What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

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Are there any speedrunners who aren't either completely fucked in the head or just an outright scumbag of a person?

if 5 all speedrunners die this year.

I think I ate this girl's ass once

Or cucks

They're still together I believe.

I really want this to be true because thinking of eating out that girl's ass is hot.

Sam had asperger's syndrome and a myriad of other social disorders. Just from looking at him you can tell he wasn't all there.

>Having his girl drive for him

>Women

Not worth it unless they're virgins who devote to you

damn it

Spikevegeta

there's me

>staying with a woman that fucked a group of guys behind your back

>ishiggydiggyface.png

You're never going to be happy. And when you do finally lose your virginity (LOL) it'll be with a girl who has no idea what she's doing.

why do you guys give a fuck about a tweet from years ago?

Always next year, bud.

what does bonesaw count as?

Are you serious? Its perfectly fine for a woman to drive a guy
Do women generally drive worse then guys? Yeah but that doesn't mean all of them are shit at driving
Its weird but its not really anything, its just driving

>this same thread is on pol with a different topic
stivity if you're here we're going to be married one day

It didn't taste very good, though. Didn't clean it properly.

I haven't followed GDQ for a long time, what happened in the picture?

>woman detected

make the bitch drive so i can jerk off on my figs and read manga

TheKotti and AdamAK.

he's a weeb who has gay porn magazines and likes to cosplay so he's definitely fucked up in the head and a scumbag

t. someone random person who's against eating ass nor probably has ever done it

The two you see were married at one point and the girl fucked a bunch of dudes at one of the events behind his back. One of them being his "best friend". The best friend eventually said sorry in the form of "Yeah I'm sorry i fucked your wife and filled her pussy with my cum but hopefully we can still be friends!". I'm paraphrasing of course but it's not too far off desu.

oh yes, sweet sweet dreamy Dram. he will marry me one day when I get him to dump his worthless female girlfriend

His girlfriend got really drunk and fucked Stivybobo a pretty well known Banjo-Kazooie speedrunner.

Later someone made a troll donation that got through from "Sam" (the guy who got cucked)

youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

What would you do if your best friend fucked you wife and said sorry to you?
What about your wife who cheated on you?

Does AdamAK still stream? I used to like his GTA runs.

>implying anyone cares what women want

>we real women want real men
>real men want traps
checkmate

JUSTICE

>this triggers the dicklets

Not since August when he was doing DOOM runs. Don't think he does GTA anymore.

Guilt trip the whore into the most degrading, soul destroying sex ever then dump her ass.

Kick the shit out the best friend then go out for drinks like men.

woman detected

what DO womyn want then? give me a straight answer m'ladies.

Not a videogame playing, trap porn watching cuck boy.

>that resolution
what pokemon game

a rich man, or a rebel, as long as they win and are different from other men.

the most insulting thing that stivy did was in his pastebin afterwards where at the end he was like "SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HER", which just completely invalidates any half-assed apology he was attempting. also it makes him look like he has oneitis for a whore married to his friend

i am sorry, you will have to be more specific!

Most commonly money and anything you can do to make their lives easier.

true but I still want to marry him one day

Isn't this the one that got cucked by his wife fucking a bunch of speedrunners after he went to bed?

This kind of thing, usually.

Western women want to ride the cock carousel and have a cuck who provides for them while she fucks other men.

bad boys.

>being attracted exclusively to bitchy, high-maintenance womyn
I'm so glad I'm bi. So so glad.

Lets be fair people

You would cheat on that too if you were her

He didnt speedrun jak, hes just an entertainer.

Yeah and I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to fuck her either.

I wouldn't have dropped out of high school at 16 and married at 17. Is anyone actually surprised that a pair of unattractive, spergy oddballs who got married super-young didn't have a successful marriage?

Fucking Mormons.

Sun/Moon

>Fucking Mormons.
This, you give these sheltered religious girls a chance like that they will go wild.

fuck you

then she never should have agreed to date him, or should have dumped him if she was unsatisfied.

No I wouldn't, because I'm not a degenerate whore.

fuck you

Hi Sam.

I also wouldn't have been retarded enough to actually marry that lil' autist in the first place

>Here's what women want
Women want to get fucked by any ''bad boy'' in the hope they can either change him somehow, or have their wild adventure with them while some cuck pay for all their shit.

I can't stand this shit either, I would be gay if homosexuality was a goddamn choice.

2fun4GDQ
Literally got banned for all the jokes he made during his Jak run

They were never even happy to begin with, unsurprisingly. Which bears the question; did they ever even like each other to begin with? They treated each other like shit constantly, which culminated in her grand performance at GDQ.

Hi Sam's girlfriend

TREBLINKA

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hard sciences major with more money than sense?

>Why is every speedrunned autistic
No sane person plays the same game hundreds of times to shave off seconds from the last time

Well, aren't you more gay than straight?

>which homosexuality was a choice
I don't know how men can live and only be attracted to women. it seems so painful.

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>this girl's

if thats true, I think you might be gay user.

They are Mormons wouldn't surprise me if it was an arranged marriage or something.

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Heh

wish* my bad.
It is a sad era to live with that though. Especially since I only attract old gay men and trans. Hell, even my bi friend tried to get into my pants.

But haven't had a girlfriend for years. FML famalam

>Which bears the question; did they ever even like each other to begin with?
They probably tolerated each other enough that they were willing to get married (and with pressure from parents and mentors, plus the whole "no sex before marriage" thing mixed in with raging hormones) and assumed that God would bring them closer together in time.

TURNS OUT THEY'RE WRONG!

I'm only 25, and I know 4 highly religious couples who have married young and already divorced.

Fuck your best friend in the butt. Make him your concubine.

>Well...?
because men are more interesting than women? on lucky days

Based on sheer looks I'd much rather bang stiv than sam.

he just looks like a skeezy asshole lmao

just a regular Finn that speedruns the entire soulsbourne franchise

Godamn he looks like a chad. No wonder she fucked him

kek

no. he's mine and I'm his do not get any ideas you degenerate freak!
take that back

i forgot what happened. someone give me a tl;dr about the OP

why can't he open his eyes completely?

Why is this image posted every day?

You people are STILL talking about this? Holy shit get a life.

dont you think that's kinda cute?

look everybody stiv is here!

>a rebel
And what do 18+ woman want?

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go home Stiv, don't you have some streams to donate to

Trip dubs get

bazingo