I'LL HAVE

I'LL HAVE

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TWO NUMBAH NINES

Large soda.

AYY CESAR

AND NUMBER SEVENTEEN WITH EXTRA DIP

AY BIG BEAR

THE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS

At least it used to be, before I fucked everything up.

WITH EXTRA DIP

THE SUCC

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THE YAY

Hey Cesar, the yay leaving San Fierro right?

HERE COMES AAAAAIIMOS

We stole Madd Dogg's rhyme book for this.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO

Sorry mad dogg, used too many cheats and saved.

What is it with Sup Forums and SA lately?

A number 9 large

WHAT I'M SAYING IS
I'M HUNGRY

>GTA will never have remotely entertaining side characters ever again

Most under-appreciated character right here

probably because too few of you casual fags even progressed in the game this far

Need to acquire a drowning baby, over

toreno had some of the craziest missions

>not everythang
One job

yes, it's almost like they changed their target audience to millenials and beta male tumblrites

get a Mc DLT!

>tfw GTA when from being a extremely goofy parody of American society
>to a super serious introspection of the death of the American dream

BUSTA

STRAIGHT BUSTA

>mfw I found out that Toreno was voiced by James Woods
>Tenpenny was voiced by Samuel MOTHERFUCKING Jackson

Shieet how I didn't notice

This guy was the best side character.
Prove me wrong.

YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
JESUS

SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS
SOMEONE WHO'S THERE

Every time

Like who would even bother with these

>Big Smoke ordered all that food so he didn't have to shoot at the Ballas

YO SOY EL GRANDO SMOKIO AND I WANT THAT GRASS COMPRENDE?

No shit sherlock. You didn't figure that out 12 years ago?

Ryder blasted at those fools though

Does the pope shit on the woods?

What? That nigga is introduced in San Fierro then actually has his own missions in Las Venturas.

>casual
>gta

You're a funny guy.

Never played IV or V (sue me), is that so? Sucks

Post a picture of yourself tough guy

COMUNISM IN THE OHIO!

I mean

He is a fat fuck

Literally no fucking point doing those for money.

4 maybe, 5s goofy satire again

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I know right. Who the fuck can go broke in a GTA game

CARL learn to fly

COUGHIO UP EL WEEDO, BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE PATIO

A NUMBAH SIX WID EXTRA DIP

YEE-YAW

>i'm the man in the place, punch you in the face
GETS ME EVERYTIME

what's up your lordship

This guy is also voiced by a famous person. Not talking about bear the other guy.

IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK

OH
CHASE ME
CHASE ME

WHY YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT HOLMES

WHERE HIS HOLINESS DOES HIS BUSINESS IS HIS BUSINESS

... some tea and biscuits.

HORSE COCK HARRY

AWOOOOOO

Hated that mission

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WHAT UP NIGGA WHAT UUUUP

He was supposed to look like a young Dr.Dre, not P Diddy

DSP

He was supposed to look like yung malay you dumb dick.

This fucking bitch

>The narcotics are heading out of San Fierro, is that right?

Nuh-uh

why couldn't they just update his model from the first game


that one looks terrible.

THE BACK O' YO HEAD LOOK LIKE A PACK O' HOTDOGS

Oh shit I had completely forgotten about the adrenaline pills of GTA 3

No doubt here.

We never talk about gfs. Who is best girl?

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Millie because she actually puts out for you for a change

I wish you could have dated Big Smoke

Bomb Da Base with 8-Ball is nearly impossible to do without the nearby pill.

so...

>That fucking music playing during those scenes

I mean look at this DAMN

I didn't even know there WAS a pill near you.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HEARD
I AIN'T NOBODYS ASS TECHNICIAN

>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

*X-Files Theme starts playing*

Why did he even go with them if he had the ballas ambush them? Was he not afraid of getting shot in the crossfire or something?

>boyfriend not unlocked yet

...

He was also probably hungry.

Anybody ever get stalked by other girlfriend when on a date with a different one.

I wish 4 had that and Alex was best for her blogs alone.

>so much peanut butter everywhere, at least that's what I think it is.

5 did so many things wrong and the internet was definitely one of them.

>see Amanda and Tracy but can't contact them or see Tracy's web cam shows

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Go for the farthest ones first, so you are close to the finish for the last ones.
Don't go full throttle when you don't have to.
Easy.

...

I really feel like reinstalling and just going through the story again but with a bunch of retarded model replacements for everyone, prolly not anime but similar level of ridiculous
is it worth it? getting to listen to that soundtrack again is a bonus too

No

>don't go full throttle when you don't have to
In the original PS2 version, the fuel bar went down at a constant rate regardless of whether the throttle was used or not
That's probably where the mission's difficult reputation came from

THIS A RAID

RYDER, NOT THIS AGAIN

Ryder not this again

HOLD THE LINE