ITT: Times in your gaming life where you were quite literally...The Joker

ITT: Times in your gaming life where you were quite literally...The Joker.

I had a "Joker" moment just now:
>think FFXV looks like rushed, buggy garbage
>just pre ordered it for 79.99 +tip +tax

SOMEBODY, HELP ME! I'M FUCKING INSANE!

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>played Dragon's Dogma earlier
>hired a pawn and sent it back with 1 star ratings across the board

LOCK ME UP DUDE!!!!!!

>SFV releases barebones
>barely had enough content to justify the purchase
>buy it at lauch and still playing it to this day
MOM'S GONNA LOSE HER FUCKING MIND

>game tells me to press any button
>press power off
俺様サイコウ

>Making off-topic threads on Sup Forums is bannable
>Post LOL thread anyway
I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT!

>New game has optional tutorial
>Don't play the tutorial

I'VE GONE NUCLEAR!!

>Buy the new battlefield
>Don't even like shooters

I'M OUT OF CONTROL

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>Played a racing game
>WITH A KEYBOARD

Sooomeeebody staaph me!

>Buy the first Bloodbowl game in the developers page.
>Bloodbowl comes to steam
>Buy it again for steam
>Dark elves edition, the same game but with the dark elves for full price. bought it again.

>playing LISA: The Painful
>either they kill my 3 party members or cut off my daughters nipple
>save my daughters nipple
THROW AWAY THE MOM

>next wow content patch isnt going to be out till January
>re-sub for december anyway

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>sell an account to someone and it gets banned right after
>ignore the buyer until they stop messaging me
no noOOOO MOM fuckiNG PUT DOWN THE KNIFE nOOO

I pre-ordered All Points Bulletin. An FPS MMO thinking it would

It was a subscription based game with free to play style unbalanced micro transactions. The servers shut down two months after launch.

This is why I don't feel guilty for pirating games, but I should have seen this coming.

>have Vita on 3.60
>update to 3.61

ONE - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

I played a video game.

>Overwatch team is annoyed at me for not using voice chat
>Tell them I don't have a mic

> I do

>MOBA has co-op vs AI tutorials where players can learn skills
>skip straight to real PvP instead

I'M A DOG CHASING CARS

>Guild member logs in
>Says hello
>Everyone says hi back
>Except me
WAKE ME ^

>enjoy all the amazing portable DS games such as Phoenix Wright and Ghost trick and The world ends with you
>on my cellphone

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HOHO

>Mom says I must go to bed at 10pm
>stay awake playing vidya past 10pm
I'M NOT LIKE THE REST

go to bed myers

>not enough mana but health is full
>drink purple potion anyway

I'M THE DARKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>Have a terrible game of Dota, lost miserably
>Literally killed me inside
>Requeue for another game anyway
LOCK ME UP!

>play video games
>i hate video games

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS xD

>get invaded in Dark Souls
>turn the game off
MOM'S GONNA FLIP

Fuck you Moot you're not even real.

>start playing Melee
>decide to main Ice Climbers

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>"hey wanna play video games user"
>"nah I'm busy sorry"
>I wasn't actually busy
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Pick Medic
>Never call out spies
>Run away from the slightest hint of combat
>Watch scout's burn to death in front of me
>Barely reach 30% Uber the entire game

JUST SEND ME TO THE LOONY BIN

I play games I'm bad at all day and always blame myself for a loss and let everyone else know they are allowed to make mistakes. But not me.

>Play a story heavy game
>skip every cutscene
STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN

Should have told them over voice chat that you don't have a mic

Funposting is still fun

>Hunting Horn put in F Tier even after a buff
>Main it anyways
MOM'S GONNA KEY

>Terraria
>fighting wall of flesh, instantly kills you if you teleport back home
>just quit to main menu instead, bringING you back home with zero consequences
DO NOT OPEN, DEAD INSIDE

>character surrenders
>execute him anyway
CAN YOU SEE MY FACE? THIS IS MY TRUE NATURE! YOU SEE, DON'T YOU? THIS IS WHO I AM!

>go to do a piss
>do it sitting

I'M IN FREE FALL

if only this was a site that let you post images directly

These are my favourite threads.

please...
i got original, dark elves, legendary, chaos, and even dungeon bowl

u wont see me gettin that bb2 tho

>after 45 minutes of continuous playing, you should take a 15 minute rest
>play for 9 hours straight

THERE'S NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN

shutup fatass, get back on your diet

>Dead or Alive 5 releases on Steam with no mulitplayer for $50
>Buy it anyway
>They add multiplayer later but only random ranked matches (no community in Australia with no lobby).
>Put in 500 hours fighting chinks with bad latency

I NEED HELP

>Somebody actually remembered me from that thread
T-that means so much to me.

What is your height, weight and age? How much have you been losing each week?

Holy shit, this reminds me, I spent my entire fucking day beating Metro Last Light. I wasn't even rushing and it was my first time playing it... JUST AFTER I HAD FUCKING FINISHED 2033
HELP, THIS IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE

5'9, 160lbs, 19 years old!
I haven't lost much of anything yet though since my decision to start dieting only came to me just the other week.
I'm hoping to drop 30lbs though.

>Just read an article saying only viewing things close to the eyes for an extended period of time does damage
>Put cellphone in headset, and strap it on anyway
HAHAHAHA THE FUTURE IS MINE ITS ALL MINE!

good luck, fatso

I'll work extra hard just for you, user!

You're at a healthy weight. Your BMI is 23.7

I'm jealous of you, I was on the cusp of being morbidly obese at a BMI of 35. I was 263lbs @ 6'0. Now I'm 180lbs with a BMI of 26.

Why don't you just start exercising and eating right?

>you commit yourself to the story so heavily that you sleep yourself to sleep after the story ends

you're gonna feel empty after you're done with the game, but the author is writing another sequel, so there's that I guess

>sleep yourself to sleep

Oh, man, my bad. *I once spent
I've beaten it been quite a while and yes... THE FEELING, OH
I wanted to read the books, dammit, but in my shithole of a country I can't find it anywhere.

>sleeping so deeply you start dreaming of sleeping

>Playing Overwatch
>I'm the last one to not choose a character
>Team says we need a healer
>Pick Sombra

THROW AWAY THE KEY

*quite a while ago
FUGGG
WHY AM I RETARD HALP

>do the most normie thing in the world: spend money on something you don't really want because it's what your peers are doing
>multiplied by the second most normie thing you can do: think that any of it made you special
classic OP

>Playing Brawl with my wife's son
>He picks Mario
>I pick Luigi
>i jump on his head in real life and say "IT'S A ME MARIO!"
>He beats the shit out of me afterwards because he is a large black man and I'm a short Jew with noodle arms

SOMEBODY TAKE THE KEY AND THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN

this didn't happen
>GO ON PRAWN FISHING ENTHUSIAST WEBSITE
>LIE
I guess you are kind of damaged

I was going for the absolute worst shitpost I could, and I guess I succeeded.

i bought mario kart and smash even though i have no friends heh throw away the key ehehheh...heh....

yea I think you did good
london?

Kenya

There`s literally nothing wrong with playing racing games with a keyboard.
You're either a retard that can't tap keys properly or a consolebabby that hasn't even tried.

>Play Fallout 4
>Scrap all the beds in the settlement instead of storing them in the workshop

hot
post feet?

That's racist

I think it's racist of you to assume that just because you're kenyan you have to be a nigger

>npc approaching to speak with me
>run away
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE

...

>see clearly fake crack site
>hundreds of comments from names like ''James'' and ''Sarah'' just saying ''nice''
>game isn't even out yet
>the only thread you can find about the site is full of people saying not to trust it
>download anyway

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>racing game
>you get 4 buttons to move
You can't defend this

>Hate infinite warfare and don 't want to pay money for it
>bought the edition with mw1
>sold invite warfare for 70$
>made 10$ profit

ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>turning 24 tomorrow
>spent the last 6 years browsing autistic gay imageboards and jacking off 3 times a day

MOM'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME AS A HUMAN BEING AND SON

>get 100% for a game
>delete the save a few seconds later
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>that webm
Thinking about how many times that's probably happened in real life gets me depressed desu.

fucking Nier

MOM'S

GONNA

FREAK

user why...

Read this first

Hope it made you smile again

>Play Skyrim
>Go pure Conjuration

CAPITAL LETTERS

>browse Sup Forums
>make a reddit thread
LOCK ME UP

every fucking time

I love these threads

I am so hard right now.

A thread like this actually ends up being pretty damn video games desu

What do you need to lose weight for? You're good. On the other hand, I'm a fucking whale of a human being. I started 5 days ago though, I've hit the gym for an hour everyday, and cut out a lot of fatty foods. I'm not gonna give up this time, I promised myself this. Good luck user