Just got back from gamestop and bought this bad boy, what am I in for?

Just got back from gamestop and bought this bad boy, what am I in for?

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shit gameplay

Something that looks far tastier than it actually is

Artifishal difficulty

You already bought it, just play it faggot

really fluid graphism

solid 7/10

Too much water.

How come the water turned brown?

Blue hops are fucking bugged the hitbox is worse than bloodborne's.

You tell me

"10/10 It's incredible." - IGN

water was outsourced in India.

Literally impossible

the GOAT

>only one button
>literally one fucking button
Fuck this RNG bullshit

Frustration

Did you try to eat it?

>yellowing
It's called patina.

"ME NO KNOW~"

No trophies.
But good game.

the physics are bugged as hell. Fucking unomptimised Nvidia bullshit.

It also has motion controls.

fuck off Aquaplay shill

>not owning the objectively superior spinoffs

pleb

Patina is something that happens to metal, you retard.

Jesus christ you're the kind of faggot kid who wouldn't shut up about Digimon when everybody was talking about Pokemon.

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Blue ring > red ring > green ring > yellow ring

This is FACT.

It's because they want to pander to people who grew up with a Commodore 64.

guilty as charged

The story is so fucking retarded

>tfw I unironically enjoy nice looking water in video games thanks to mario sunshine

>Not shelling out the extra cash for the limited edition with 2 buttons

lmao stay pleb

literally RNG the game

>That faggot who bought a turbo controller
Nice one.

Yeah but everyone knows that

CASUALLLLLLLS

that's cheating

Thank you ign

I want to marry red ring! (male)

All of the rings are female. Literally a two cock turbo slut impaler simulator.

>that one doujin where blue ring and yellow ring fuck red ring (male)

>that one ring that got stuck at the bottom
How can you even play this shit, OP?

better game than watch dogs 2

It's the way it was meant to be played probably.

not a fan of action games, I prefer sandbox comfy stuff.

Servers are as dead as overwatch

The guy in that pic always notes down water because he's allergic to it (aquagenic urticaria) or so I hear.

>had one of these
>eventually half the water evaporated and all the sand congealed into an immovable block at the bottom

Is the pro-scene for this game absolutely dead now?

FUCKING YELLOW RINGS
WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THOSE LITTLE SHITS NEEDS TO UNDERGO PUBLIC EXECUTION BY BALL RIPPING
JESUS HOLY FUCK ITS LIKE THEY GOT A SPECIAL NEED CLASS TO BALANCE THOSE PISS COLORED MOTHERFUCKERS
GO EAT SHIT AQUAPLAY, ONLY YOUR FIRST GAME WAS GOOD

>mfw the aquaplay pro leaks

>top notch fluid dynamics and overall physics
>easy controls usable without too much hassle by today's smart phone crowd

liquid 8/10

It could have been a 9.5/10 but the publishers decided to not release it in a whole filled state and you have to stream the water as DLC which is something that is happening in gaming industry quite often these days a makes me worried about the future.

>casualized remake
Every. Fucking. Time.
Stupid kids ruin everything.

I pirated this one out of some kid's backpack.
It was utter shit.

FUCK YEAH I USED TO OWN THESE.

Shitty, unrealistic fluid dynamics.

git gud you fucking scrub

>tfw you buy the remaster HD
>tfw it's not as fun as the old one
Fucking nostalgia goggles, should have listened to Sup Forums

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Need for Speed: Offline Autistic Edition reporting in

Higher definition graphics than the pS4 pro

>Russian devs

Not. Even. Once. cyka blyat

>that toy

heh.. what?

Rings are supposed to fit the phallic rods this is clearly sexist and should be tweeted

>a shitty $5 game invented 30 years ago gets higher frame rate than the PS4 Pro

lmao sonyggers btfo

Git gud.

The car is controlled by magnet under the bar and can only move left and right. It is the road itself which rotates. Eternally. No escape.

Why don't you be like this every thread Sup Forums
If only you tone down those gamindustry consolewar bullshit

Just got this.
Saw it had a cartridges and immediately assume it was a game system.
What am I in for?

Nothing, the story it's really dissapointing, and it ends in a status quo

>Her
>He
fucking SJW bullshit.

bad level design but amazing graphics

Pepe Prequel.

Frogposting simulator

>You can draw ANYTHING
>Cant even draw a perfect circle

Piece of shit devs

we used to. thanks, ironic shitpostes and retards who came a few years ago.

>ohio arts
>expecting quality from weebshit pandering garbage

Git gud

That's what you get for not modding your Etch-a-Sketch.

>XD le dickbutte XD
Fuck off r/Sup Forums content miner.

Apparently Pikmin 4 has competition now
Thoughts?

>drop game
>breaks
>room infested with ants
shit game wouldn't buy again

System Shock v 0.3

Yeah nah fuck that shit. Im not starting an infestation in my house.

t. Etch-a-Sketch dev

>Not playing the superior Sega Pico

Tetsuo: the beginning.

FINALLY fucking finished this, jesus christ that final boss was a pain in the ass. I can't believe I sank 80 hours into this shit.

The sequel had better make some fucking improvements on this grindfest.

Hey son, I got you that Pokemon game you wanted for Christmas

That shit is for fucking normies and casuals, gtfo.

>sank

Fuck this where the fuck are the check points

You could make really comfy looking furniture with it

tho colors are not in order.

Why is there a blue ring on the right dildo? You fucking scrub get the order right

Now that the dust has settled, what does Sup Forums think of Run Yourself Ragged?

Secret ending is if you can get the colors in order.

I know I'm a fag but I preferred the wii version.

>got the best ending
>when the sequel makes the bad ending canon

lel