Holy fuck can I sue amazon or something? This is the quality of customer support you get as a prime member folks

Holy fuck can I sue amazon or something? This is the quality of customer support you get as a prime member folks.

I bought a "Like new" copy of fallout 4 and it came all scratched and fucked up and Now i'm in the twilight zone and can't speak to anyone that also speaks English. Fuck.

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The only thing you can do is not give Amazon any more of your money.

They hire the cheapest of workers and curryfarts are usually it.

>buying fallout 4

you deserve to talk to indian tech support

Your first mistake here is buying Fallout 4.

This
Her real name is Poolikshi, she has never seen America or an amazon

>buying anything on Amazon thats not sold from Amazon themself
Your own fucking fault m8

This
>Buying from Vendors
I work there and guess what we fucking did today?
We had to send 24K GOLD bracelets to get destroyed by a giant compactor because the vendors no longer wanted to rent space from amazon.

Yep, it's a big crime IIRC but amazon seems to do it anyway.

>tfw you realize pajeets are a rotting wound on the thigh of america

baka why did you not grab them/

>On the thigh of America

More like on the Earth, Indians are subhuman vermin that make niggers and chinks look like Saints.

You're talking to an indian. Be commanding and they melt like butter.

They tried to charge me out of the blue for prime, opened the chat and flat out told them to cancel it, no bullshit. Wrapped up in 60 seconds, gave that guy five stars (because they likely base pay on stars). Amazon is slimy as fuck but I don't blame the low level guys. They're just trying to not starve for another day.

you responded to an automated message? what.

I'd rather not go to prison. I still couldn't believe it. This poor Hispanic man seen it and his eyes shot out of his head, he couldn't throw them away he walked out on the site(we covered for him and said he was sick)

I don't blame him, I never seen this much gold in my life and it was being throw into a compactor with clothes,soda and every fucking else

>Paying for Prime
>Buying used shit from the marketplace
You just say you want your money back, Amazon will refund you if the seller doesn't.

i have never used prime and now every time i add something to my cart i have to click twice to tell them that no, i don't want a free trial of prime

also every time i order paperback books that claim they are in-stock and ship in 24 hours, if i get free shipping they just wait ten days before bothering to ship them

amazon fucking blows now

>le prime is bad meme
>I would have spent 3x as much money if I didn't have it

Granted, I get the student discount and I've been buying games every week and books every four months, but prime isn't as jewish as people make it out to be.
Wouldn't get it for $100 tho

I bought a few books on amazon and they gave me lifetime student prime

Shoulda taken a cut from Mr. Spain for how you helped him out

A pawn shop would never be looking for those bracelets if they were supposed to be in the trash anyway

What the shit. Why not atleast sell it to someone for scrap. Something is better than nothing.

Yeah 100$ is too fucking much.
Yeah the worst part is they are so backlogged that if you want to buy something now, there is a high chance you wont get it till AFTER Christmas.

It's not even black friday and everything is booked/gone

>Be commanding and they melt like butter.

This, they're all pushovers because they're afraid they'll lose the 15 cents a day.

Not to mention that they've completely fucked up with this special snowflake layout for video game pages. It's ugly and hinders your ability to find the options that you can easily find for any other item.

this is correct

However, if you're on the phone and you think they might be American, be as nice as possible and they'll bend over backwards to give you all the free shit they can find.

>physical books in 2016
nigga just go to the library if you insist on using outdated forms of media, at least it's free there

It's jewish if you don't use Amazon a lot. But for people like you who use it very frequently the money saved on shipping and discounts more than make up for the hundred lost every year.

I don't know why people don't understand that and think because they only buy something online three times a year that everybody else does too.

Is no one going to mention the fact the 15 year old said "Can I sue amazon"

Over a fucking used game purchase.

My student membership finally ran out a year or two ago, and I've been paying the $99 since then without question. I do most of my shopping through Amazon, so the free shipping alone basically pays for the membership. I also use Amazon video once in a while when I find something decent in the Prime library.

>t. Jeff Bezos

We knew he was a dipshit the second that he said he bought Fallout 4. This is just an Amazon gripes thread now.

>I bought a few books on amazon and they gave me lifetime student prime
they offered me a trial for that once when i ordered textbooks... lifetime? free? is that really a thing?

They never stopped my subscription after I graduated and I've never paid a dime

I always thought this. People complain about the blacks or spicks, which are bad to an extent, but pajeets are by far more disgusting.

>mfw over half of the products sold on amazon now are chinkshit shipping from mainland china

I buy a lot of shit online and have gotten dupped on the 3 big platforms.

>Amazon - lose week or two going through a ticket process. More likely than not you will have to send it back out of your own pocket

>Paypal - lose a fucking month for the ticket process. Got refunded eventually, but very inconvenience.

Ebay - Open a ticket, seller freaks out and tells me to keep item and not send it back and gives me a refund. I get my money back in a week or less on ebay.

Ebay is my perffered buying method with the most hassle free refund process. Unless its a new item to use Amazon Prime on or grossly overpriced i dont use amazon. 1 out of 20 used ads have a picture. You will pay at least 6 bucks on every transaction for shipping. On ebay its free of very cheap. Its just a shit place that normies defaultly go to
>

Shipping is now Amazon's single largest expense. Estimated to cost them TWENTY FUCKING BILLION annually by 2018.

wsj.com/articles/amazon-posts-smaller-than-expected-profit-1477599108

>They never stopped my subscription after I graduated and I've never paid a dime
check ur statement because they have surely charged you unless it's been less then 4 years

They should shut down their services in literally who third world countries.

Pretty much.

They will disable ads on your kindle for free and cave in to pretty much everything since they want good ratings

I bought a cheap mouse once, for like $10 just to use at school for my Chromebook. It took maybe two months to get here, I had completely forgot about it by then.

> Amazon prime
> Don't ever have to go to a grocery store, they shop deliver all my groceries to me me within 2 hours
> Free shipping on like everything
> Streaming movies, TV, and new shows
> For $9.99 a month
> Some of you are paying 15 dollaroos a month for world of fucking Warcraft

You bought it third party senpai give up.

Show them a pic of a loo. They will fear the wrath of your loo witch

>Order 40lbs of gummy bears from Amazon
>Pay
>Get confirmation of payment
>A day later, get an email saying it shipped
>Two weeks go by and I never receive anything
>What is going on
>Check amazon
>"Delivered! How did you like the product?"
>What
>Contact amazon
>They said they already sent it and got confirmation
>Check address in case it was sent elsewhere
>Correct address
>Tell them I never got anything
>They say they can't do anything because I received the product
>Never received the damn gummy bears
>They tell me there's nothing they can do
>Contact seller
>No response

Their customer service has improved since then, but god damn. Those pieces of shit made me wary of buying online for years.

just send them a pic of trump's face instead

Someone probably stole it.

>Order 40lbs of gummy bears from Amazon

for what purpose

>order book from amazon
>it arrives in horrible condition
>send it back to them for the refund
>they try to charge me a "restocking" fee
>have to write them two more times before i finally get my full refund

First time I had any bad experience with them

This. I think there is a verified option or something. but it will mean you have to go to the mail clerk store in order to pick it up if you are not there.

>40lbs

You trying to an hero like the fat guy in Se7en

>pre order battlefield one forever ago, 3 day early edition too
>card declined for literally no reason
>just re-charge it, and it works
>because I waited 10 minutes my order now arriving 4 days late
>complain to some indian street shitter support, they do absolutely nothing
>"I literally have amazon prime why would my order take 4 days to arrive"
>get it 5 days late actually

>pre order pokemon moon
>same song and dance, again card declined for no fucking reason
>just cancel and go to gamestop

really gets those synapses crackling

wut. why did you even have to talk to anybody? i've had to return shit before and they immediately refund me, they give me a label to print out to ship it back, and tell me if they don't get it back in a month then they'll charge me. i've literally never had an issue trying to refund shit, including shit that worked perfectly fine but i just decided i didn't want anymore.

>Order 40lbs of gummy bears

This was during my filthy NEET phase so I promise you it never reached my doorstep.
Probably stolen during transit or something though. I couldn't even get a refund which was why I was so butt blasted towards them for years.

i like gummy bears

you know
gummy bear stuff

Because he bought it third party like a moron.

It's different if you're a prime member and buy from amazon or fulfillment

if you buy directly from a seller, you have to jump through several hoops to return shit

Did you want to fill a pool with them and swim in them like Scrooge McDuck?

>order final fantasy type-0 for ps4
>It's all sale
>Two days later it arrives
>Xbox one version
>Contact Amazon
>New one sent out that day
>Receive next day
>Never sent back xbox one version
>Never charged for it

I ordered some shit and it said delivered but never showed up. They sent me a new one the same day.

Then some guy showed up with the first package saying it was delivered to his house by mistake.

>Over 40lbs of Gummy and Ass!

Imagine 20 bags of this
youtube.com/watch?v=PGhtCp987oU

Yeah learned my lesson guys, They had a 97% overall rating and i was saving like 3 dollars. Didn't think big vendors selling on amazon would be scumbags. And it's not amazons fault for this situation but the least I ask is good customer support so I can resolve this.

>20

Holy fuck I'm retarded

>Amazon gripes thread
>Purchase Hyper 212 Evo
>Try to cancel it
>Second I try to cancel it they ship it out
>Tells me to just refuse the parcel
>Order a better cooler from Newegg
>Few days later get a box from Newegg
>Hyper 212 Evo came in a fucking newegg box
>Accept thinking it was the item ordered from newegg
>Lol sorry, you have to pay 15 dollars to ship it back to us

I'm still mad.

That's how things are now fortunately.

i only buy shit from amazon when prime is on free trial and i have managed to get a bunch of gift credit on items that i had even the slightest issue with

they give refunds for literally fucking everything, idk how anyone can take issue with their customer service

i just bought steins;gate 0 for 30 bucks

>buying a physical copy of a game
>2016

>Bee Amazon employee at clothing section.
>All the sexy clothing ordered is in XXL or XL.
>Fat women spends hundreds of thousands on sexy clothing.
>You almost never see small or medium.
>People buy soda from amazon even when the grocery option isn't around

>I literally told my supervisor about a sex costume they sold that had a (14 years old or older) recommendation it, He said'' I'd either really hate or really like to see that.''

This is what retailfags must feel like dealing with peoples weird shit and fetishes

>be full retard consumer
>get prime
>order pointless vanity shit you dont need that you could probably get for free or heavily discounted otherwise because of it just to make up the difference in what you have to pay for a prime sub
>HA HA I AM SAVING MONEY

fucking mongoloids desu