Next month is Christmas. What are you going to get under the tree?

Next month is Christmas. What are you going to get under the tree?

No Jews allowed edition.

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I hope my sister gives me a dog DNA test. I've been hinting at it for a little while.

Hopefully a couple of games. Hopefully a new headset mic or new mouse and keyboard. Maybe some clothes.

>mfw Amerifats call it "the holiday season" instead of Christmas

Hopefully a PS4 slim and FFXV

You only see that in angry Atheist webcomics. Everyone just says Christmas.

I see it in every Nintendo related thread from October onwards at least

Blame the Jews for wanting recognition for Hannukah. They try to pretend like it's about black people and Kwanzaa, but literally no one celebrates that.

Hopefully a new gf.

Euros won't celebrate it at all to not infuriate their guests from the Middle East.

Passive aggressive jabs in the form of gifts.

what's your favorite animal, mine is cat

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Are you sure you want that, user?

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Are you 100% SURE you want to know?

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In Switzerland they eat cats on Christmas.

>dog DNA test

What's the point of a dog DNA test? It's a fucking dog. What more do you need to know?

>found out gf just bought me PS4 VR for Christmas
>bought her a Kate Spade handbag and matching wallet

welp, there is always next year

It's not Atheists, it's just the vocal Jewish community. I remember a few years back an orthodox jewish man made the news by sueing LAX airport to get rid of it's once traditional Christmas tree, LAX backed down immediately and complied before it went to court.

why would you need a dog dna test, don't you know you're human?

>letting women buy you shit
what are ya, a cuck?

isn't there like an entire month until christmas?

Same with american ancestry. You can't be half german quarter french also a bit of dutch, pole and czech. You are american, end of story, Jesus.

Literally nothing. I've spent my life in poverty so holidays are just another regular day for me. I'll be glad when it's over.

I don't really get gifts anymore just happy to go and see my family and eat a lot of good food.

Every few years we get into the season a bit early. Before the tradition was it's 100% Christmas after thanksgiving (rhis is why black Friday exists), now it's starting to happen a bit after halloween

Holiday season refers to Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Years
dumb fucking eurotards

XD

You mean Sweden, right? They are cucked byond help.

I mostly just want a steam card so I could get Ultimate Chicken Horse so I can play with my buddies.

Clothes probably. I'm at that age where I can buy all the "fun stuff" I want, and the stuff I cant are too expensive to be gifts.

Same.

>Hanukkah
gas yourself kike

>a girlfriend
>money to afford the treatment for burn scars
>a better rig to play Mankind divided
>a wii u with bayo 2 and MP trilogy
>a car
>friends
The list goes on

I'm considering RETRO GAMES. Fuck asking for a PS4 when it's going to be 50 bucks in a few years while the cool SNES game I want will be 400

don't you have some brown people to present your perfect little anus to? that seems to be what you guys are into now

>b-b-but europe >:'(

like clockwork.

>he doesn't just call it Christmas

you're either a kike or a goy that knows his place, which is it?

because calling Thanksgiving Christmas is retarded, retard

>oy vey... i hope they forget i said hannukah! this thread is turning in to anudda shoah!!!

better start preparing for the real holocaust, hooknose

hopefully nothimg

hanukkah rarely happen any where close to christmas or any of the other holidays you mentioned

1. you can't buy slaves anymore dipshit, you have to actually convince girls to like you now. Shits mad gay, but then again we live in a time where a woman can win the popular vote.

2. Bitches love scars from when you fought in Iraq and got hit by a incendiary IED.

3. bait, not going to reply.

4. Trilogy has been shown to be a shit way to play Prime.

I got tired and want to stop posting now.

>got hit by a incendiary IED
too bad you didn't get a bullet to the head you dumb cuck

> What do you think you'll get?
Dunno. Female person I am in a relationship with usually gets me neat presents. Small things I told I'd like to have but I didn't really intend to.
Last year gift was a telescope. Shit enlightened me.

> What will you gift?
A night for two, spending it among wolves. I know her tastes, it will be spot-on, for multiple reasons.

lmgtfy.com/?q=Holiday Season
now go accomodate your mudslimes or whatever it is you guys do. shoo shoo

Yeah, but I'm not made of money and she apparently found some "big sale" on the VR.

Money for not video games.

>she apparently found some "big sale" on the VR
oh boy
you done got cucked son

you forgot kwanzaa

New car probably.

>spending it among wolves

Are you furries?

>mfw weeaboos always trying to feel better about their virgin selves

> What are you going to get under the tree?

You'd need a family for that. Doesn't get any more sadder than putting up a tree for yourself and then putting a present which you bought for yourself under it.

I'm going to buy a $50 steam card and I will wait till christmas discounts.

She is. I enjoy it, a lot.

>What are you going to get under the tree?
Evicted.

It's fun and interesting. It isn't going to change anything in the long run. I have a few guesses at what breeds made up my waggy little mutt but they are just vague guesses. I have a handful of friends and family that all have their own theories so getting a DNA test would be fun to figure out who's right.

That's all. It's just all in good fun.

if i was trying to be weaboo i'd talk about golden week instead

That new Anno game and Eternal crusade.

The same thing as last year. Nothing.

A shirt or two. I'm not a child that has mommy and daddy buy my shit any more.

You are the goodest goy

The park near my house had a giant dreidel put up next to the giant Christmas tree. It burned very bright when it was lit on fire and turned into ash.

>giant dreidel

Probably an audio interface and higher quality mic to improve my stream

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>improve my stream

I could really use some sunglasses, I keep meaning to buy some but I always forget so it'd be nice if somebody got me some. I can't think of anything else I'd really want.

Not like I'm going to get any gifts anyway because I have no friends and my family hates me lol

Sounds like a shitty family if you aren't giving gifts to all your relatives well into adulthood.

I actually just put uo a tree because ita comfy. Shitposting on Sup Forums at night whike the colorful chrstmas lights glow behind you with a glass of eggnog

Will these do?

i'm going to get the joy of spending time with my family

also slippers

Nice. I want to test my mutty too.

Pic related is him as a puppy. He used to "look like" a Rottweiler but he is 10 times more furry around the neck and tail now, almost like a Border Collie.

>being greedy consumerist whores determines whether or not there is quality to one's family
This is what the jews have done to our society

not only in switzerland, we also eat pussy in slavland.

It's about time the world woke up

Asked for a new iPhone and car. Hope the 'rents deliver this time around after the reaming I gave them last Christmas!

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Nothing.
Having poor Parents living on the welfare and no GF sucks!

Meh, ever since I started making money I can buy anything I want, and the things I can't buy are too expensive to get as gifts.

I like buying stupid shit for my friends though. I'm thinking about buying one of these for a friend.

Fucking inconsiderate parents. This just happened to me a few hours ago.

>28th birthday
>family throws me childish party with banners and cake
>only one present
>set of keys
>"awesome, a new car. Thanks Mom" (because I know my douche bag step-dad wouldn't buy me something so nice)
>they tell me it's for my new apartment which they have paid 12 months rent and utilities
>after 12 months I'll have to get a job and pay for it because I can't live at home any more
>flip out and run around the house headbutting and kicking holes in the wall
>stepfather chases me upstairs
>I lock myself in the guest bedroom and break everything I see
>Mom crying hysterically and says I can stay as long as I want
>they're out now buying me real birthday presents

I wont even have a tree let alone presents. Maybe i'll spend some money on half decent liquor.

Is this loss?

>mfw I'm at the age where I spend more on gifts for other people than they spend on me

im monitoring this thread

I already bought a Sinterklaas gift for the family.

I asked my parents if they could get me some noodles from this Japanese grocery store in town.

Receiving different chinese and japanese noodle or soups makes my day. The other month my parents got me these little japanese cup soba noodles with emoticon dogs and cats in them.

I am both happy for you and sad, user