Ay wassup world I'm a hacker

>ay wassup world I'm a hacker

HOL UP

*smacks lips*

this is as bad as fuckin Hackers (1995)

WE

U be sayin dis lit rapper ain't believable as sum kinda hacker f a m?

SO YOU SAYING

I straight-up refuse to buy any game that forces me to play as a negro.

I would play as a beast race before playing as a black person.

>wen u finna execute da bigest hak an ur nigga axcedenteley sens u his baes nudes enstead of da trojans

>tfw hacking the world actually happens in game
>tfw the mission is named hack teh world

you can't make this shit up.

AYO HOL UP
>*smacks lips*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*flips open Motorola Razr*
SO U BE FINNA TELLIN ME
>*starts playing OTIS by Jay Z on phone speaker*
DAT WE IZ... NAH NAH NAH HOL UP HOL UP
>*hacks KFC*
OK CRACKA, U BE SAYIN TO ME
>*hops into Aerial Pyramid*
DAT WE WUZ EXECUTIN DA BIGGISS HACK OF DA HISTRY AN SHEEIT??
>*flies to Jakub's Hidden King Palace on the moon*
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>*flies to Jakub's Hidden King Palace on the moon*
dear jesus user youre killing me over here

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

AYYO WE WUZ BLACK HITLERS AND SHEEIT

I say TOGETHER

Over twenty years of household internet, and people STILL fall for the
>imma hacka
meme.

Why is it considered hip and edgy to be moronic?

...

I really hate the commercial. The "music" is so fucking awful

What about San Andreas?

>based on san francisco
>SJW central
>get to kill millions of sjws

How are you fucks not excited for this SJW genocide simulator?

ARE

THE MEN IN BLACK

Because you're playing as a SJW

you cant kill the fat hacker

CJ was a believeable one. He murdered people for money, thats what kangz do. They dont hack

>those pre-orders compared to the first game

hi guys planet here
stop hacking me