-Awlaki

Tojos are subhuman motherfuckers who should've been genocided when we've had a chance. Now they're infecting young Americans with their retarded chinese cartoons to turn them all into sexless and childless basement dwellers. This is their revenge for the US not killing them all.

I say we should go back and kill every single fucking murdering Jap. Make Tojocaust Real.