Snake...

>Snake, did I ever tell you that the US president is your twin brother who looks nothing like you despite having the same DNA as you?

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>Snake did I ever tell you about the time I tricked some rube into thinking he was your dad so that your dad could go on to breed poisonous Zanzibarland hamsters in peace?
>You killed him
>And he was a good friend

>despite having the same DNA

Solid, Liquid and Solidus all have different genes and therefore different DNA.

It was Venom that was killed in MG1
Real Boss was MG2.

>Snake, did I ever tell you about the time Liquid Snake piloted a colossal mech against Big Boss' Phantom with the help of Psycho Mantis?

Yes, and?

But wasn't it Solidus in MGS2?

>Snake did I ever tell you about that time I was super gay for your dad?

Solidus probably did look like Solid when he was younger. By the time he shows up in MGS2 the rapid aging makes him look more like Big Boss that Solid.

Wouldn't that be "all the time"?

Big Boss' Phantom?

Note the lack of S

solidus was a complete clone of big boss

solid and liquid only had half his dna

banana's share half their DNA with humans

Venom Snake
In that case they would both only be half a person. A left half and a right half.

I'm more puzzled by the extent to which each of them resembles Big Boss, knowing that Liquid has all the dominant genes (Ocelot lied), Solid has all the recessive genes, and Solidus has unmodified genes.

Anyone have the dog one?

Keep them coming.

>2016
>People still trying to make sense out of this series

this one?

It's pretty straight forward, just stupid.

...

wtf Snake and Solidus look just like George Bush

Then why does snake look like Big boss and Liquid doesn't?

>liquid built all that hatred during his life because of shitty genetics understanding
sounds "redpilled" to me

I think it's very apparent that Kojima has absolutely no idea how genetics works. If he did he would know that rule number one is that you are absolutely and positively a prisoner to your genes and any idea to the contrary is utter bullshit.

Kaz looks just like Big Boss

wtf why does pliskin look like snake

anyone else ever notice this

WHAT THE FUCK

You dumb or something? Can't you see that Pliskins default look has a smile while Snake doesn't.
Plus Kojima said that Snake can't express emotions so if he were Pliskin he couldn't smile.

xD

There's a theory that Pliskin is actually a clone of Solid Snake

Did you even play the game? It clearly says that it isn't snake.

Why the fuck did Ocelot do half the shit he did anyway

none of it makes sense when you think about it.

>genetic determinism
into the trash you go

Ocellot was never working for a single faction. He even got to be a triple agent at some point.
The guy was so in love with Big Boss that when he saw Zero cloning Big Boss he decided that he's life objective would be to help destroying his son to destroy The Patriots.
The first thing he did was to be part of Liquid's army because that way he'd make David fight against Eli and he'd get as strong as big boss. When David started hunting Metal Gears with his bro Otakon, he pretended to be retarded Liquid still so Snake could train Raiden and know more about the Patriots project of governing everyone with an AI.
The last thing he did was to fuel the rage of Old Snake into destroying every-fucking-one believing he was fighting Liquid.
Ocelot couldn't keep his feelings to himself, tho. He kissed Snake everytime he could, as he was his biggest project ever, and reminded him of Big Boss in every way.
In the end, Ocelot helped Snake achieve the world the Boss, her mother, always dreamt about.

Man, Ocelot is the best goddamned villain.

Somehow even MGS4 didn't ruin him, if MGS5 did.

I don't see it

Snake died on that Tanker two years ago.

died, huh?

No, its the dog dancing in the rain. That one is pretty good too though

>He was a good friend

God damn Pliskin's hair is awful.

>who looks nothing like you

Are you legitimately fucking retarded? They literally both use the same face models.

>Snake, did I ever tell you about Fatman? I arranged it so that he'll blow me, you, Solidus and Emmerich all to Actual Heaven, instantly removing all opposition to The Patriots, if that fairy fails to stop him.
>I'm secretly a good friend.

Yes, Solidus just looks older

Anyone would look older if they add white hair and a beard.

Well after mgsv we know that Liquid was always a cheeky little cunt. Fuck that guy.

What was the purpose of Zanzibarland anyway? The spartans tried this concept 2500 years ago and it didn't work out because all they did was fighting and homosex. Why wasn't Big Boss able to learn from history?

>Snake, did I ever tell you about that time me and the brainwashed body double of your biological kidnapped your cloned twin bother in the Angola-Zaire border region but somehow he stole a Metal Gear built by Otacon's father and got away despite him being still a child and we didn't even bother to go after him because we ran out of budget?

The only thing we learn from history is that nobody learns from history

>He thinks facial recognition is based on jawlines and forehead wrinkles

>maybe if i do it it will turn out differently

>mfw there are still people on Sup Forums who think Big Shell isn't VR

I don't think he planned that. Fatman went full boom and wasn't following anyone's plan anymore.

>George Bush is Solidus
>Arsenal Gear crash = 9/11
>Trump is Senator Armstrong
holy shit we're living in MGS

They literally have the same facial model with a different texture.

I thought he was the son of Ishmael, the guy who helps Big Boss out in the beginning of TPP and never shows up again after that. Whatever happened to him?

>only half

You mean like all regular human beings do?

I think they only made slight alterations in thr genesplicing owing to their differing skin tones and hair colours...

That said, old snake has significantly diffirent facial aesthetics to big boss at the end of 4... Or is it just the hair and beard fooling me...

>sold snake is a banana
really makes you think...

David is also blonde.

>David is also blond

You're going to trigger the autists; don't go there

>ocelot
>villain

Someone didn't pay attention to the story. The guy had to trick everyone to bring down the patriots. He's an anti-hero if anything

>actually he is ginger. And has green eyes, if you even attempt to deny this you are just being unreasonable and autistic

Because they made Big Boss into a Solid Snake expy in MGS3 so they wouldn't deviate from the MGS formula too much.

but look at you can see on the left that slight tinge of red in the beard
come on user, search in your heart, you know it to be true

Plot twist

The marine Paramedic was on a date with on MGS3 to see a movie with was in fact, Kazuhira Miller. She obsessed with him so much as the number 2 man after big boss that; when snake didn't return her feelings; she injected both Miller and Big Boss's DNA for Eli & David's eggs respectively.

And yes, surprisingly enough a twins can have two fathers

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>Skull face tells us he was burned as a kid and he wants revenge
>concept art comment literally states this is his real face & the skull face was a masked persona

Fuck Kojima & Fuck Japan.

>no side character (other than raiden) game
>no your pretty good simulator
>no playing as Kaz seeking revenge
>no Paz in sneaking suit
>instead its some fake fag medic clone thingy
>has his own PMC but never takes them into battle
>budget snake feeling sad and looking at things
>doesnt go nuclear
>AI is two stupid
>everything resource is online
remind me how they messed uo so bad??

>virtual mission?
>no snake VIRTUIOS mission!
>mmm....
REALLY made me think!

You know whay i think is funny. As hype aplha as David is, i don't think he can actually fully grow a beard. I think the stubble he has is all he can muster.

mfw

Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

>mfw i know that feeling too well
>and my name is also david

Venom didn't care about Quiet.

I will point out this fact in every single mg/s thread until all mg/s discussion dies.

I remember hearing that David got all the dominate markers of the genes and Eli got all of the recessive markers of the genes.

Triplet brother and fraternal siblings look different all the time. They have the same DNA but expressed differently. In this case they were even genetically altered so that different expressions would take place.

You can survive a shot to the head, but a broken heart always kills.

Big Boss approved.

>short hair
>large breasts
>abs
>dem hips
>vagina bones

I wanna give that recruit my Solid Snake, if you know what I mean.

not again

>SNAAAAAAAAAKE, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE SORROW? THE SORROW WAS A COVERT OPERATION SUPERSOLDIER OF SORTS WHO WAS DEAD BUT ALSO COULD NOT DIE AND INSTEAD COULD FLOAT AROUND LIKE A GHOST AS WELL AS RAISING OTHER GHOSTS TO DO HIS BIDDING. WHY WE NEEDED ANYONE ELSE OR HOW WE PAID THIS IMMORTAL SOLDIER IS MORE OF A MYSTERY THAN THE ELECTRICITY CONTROLLING SUPER SOLDIER VOLGIN, WHO WE ALSO EMPLOYED AT THE TIME. DESPITE BEING NAMED THE SORROW, THE SORROW WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY FRIEND WHO ENJOYED PLAYING TRICKS AND USING GHOST PROPS BEHIND AND AROUND US AS WE AND OUR ENEMIES WORKED. WHERE HE GOT THESE GHOST PROPS, AND IF SUCH THINGS ALSO HAVE SOULS IS UNSURE, AS WELL AS WHERE HE GOT THEM IS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE POZZESSED!!
>WAS JUST TRYING TO KILL YOU AND SHIT BUT IT ALL COOL
>REMEMEBER HOW GAY I WAS?? THAT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO, TELL NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOURSELF
>EVEN THO I WAS WORKING FOR YOU I TRIED TO KILL YOU AND DESTROY YOUR PLANS
>THAT VENOM BODY PILLOW WAS JUST A HOLOGRAM, FORGET ABOUT IT

>*it was a clone*

Is Solidus the most wasted potential for a character? Does not even use impressive CQC or anything. Just some strange Doctor Octopus armor and katanans. Awful.

>SNAKE LOOK OUT ITS YOURSELF
>YOU ARE VERY DANGEROUS SNAKE
>KILL YOIRSELF
>NO, YOUR OTHER SELF
>NOT HIM! HES JUST A BOOTLEG SNAKE
>GOOD JOB SNAKE!
>TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB, A CLASSIC
>BRAND NAMES GIVE NO TACTICAL ADVANTAGE!

Brown hair is dominant and blonde hair is recessive.

Nice b8 m8

Liquid is described as having blond hair because of the time he spent in the Middle East, which was mostly all his life according to previous canon, he's not a natural blond.

All the Snakes have brown hair. Brown hair is a dominant gene.

>solid and liquid only had half his dna
No, they are tampered clones with their egg-donor's/mother's mitochondrial DNA, that is all. All their other DNA stems from BB.

that and nanomachines are the "magic" of the series

Every time this is posted the art looks even worse

Don't you know anything about genetics?
It's like how a nigger and a white man have the same DNA but look completely different, or an aboriginal and a white women.

Replay 1 and 2 again and try to listen this time.

We got Rising, so no.

>Because we ran out of budget
kek

Snake Pliskin

Look it up
You're all missing on a great movie

Why would he tell him that? Does every character have to give a detailed autobiography of their life just before violent confrontation takes place?

Snek killed both Venom Snek and Vic Boss

>banana
>bandana

Armstrong is actually both Trump and Ted Cruz

>Kaz is a pair of sunglasses
>Snake is a banana/bandanna