Name ONE (1) shooting game better than touhou

Name ONE (1) shooting game better than touhou

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My cock in ur mums womb lmao

Parodius.

Gradius
R-Type

>your favorite game

Ikaruga.
TwinBee.

house of the dead 3 on an actual arcade machine with the shotguns.

if you mean specifically vertical shmups then no touhou is pretty awesome.

Anything by Cave or Treasure.

Wow broken actual good game mechanics.

Call of Duty 4

Crimzon clover

this
Has better music too

battle garegga
dodonpachi
strikers 1945
guwange

Every co-op game.

>google most of these games
>its all planes and shit
Somebody post a confused anime girl please

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Thunderforce

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I can't...because I haven't played any other shooting game besides 2hu.

Of course, what else could they possibly be? Kitchen sinks?

Thats my new steam avatar, thanks user

If you say better: Diadra Empty
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but touhou is still more fun to play

I actually played that one. Good shit desu

What, you actually thought anyone hates touhou for valid reasons
>I hate moeshit
>doujin are stupid
It's sad how all these studios with many people in them can't manage to make a game half as good as some alcoholic who is tied down by a fucking wife.

>you will never be good enough at videogames to be the next ZUN
why even live

He peaked at SA.
He's now a shell of his old self.

DDC*

PCB**

If you'd have googled for more than 2 seconds, you'd have found cute girls drawn who are both drawn better and designed better than Touhou girls.

Even if you don't care for planes and just like shmups for the cute girls, there are plenty of options better than Touhou.

Pretty much any decent shmup. Touhou isn't all that good.

>Shot types: mediocre
>Cast: Terrible and for furfags
>Music: Solid 6

Sora.

>It's all planes and shit

Yeah, that's typically what shmups have. You seriously thought all shmups had nothing but little girls?

>ReimuA
>Medriocre
Your are full of shit

>Cast: Terrible
t. clownfaggot

Your opinion: Solid Shit

Dodonpachi
Battle Garegga

That's a strange thing to request. I think the top 5 worst shumps that I've played were all in the Touhou franchise. If you were familiar with the genre you'd actually struggle to think of WORSE games.

Hatred

LoLK was better than DDC and arguably TD.
The fact that SA is the best game doesn't mean that they are bad, all the mainline games are great bar phantasmagorias.

>LoLK was better than DDC
LOL

Thunder Force V

Has a better OST too

I like Touhou but I hate these shitty threads.
You didn't even want to talk about Touhou, did you? You just want a shitposting thread.

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Whoa man, the LEAST shit shot type isn't as bad as the SHIT ones?

I know you're just be a antagonistic faggot, but I just get kind of sad whenever I remember how shit Marisa A was.

hahaha no

Space Megaforce, Truxton, Gun Back, Tyrian, Soldier Blade, Super Star Soldier. Cmon OP.

Learn not to be an apologist scumbag.
DORK.

DDC only had that furfag werewolf bitch popular with the Secondaries.

As we all know, what's good to the primary master race, ultimately translated to secondary shitheads trying to fit in.

>Whoa man don't pick examples that make me look like a retard
:^)

obvious troll is obvious

Apologist scumbag
But that'd be you LoLKuck

none of those have cute lolis and none of them are as hard as 2hu on lunatic

Triggerheart Exelica

spin2win

>obvious troll is obvious
Appropriately enough, you have the speech capabilities and thought process of an average Touhou fan.

Call of duty: modern warfare

>Truxton
>Easier than 2hu
Woah...

Dangun Feveron

Touhou is not even remotely hard for shmups standards
Have you played any of the games mentioned?

Unreal Tournament 2004

whoa pal you were already sussed out as being a troll, why are you even still posting? Find a new thread to attempt to ruse now

Just how casual are you if you think those are hard? You gonna tell me Mushihimesama games are hard too?

Mushihimesama lol more like mushy hymen sama amirite

There are now SHMUP contrarion hipsters who hate on 2hu without ever touching it.

Holy moly.
Sup Forums gets stupider everyday.

"Touhou is hard" is mostly just a meme spouted by people who couldn't 1cc them on any relevant difficulty, so for them a Lunatic 1cc seems like some sort of incredible feat. You're literally declaring yourself to be a casual.

lol xD upvoted xDD

Because touhou has been being used for bait/shiposting thread for months now.
There is the rare thread where there is actual gameplay discussion and such but this ain't one it seems

Dat STEEL OF DESTINY though

okay, tell me what shmups you think are hard

if it's anything besides 2hu that was already mentioned in this thread, then you are wrong because those are all easy and casual. if you found them to be challenging then you bad.

>NAME ONE SHOOTER BETTER THAN TOUHOU
>get answers
>WOW HIPSTERS CONTRARIANS WAAH WAAH

Ok so?

Gears of war.

Name ONE (1) 2hu cuter than Satorin

>those are all easy and casual
You haven't played any game in this thread besides your entry level trash. You're free to post your 1cc videos if you have any to prove me wrong, though. I'll be waiting.

Koishi

>you havent played anything in this thread unless you post 1cc videos RIGHT NOW, all your previous gameplay means nothing

You look like you need this, sport. Sorry I found your games to be easy because I've been playing shmups for OVER THIRTY YEARS.

Man, I just started but I love the feeling when I try so hard but can't quite make it to the ending. Reminds me of the time when I was young. The usual games can't compare, almost all of them are designed to beat themselves and are afraid of letting the customer go.
Best of all, I don't regret getting into it just now. I got all the fun I could get from ye olde shootan games, strategy, stealth, rpgs, jrpgs and whatnot and now I still get to have my ass kicked while my eyes are bulging out of my sockets. That's years worth of fun before me, considering lunatic mode.
I'm terrible still, but I think I found joy in videogames again.

t. autist

I had a similar experience.

I remember the extra stage of EoSD taking me weeks to beat. Every day I'd pick it up and be glad if I managed to reach longer than last time even if it was for an extra spellcard.

Her sister, for instance.
Pretty much anyone else from that game too

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