So then I said,"72 HOURS?!? WHO THE HELL WANTS TO FIGHT A BOSS FOR 72 HOURS!?!"
>audience roars with laughter
It's like, I didn't even want to play the game for the stupid 5 minute segment, let alone 3 DAYS
>members of the audience begin falling out of their seats, others begin urinating themselves and dry heaving from the amount of laughter
Do those people really have nothing to do with their free time on that stupid rock in the middle of the ocean?!? I nean, I guess when your only alternatives are sepoku and jacking off to cartoon adolescent cat girls, you don't have much of a choice!
>members of the audience begin dying, paramedics have to come and take them away on stretchers. The remaining ones are gasping for air, praying their comedy god for mercy
I honestly feel like 2 bombs weren't enough, guys!
>audience members start committing suicide to escape their eternal laughter
I'd tell those people to realize they're wasting their life, and to open their eyes, but I don't wanna be insensitive!
>the remaining audience members suffocate from lack of oxygen as Conan stretches his eyes in an imitating manner
I feel like you're trying to hard to get another Jimmy Kimmel reaction if you're reaching this hard to look into his reaction. The name of his show is literally "Clueless Gamer," not "Nitpicky Autist"
Ethan Peterson
>Taking a meme this seriously
The only nitpicky autist here is you
Adam Bailey
>Jimmy Kimmel reaction
What do you mean?
James Morgan
>"Wow conan is so hilarious making fun of all these things!" >conan makes fun of thing you love so much you put it on a pedestal >"Wow conan is such a horrible racist who should have his show cancelled!"
Fucking thin skinned millennials.
Cameron Long
>millennials
How old are you? I feel like most people here complaining about millennials are unaware of the actual age range of millennials.
Jason Gray
Sorry if writing out two sentences seems more autistic than writing out ten different short stories on an image board about a cable show.
David Smith
Yeah pretty sure it extends to 30 year olds
Julian Flores
>implying they're all the same person
Dumbass new fag
Wyatt Lopez
Starts at 1980. 36 is the cutoff point. Most people browsing this board probably aren't even past their late 20s yet.
Dominic Perez
why
do
you
type
like
this
you
fucking
idiot?
Anthony White
Bazinga
Levi Collins
yeah how old are you? the target audience for FF15 is plurals you fucking faggot
millennials are not the smartphone generation
you would be surprised
Matthew Gutierrez
>sonyggers are THIS upset
Aiden Powell
Has there ever been another time when Sup Forums had been so truly, utterly, BTFO?
Blake Parker
Plurals? Is that what they're calling the new generation?
Landon Evans
LITTLE JAPANESE RPG
Oliver James
why are PCcucks making 20 conan threads then?
Joseph Cruz
BIG AMERICAN RPG
Jayden Carter
Hey that's Louis C.U.C.K's schtick, back off!
Christian Wilson
Can someone explain the 72 hour boss to me. I am intrigued.
Dominic Bennett
idiots not understanding anything
Blake Myers
yes there are also other names but I like this one, these are the ones that destroyed video games because they buy and play diablo 3, guild wars 2, overwatch, watch dogs etc.
if you born around 1995 or later, bought one or all of these games then you deserve death
Blake Moore
IT TAKES HAHA REAL HOURS HAHA TO BEAT A HAHAH SINGLE BOSS!!! 3 DAYS HAHAHA
Nolan Richardson
I like the way you think
Jacob Edwards
>Final Fantasy fags this mad
Colton Miller
He doesn't.
Leo Miller
>you're just a dumb millenial meme
Kek It's glorious
Juan Butler
FF is gay
Elijah Richardson
I got 5 reasons why it's gay
Josiah Nguyen
Great, now my opinion of Conan being an unfunny soccer mom tier comedy hack will be attributed to butt hurt over FFXV instead of him actually earning that merit. Thanks, Sup Forums...
Matthew Davis
I like Conan.
Brayden Watson
Because they did not get 1 good game this year? Ask yourself how butthurt would you be if you only got shit tier ports?
Ryder Robinson
>Thanks, Sup Forums... Thank this one unfunny samefag fuckwit trying to force his unfunny schlockposts with terrible reddit text formatting as the next big "epic meme :D" that he can later repost screenshots of for karma.
Adrian Fisher
how conan shat on final fantasy xv, while completely telling the truth, was freakin' amazing! ^^
Landon Flores
You're not cool or anything, you know that, right?
Jaxon Nelson
Holy fuck nobody ever talks about Conan, but as soon as he roasts on Final Fantasy, Sup Forums loses their shit? Go suck Squeenix dick, you disgustig weeaboo scum.
Juan Ward
>Tfw born in 1995 >Own all of those except Watchdogs (I hate Ubis open world games)
It's a good feel, except for Diablo 3 that I dropped in about 7 hours
John Davis
fucking weeaboo pieces of shit, die with your faggot game
Isaac Powell
But what don't we understand Jesus can we stop shit posting for 5 seconds.
Grayson Bailey
Why would we talk about conan on Sup Forums? He has nothing to do with games
Jason Fisher
Oh shit is that a downvote then? Fuuuuck how will I ever fit in with the meming kids now.
Jace Wright
...
Benjamin Garcia
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Nicholas Wood
Exactly. So where does all that butthurt come from now?
Nathaniel Morgan
You're honestly more annoying than the shit posters at this point.
Jonathan Nguyen
people making multiple threads about him
Mason Anderson
>Sup Forums mad at conan for not liking their shitty JRPG from a series that has been dead for years.
Never change, Sup Forums.
Liam Rogers
>stop liking what i don't like
Ian Sanders
Cool. Think I'm starting to like these forced meme threads now.
Cameron Russell
>All these faggots thinking OP is a FF lover who hates Conan and not just a meming faggot
Bentley Rodriguez
t. triggered weeb
Ryder Howard
The Conan backlash proves that weebs need to die. The world will be a better place without you. It's time for you to go.
Evan Gomez
>Implying those are not all posts made by OP himself
Liam Green
1977-2000
Brody Moore
I don't get it
No really. Where did this meme come from and why do I keep seeing it
Thomas Hall
でも、これは日本の掲示板だ マッタクー -_-
Jeremiah Ortiz
Final Fantasy haters went insane
Angel Parker
Conan, a late night talk show host, has an occasional segment where he plays an upcoming AAA game. The latest one featured FFXV.
>there are people here 7 years younger than me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lucas Mitchell
This is it? What is wrong with this board.
Brandon Cox
>chuckled at the skit >still plan on buying the game why is everyone so bootyblasted? I'm sure he'd rip into a ton of games that I love to death.
Elijah Anderson
i think ffxv will be good not amazing but good Now as goes for connan, well he is in no possition to judge jrpgs
Grayson Scott
>mfw 1997
Jacob Morales
kys
Jace Butler
i'm not going to quote the OP because that faggot doesnt deserve a (You) but goddamn it is fucking shitty
I don't know how, but every year Sup Forums is worse than it was before
Camden Ortiz
>tfw I will never trigger thousands of obese weeaboos Feels bad man. O'Brien is the king.
Juan Lee
i fucking love seeing all these fucking faggot nerds getting upset someone made fun of their dumb japanese game.
ffxi had a flight that lasted days as well, the difference is ffxi was a good game unlike ff15
Michael Green
>hating japanese games what are you gay?
Dylan Jenkins
Jimmy Kimmel once said something vaguely insulting about video games and largely nobody gave a shit
Alexander Nelson
It's because younger and younger people start posting while the older posters keep leaving as well as more people in general post here each year, especially when something draws the media's attention to this site.
Parker Nelson
Imagine how pissed people would get if he played a good FF with a plot that he'd understand and probably like, such as an later version of 4
Adrian Hall
he would hate every rpg
Kayden Jenkins
He might have liked FFXV if they allowed him to play parts of the game where you could actually play the game instead of talking to NPCs and looking at dresses or is that what most of the game is?
Angel Campbell
hochacker 6600
Alexander Edwards
The only people who give a shit are FF cucks, buy even then the ones making these shit posts aren't the ones upset, they're making fun of the weebs, if anything
Lincoln Reed
>he thinks people take thing seriously on Sup Forums
newfag alert
Caleb Allen
Wow you weebs are pathetic
Isaiah Reed
>hating jap games on fucking Sup Forums
Go "literally shake right now" somewhere else, libshits.
Brandon Carter
It's funny and there is nothing you can do about it
Brody Lopez
Op here. Not a weeb. Don't like FF, Don't like Conan, but I find the entire situation hilarious.