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Hello

Like opening a condom.

are you from Peru?

How embrassing...

And I'm out

And I'm in

>perubro
son of a bitch

When you have an opinion on the game, tell us if it's good.

I await your thread.

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I have an opinion: It's shit.
I didn't play it but nether had 99% of Sup Forums so don't bother pointing out how my opinion is invalid.

it's shit,
right Pablo?

PC port when ?

>he works at gamestop

Hahahha faggot

After a year or 2 or so I heard.

>all these threads
>it's always a HUE

The fuck is wrong with you? Are you literally the chinks of america and don't give two shits about law or even basic rules? Fucking spics. I am so fucking jelly and mad at the same time.

STREAM IT

Stream it when you get to chapter 5

STREAM IT ON CASTAMP OR STREAMIFY

THEY LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Post trophy list

Stream it, user. Do it for us.

>car pushing simulator

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*audience laughter*

>7.2 GB patch

top kek
we need time to """polish"""

I thought Conan said this game sucks

This game does not suck.

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It does not suck.

IT
DOES
should I repeat?

Sure, It doesn´t suck

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It does not suck

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I love you. Wont you tell me your name.

For fucks sake, someone just stream that game already.

>tfw a rabid XV fan posts in your Conan thread

feels good man

It does not suck!
This thread is a pure shitpost, not even conan or ffxv thread, because OP clearly won´t reply

stream it you motherfucker!

It does

It doesn´t

Fuck everyone who is too pussy to stream.

I'm going to go pick up a copy right now and stream.

my Sup Forumsroh!

So then I said,"72 HOURS?!? WHO THE HELL WANTS TO FIGHT A BOSS FOR 72 HOURS!?!"

>audience roars with laughter

It's like, I didn't even want to play the game for the stupid 5 minute segment, let alone 3 DAYS

>members of the audience begin falling out of their seats, others begin urinating themselves and dry heaving from the amount of laughter

Do those people really have nothing to do with their free time on that stupid rock in the middle of the ocean?!? I mean, I guess when your only alternatives are sepoku and jacking off to cartoon adolescent cat girls, you don't have much of a choice!

>members of the audience begin dying, paramedics have to come and take them away on stretchers. The remaining ones are gasping for air, praying their comedy god for mercy

I honestly feel like 2 bombs weren't enough, guys!

>audience members start committing suicide to escape their eternal laughter

I'd tell those people to realize they're wasting their life, and to open their eyes, but I don't wanna be insensitive!

>the remaining audience members suffocate from lack of oxygen as Conan stretches his eyes in an imitating manner

That's our show everybody, Goodnight!

*Basic cable band plays the show out*

While I'm away, leave some streaming site suggestions.

I'd rather not have to get banned several times on Twitch/YouTube.

S/. 180?

Conan actually loved it. He just made fun of it for the lulz, he is a comedian you know. At the end he ultimately said "good job" thats all you need to know because he knows this shit is addiciting and immersive. I hope no one here took him seriously.

this delusion is taking a physical form

>I have an opinion
>I didn't play it
If only all shitposters were this honest.

>I hope no one here took him seriously.
Never underestimate shitposter's mental illness.
Believe it or not, some of them actually took this seriously.