HAHA HEY Sup Forums

HAHA HEY Sup Forums
WOAH COOL POKEMON YOU GOT THERE HAHA
LOOK I PICK THE POKEMON WEAK TO YOURS
LET'S BATTLE!!!!
WOAAAAHH THAT GAVE ME CHICKEN SKIN!!! YOU BEAT ME SO GOOD I'LL SURE GIVE IT MY ALL TOMORROW WOOO WEEE
MAN CAN I JUST SUCK YOUR DICK? CAN I JUST GET ON THE GROUND AND SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR COCK?

>chicken skin
It's called poultry pimples you Hawaiian fuck

I fucking hated that kid and he served literally no purpose. Imagine how the entire story would've played out if he didn't exist or say anything and it would have been the exact same. Prove me fucking wrong.

>chicken skin
It's called hen flesh you Hawaiian fuck

>Chicken Skin
Chickenshipping confirmed canon?

>not goose flesh

chubby

AND

trans

>not avian acne

Is hau the most cucked pokemon character?

3rd generation ruined rivals into shallow let me suck your cock no personality retards. Gen 4 at least tried to make good with Wally. But that's it.

I got excited to fight Gary and Gold/silver because they talked mad game when you felt confident, why would I want a random encounter with what basically is a fanboy.

At least the rivals in Gen 3 were challenging and had good designs

Same with enemy squadrons who went from actual criminals to Sunday morning eco terrorists to fucking clowns

>Debating feathers on an Angolan literature enthusiast board.

ISHYGDDT

>LOOK I PICK THE POKEMON WEAK TO YOURS
Why do people keep repeating this?
He picked the Pokemon way before you.

Wally is from gen 3 you retarded frogposter.
>Gary
Fuck off with your anime shit.

Also talking mad game is useless if you can't back it up.

>whoops dropped my keys
>actual criminal

HAHA HEY Sup Forums
MY RAICHU IS GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU WITH PSYCHIC LATER

>LOOK I PICK THE POKEMON WEAK TO YOURS
he had his mon before you. It's the opposite, you picked the mon strong to his

>implying you wouldn't also try suck the main character's cock

Wait, his name wasn't wally? It's been too long, the guy in gen 4 with the striped shirt scarf and blonde hair who bumped into you all the time is who I am talking about, fuck the green hair twink he sucked too

>CHICKEN SKIN
Back in Britain we called them wobbly goosey pricks.

T. Gamefreak

>CHICKEN SKIN
they're Warbler Warts

>You were the rival and he was supposed to be the main character
>You crushed his dreams mercilessly

>can't back up any of his arguments
t.retard

why do you think he isn't in the anime? He killed himself after he lost Lillie and you defended your champion title from him

Literally (not figuratively) every rival in the latest 59 games

What ever happened to having rivals like Silver that at least tried to fuck you up.

gamefreak went full retard in gen 3 and never turned back
it even seeped into the remakes

>What ever happened to having rivals like Silver that at least tried to fuck you up.
Only the first two gens ever did this. Gary and Silver are now the anomalies.

So you mean Gladion? Hau is your Bianca

Silver never tried to fuck you up because he was the most pathetic out of them all, talked big but never had the Pokemon to back it up.

>beat him
>HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO WEAK AND PATHETIC I'M MUCH STRONGER

Gladion is Silver if Silver wasn't shit and stuck in Johto.

FUCKING THIS
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was kind of neat watching your X/Y rival crumble into nothing

At least Bianca was top waifu for laifu

Hau's retarded but he's pretty chill.

that's ironic when R/S has the hardest rival fight

sauce pls

Silver was a weak ass rival.

still better than Blue and his tail whip rhydon. Silver has a good chance of knocking you out in the Azalea Town fight. Toughest rival spot goes to Brendan/May for that fight near the Bike Route

>He picked the Pokemon way before you.
Wait... Are we in the rival's shoes this time?

We're even a foreign invader

Not even. He picks his Pokemon god knows when.

You arrive, pick up your Pokemon, then when you're going away he arrives, introduces himself and goes AYOO LET'S BATTLE MY DUDE and you battle.

>wally.

Barry.

Really makes you think

Do chickens exist in the pokemon universe?

haole scum

Nah, It's duck piles

>feel kind of bad about kicking Calem's shit in every time when he seems to take it so badly
>get to that scene where the group of friends gathers in a playground to catch up on Route 14
>hey, let's battle!
>ok
>says he's getting tired of losing every time
>everyone makes plans to visit the spooky house but Calem runs off like a little bitch muttering something about not being interested and doing some training
>oh my god that infinite faggot, how do you ignore people you call your friends like that
>beat his ass with absolutely no mercy or remorse every time afterwards
Even I have limits when it comes to goodwill

...

You got it all wrong m8. Japanese took over the goverment in Hawaii and is slowly but surely getting rid of Hawaiians.

Its still Filthy gaijin go home

Actually it's HEN
....
....
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SHIN

They don't.
Remember your rival was that fuccboi with the green hair that appears like three times in the entire game.

The fights against the other kid from your hometown are actually pretty hard though.

Yes.
Torchic is qualified as "the chick pokémon" in the pokédex. If there are chicks, there are chickens.

You have two rivals in gen 3. Brendan/May and Wally

>games aren't allowed to have more than 1 rival

The mother is clearly some sort of sun slut, look at that fucking face! Clearly spent time on her back in the sun.
Doesn't even match my characters complexion.
I spend the game acting as if i fucking hate living there and want to win so i can fuck off back to civilisation while the hippies stay in their little sand huts.

He's also a sociopath who will KO your Pokemon with a Z-move in a tag battle when the time is right

I liked that Team Skull was seemingly going back to the down-to-earth bad guys, but for most of the game I had no idea what they were trying to achieve, and then they were helping Aether with more world destruction bullshit. Super disappointing.

Also, the Po Town exposition was interesting, and I thought Team Skull would've been about just being a bunch of rejects and failures, but that fell flat too.

>The fights against the other kid from your hometown are actually pretty hard though.

I seem to remember my rival giving up halfway through the game after I beat their fully evolved starter.

so why is he in the game again? hes annoying and if i had the choice i would have told him to fuck off

I kinda wish they went with something different. The rival doesn't even need to be a dick, just serious and with good AI/team compositions. The first time you fight Gladion, even he notices something isn't right with Hau's attitude towards battling.

Hau just goes with this idea that if you don't take battling seriously in the first place, you can never get frustrated. The problem is that when he's pushed into a corner where he's forced to fight seriously (like when Team Skull stole that little girl's pokemon on Ula'Ula Island) he ends up failing because he did basically no training. He knows this too since he says "it's no fun when there are battles you can't afford to lose".

This makes me wish his personality during your final fight with him was what he was like the whole game.

Jesus christ, my mouth's a waterfall.

tyty

Why are the boys sexier than the girls in that game?

Hau is that slightly retarded guy that no one can tell to leave because he has no friends.

He's like that one kid who would follow you around and try to talk to you and just couldn't take a clue that you didn't want to be friends or hang out with them.

>Its a "Totem Pokemon uses it's free turns to heal itself and status you down episode"

>Paniola Town

Holy shit this music

>salivating at the thought of sucking cock
You're the kind of sissy lala boy I love to breed

Barry

which totem did you die to? For me it was only that grass one summoned by the cook lady. And only because i was 1 monning it with the water starter

Hau's like that because his granddad coddled him. His dad ran off on him and after Hala flipped shit once around him he swore never to be too aggressive with the kid. So Hau basically spent his childhood conflict free in paradise.

I can't help it, cocks are just too delicious. The sight of a juicy thick dick has me thinking about sucking cocks the entire day.

>talking shit about Gary
nigga, you stupid

I have yet to die but the whole "Attack, Summon, Free turn" business make the Fire and Grass trials an unnecessarily long battle of attrition.

You can breed me if you like, user.

Fuck off with your anime shit.

Can't spout anything but memes over memes.

How lewd.

t. gay memer who never sucked a dick

it's okay user
Gary has enough cock for you too

nigga you better watch out cause shits bout to get spooky

I know and I like that they give some backstory to him via NPCs. The end result is okay to me instead of good because of how inconsequential he treats some things. I think that's why I don't like Hau that much outside of his final battle.

mawds

how can I bank more than 2 shards per Pelago mining trip? Bottlecaps take 20 each

Where's the Nanu version?

Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that spooky

WOW user! HOW DID YOU EVER BEAT ALL MY STUDENTS?!?!?!

>I brought more than one pokemon

>He picked the Pokemon way before you.
so you can still get the pokemon that's weak to his?

This reminds me of goatse somehow.

>whoops dropped my keys
>actual criminal

>implying criminals have never dropped their keys
They're humans too.

I was born in small village[...]

>being this buttmad about a friendly character in a children's videogame

Yes, but it doesn't make sense to complain about it if he got it way before you.

Nope. If you are in the Pokemon world and drop your keys you're worth less than waste produced by Klefkis.

>ghost z
>goatse
>opening ending move
it was meant to be

FOREIGN
TRAINERS

At Victory Road and I still have one more Slot to fill. But I haven't found any new pokemon that I liked to fill that last slot. It really sucks that Type:Null is post game. Anyone got some suggestions?
Team is: Wishiwashi, Toucannon, Golisopod, Lurantis, and Vikavolt

>May and Brendan
>challenging
They quit at Lilycove and were jokes every encounter

>Yes, but it doesn't make sense to complain about it if he got it way before you.
>Yes, but
You got me confused, friend. Can you or not? If you CAN'T pick the weaker pokemon, it absolutely makes sense. If you can, why did you say 'but'?

Kommo-o

That still makes them harder than Silver

why do you have to fill the team anyway? just get type null post game

Oh i misunderstood your question.
No, you can't get the Pokemon weak to his, that goes to the professor's team.