Have you ever been beaten by a girl, Sup Forums?

Have you ever been beaten by a girl, Sup Forums?

that's pretty cute and I unironically love this comic

shocking reply that implies the original poster was beaten by his mother or a female relative or ex girlfriend

yep

Sister of a friend of mine used to be the female John Choi. Bitch had mastered zoning with Sagat and all of our friends had a hard time beating her.
She eventually grew out of videogames ;_;

I wish a girl could beat me in videogames. Even the ones who say they're good are casual-tier.

Last one I met said she was good at fighting games but couldn't even throw a hadouken. Gimme a break.

I got beat by a """"""""girl""""""""" once

I am shit at fighting games and I can even throw a hadouken. How deluded of a human do you have to be in order to not recognize that you're that massive of a failure at a game genre?

Nope, not even once.

My ex used to claim to be amazing in Tekken but I think all her thirsty male "friends" were letting her win because when we played I demolished her.

i want to fuck that black cat

yup. met a girl online and she flew to meet me. she was fucking gorgeous. like, turn the heads of all the people in the room gorgeous. she kicked my ass at soul caliber. i didn't fuck her because she was 17 and i was 20 and I wasn't sure statutory rape wouldn't apply. Also I had no self confidence. She flew out after 2 days. Never saw her again.

Honestly probably smart. My head seems to think that it isn't statutory, but I don't think that it's a gamble worth taking. So good on you for that one.

should a kept her phone number though and called her the second she was 18

We all do

i want to fuck that pink glasses kitty

That's like dying on the first jump in original mario and thinking you're good at platformers

Why did she want to meet you?

Sims isn't a competitive game but holy shit this girl's house was fucking insane. Don't know if she imported it or not but it was leagues better than my shed.

Physically, yes. In a video game, no.

Some people do

Going to be real, girls with glasses gets me rock hard and girls adjusting their glasses even more so.

I guess it extends to cats too.

because women tend to get coddled in competitive environments if the person they are playing with knows that they are a woman.

I don't think women are actually inherently inferior at videogames, they just care less OR they care but constantly get a free pass on being terrible which doesn't push them to their limits.

If I play a game I want to be good at it. Not "my friends tell me I'm kinda good"-good, I want to be competing for top spots with other players. At least for the games I care about, there are some games that have a competitive scene that doesn't interest me. But in those games I never tell myself that I'm good at them.

She was young and at that stage in her life when she wanted to have adventures, that sort of thing. I also used to be really fucking funny online. She was definitely down when she saw me for sure, but she was so good looking that I psyched myself out of it, among other things.

I dont.

The orange one though....

Yeah I don't beat myself up about it too much. Even though I lacked self-confidence I think it was still the right decision. Stat rape will follow someone their whole lives. And who knows if her, or her parents, or somebody else she knew, would have done something. So uh...I guess I got off, by not getting off?

Never ever rofl.
I had some grills thinking they could beat me a smash.
LMAO when I all stocks them

...

>played super smash brothers in day room when I was on active duty with one other friend
>suddenly 10 more people join to play
>oh you play as zelda lmao whatever
>beat the shit out of them so bad they couldn't kill me even triple teaming me
>eventually stopped playing because "she keeps winning fuck this let's play street fighter)

Now I'm shit at that though

>tfw no gf to play games with

I don't talk with 3DPD.

sauce? i remember seeing this long time ago but i dont remember

No, never. In fact, I go out of my way to cruelly stomp females down. I ran into Gillyweed in a Quick Match of Heroes of the Storm and I spent the entire game following her around and ganking her over and over and over.

Women need to understand they have no place in competitive e-sports.

my sister always beat me at DDR
I cannot into rhythm games

Cool

I lose to a girl in smash at times, but then again she's a villager main. I would rather pull my teeth out than deal with villager's stupid shit as Ike.

Maybe. It's possible someone online I've lost to is a girl. Face to face? Never.

And also

>talking to guy at work about video games
>he likes WoW
>oh what expansion did you start in I played it a lot
>OMG YOU PLAY WANNA MAKE A TOON WITH ME
>uhm ok
>COOL WHAT'S THE HIGHEST CHARACTER YOU'VE EVER HAD MINE WAS LIKE 70
>uh... I have 3 100s and 3 90s (this was like a month before Legion and I hadn't been playing for 2 years and not impressive at all)
>he freaks the fuck out
>omg that's so awesome!
>mfw all this

I didn't think it was possible for someone to be as bad at wow as he is anymore

high score girl

One time my friend's gf beat me at bomchu bowling in OoT. Aside from that I've never been beaten by a woman in a game. Even the Japanese girl I knew couldn't even pull off a hadouken. I'm sure there are gaymur gurlz at tourneys and shit but I've never met a single woman IRL who could beat me at shit.
>inb4 you've never met girls

Is that rape?
What about now?

ty user

>Things That Will Never Happen: The Image

I played a LOT of kart racing games with my ex gf, she always managed to beat me at mario kart, but that's probably because i have never played the shitty wii version before and she had plenty of times.

I constantly beat her at sonic transformed and some other shitty kart racers tho

Not legitimately. I used to toss matches here and there to them, but not so much anymore. Yeah it was because I didn't want to deal with their passive aggressive bullshit afterward, but you learn to drown that shit out over time.

Lesson is, just show them their place every time.

>normalfags cuck: the thread

>Being so bad that you have to pick super OP characters

My wife completely schools me in Smash. I thought it was because I never owned a Nintendo console before, but then she offered to play some friend of a friend that I was playing online. The fat fuck is a complete NEET and does nothing but play games all day. She completely dominated him to the point of embarrassment. The faggot always ragequit on me and my buddies whenever he lost in Street Fighter so I thought he'd do the same here, but he didn't surprisingly.

He kept bitching to me and her afterwards, saying he lost 'because he's not used to items being on.' My wife just laughed at him and said 'neither am I.'

My older sisters always used to wreck me in Monopoly, whether on cardboard or the NES. They probably still would, honestly. I always end up wishing that early retirement could be considered "winning" in that game.

Dude these gamercat comics are the plebest shit.

I had a friend back in elementary school who I would play Battletanx with. She could beat me most of the time. But she did the craziest thing and grew out of it and did something with her life unlike me.

I lived in Japan for 10 years. Going to an arcade on a first date in Japan is pretty common. Japanese girls will fucking wreck you at Mario Kart. In my opinion if she can't kick your ass at a few games then she's not worth dating.

The only problem with this comic is that it's about gaming but written by a casual

I get beat by a deaf girl with one hand all the time, fml

No but I beat my girlfriend lots of times

>girl asks if I play LOL
>Say I'm Gold 2
>She says she's plat 4
Is this what it feels like to get cucked?

You fucked up
16-17 is the average age of consent in the US and only cuckifornia has it at 18

cheers, it's actually pretty good from what I remember.

yes. i lost to all my close female friends at mario kart. pretty sure girls on Sup Forums beat me too. i also lost to my gf at various racing games.
no shame in my game

Yes, but it was in a tournament and she was pretty damned good.

I've learned since then, if I get the chance, I'm rematching her. It's not about being unstoppable all the time, it is about adaptation

My Wife always wins at strategy and shooters, I win at fighters and puzzle games.

That is also the genres we spend more time playing though.

Only if you stopped the conversation there.

>no ways ! I don't believe you
>n-no I really am plat 4
>ok, show me !

here's the beginning of a great friendshiplove

No, I played Smash Bros Brawl with one but I could tell that she wanted to fuck Wolf.

who didn't?

I suck at mortal kombat but it seems to be the most popular game with girls at my local arcade after sm4sh, so I normally get my ass kicked a few times here whenever I swing by

meanwhile the guys prefer the single player games and mario kart so I rarely end up going against one in anything since I just stick to the fightan games

LOL

Yes.
My mother beats me super easily at zuma. She actually finished the game, I just couldn't.

Yes, and it was actually at guitar hero.. fugg..

if its a cute boy , most girls dont mind

Your mother is a girl?

Don't remind me.

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

I usually toss games when I play with girls.

>you will never have a real match with a cute tomboy girl

>tfw scared to bring up video games when talking to grills IRL in fear of being shunned

If you ever lose to a girl, your gamer card should be immediately revoked

I've played Blazblue with this chick once. She beat me.

reply stating you are a lucky fag

yeah my roommate is a pro at retro games
she's the better of the two of us at shovel knight as well

girls fuck me pretty hard at rhytm games and racing games

My girlfriend ---- used ---- to be really good at games. Would easily keep up, and compete with me at around a 50% win rate.

But 2 years ago she developed horrible carpal tunnel in both her hands. Its gotten so bad she can't even hold a book by herself any more. She hasn't been able to play a game outside of phone tapper games in over a year.

Doc thinks she won't be able to get back nearly the dexterity she used to have either, even with surgery.

Christ that sounds horrible.
I don't think I could live without the full use of my hands, the day I lose a finger is the day I consider ending it.

Lewd

Yes, in Singstar

sure I'd lose to my exgf sometimes playing age of empires

>girl plays LOL
>Hey, cool. What are your favorite champs?
>I main Vi, Riven and Kat pretty damn well. I'm Gold in ranked.
>Awesome, I normally use Trundle, Maokai and Nasus. But bounce around whenever......
>Those guys are shit, you'll never get anywhere with those
>Okay, thanks for the advise
>I'll teach you if you want
>Nah, thanks though
>Figures you don't want to improve and that's why you'll never get out of Bronze
>I actually finished Diamond two seasons ago and was Challenger in 3v3 at the same time. Didn't play ranked because senior year and all
>Challenger in 3v3 is like Bronze level in 5s
>Okay, sure.

Women that play video games are just as shitty as human beings as men that play video games.

It's no wonder people look down on gaming as a hobby when everybody is an elitist asshole.

>Using Bosses at KOF

Disdainforplebs.jpeg

I have made it a condition that I won't date any girl who can't

A. Beat me in a tactics game and
B. Beat me at arm wrestling

The secret is that if she's willing to go through with that I pull her arm down and make myself lose

If only

>diamond two seasons ago
>challenger in 3v3
lmao
kill ur self m8

You are absolutely right, you don't just introduce a topic in a conversation with a girl unless you are 100% sure she is very interested in it. What you like doesn't matters.

>overly offended tranny got beat by a real woman

>DA ELITEST!!!!

>guitar hero
>all those "chords"
Learn to play spanish music. Not the mexican samey crap, those fast pieces with no vocals.
That's some real skills right there.

What bothers me most is she hates watching me play games that have any kind of story. She keep saying she doesn't want spoilers for when she's better and can play through herself. Even her voice says she knows she won't be able to play dark souls or metal gear solid or even super easy ones like platformers.

My girlfriend beats me easily in Soulsborne PVP and mercilessly crushes me in SSX Tricky. I school her in Smash at least.

One of my female cousins used to beat the shit out of me in quake.
That sucks balls.

I got what I assume is carpal tunnel in both hands and I literally couldn't touch my mouse or a controller or even write for over 2-3 weeks without instant crippling wrist pain.

Went away on its own, but my wrist now has a dull ache whenever I spend a couple hours on my PC.

I'm a girl and I play vidya.

I'm not very "good" as in; mediocre reflexes and strategic thinking. But I'm pretty persistent in games I like. Beat DS1 on SL1. Caught all non-event pre-Alola pokémon. Tried going for Pure Plat on non-stop Infinite Climax in Bayonetta 1, but turns out that's nearly impossible without getting all the good equipment first, didn't have the energy to farm all that stuff.

Yep. Took gf to an arcade and got destroyed in every single rhythm game in there.

Heeeey bby whats ur steam? ;)

your wife sounds cool user, hope I meet someone like her
bitches be basic as fuck in texas

>tfw you let a girl beat you in vidya and she immediately figures out you did and gets mad at you

what do you read

what the hell is this comic, it's not funny, it's just a vehicle for the author to preach her dull message of "don't be elitist". fuck you cunt. this is what equality looks like. male vidya enthusiasts have been out-elite:ing each other forever; you're just so used to being coddled that when you're treated the same as a man, you think it's misogyny. Eat shit and die.