Stop doing this already

Stop doing this already.

Based

No.

>going to Shitaku

Stop doing this already.

Make pokemon great again

>go to GTS
>"pls give arceus for my yungoose plspls"

that's an ad

what's Baron's end goal?

>posting anything related to Kotaku
Stop doing this already.

thats always been the case
third worlders and kids are stupid

Unova?
More like Jewnova, amirite?

>a little kid trying to stay up at 3:00 AM is autism now
Just because it's normal for neckbeards to be up that late doesn't mean it's good for a growing boy.

this was at like 3 in the morning for him of course hes going to be out of it

Being the tallest human alive.
5'10 at fucking 10 years old.

/ss/ doujins involving him when?

haaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii

Soon

I was taller than that at his age

Get better genes manlet

I named mine Potus.

No.

have fun dying at 40 you gangly mutant

I just went with Mr.President

Give me the sauce

There's lactation and milking , also impregnation.

>not even using it's final MAGA from

>tfw barely taller than a literal 10-year-old

>5'10

shit. he's taller than me

That's not autism, that's just genetics. Donald does the same kind of stuff.

Gumshoos is a detective
Gumshoos=Mongoose+Gumshoe

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NO

trump is going to make Pokémon great again go back to Mexico rattata

giants live forever my friend

>mind_of_a_gapepussy.rar

OH WOW THAT FAT GORILLA PATRICIA DIDN'T POST THIS ARTICLE? HOLY SHIT.

It's literally perfect.

Rattata=Thieves
Gumshoos=Detectives

He's a fucking billionares son, he shouldn't need any sleep

You said that last time but I don't care. What is it called?

>kotaku
WOW its like it was impossible to guess this was going to happen months ago when the fucking thing was first revealed?

PROTIP: I've been telling my roomate "expect Wondertrade/GTS to be filled with Trumpgoose nicnamed after the fucker moments after release" for a goor 4-5 months now

sauce please

If he was available earlier it would be full of that gorilla one all named Harambe.

Why won't that meme fucking die.

user there's titfucking and it's SS, I don't think you want that

>/ss/
Kill yourself. Boys belong with boys. Women and heterocucks belong in the trash.

yeah I know

Reminder that not only are younger generations gradually getting taller but their dicks are getting bigger too.

Fuck you and your game. Already found it in the archive.
Keep posting this every day.

Yes, I do

Post the sauce then bud

At least he'll have to cope with his dad dying in around 20 years

>boys need to be faggots because I can't get pussy
>jesus you bring me the fucking glass of water

>fuck you and

And they're becoming more feminine. My friends younger brother looks like a girl these days it's frightening what they are putting in their food

If he wants to remain a billionare the kid needs to get some fucking sleep so he can learn how to operate business empires.

you better explain why your dick isn't ravaging his boypussy right now

>ravaging
>his boy-pussy

this is america

Hahahahah LOL

All human being need some sleep user, billionaire or not.

Because that's weird and I'm a virgin. I wouldn't even know where to start and even how to find out if he's bi .

Miko Milking

americans and japs always give the worst pokemon in wonder trades desu

That would be defamation and liable to sue.

Pretending they had a 0.3% inaccuracy rate

he's taller than everyone in my family and me. sucks to be born to a short family.

you're not supposed to "find out if he's bi", you're supposed to make him gay you fucking dunce

>Implying the japanese give a damn about that.

>xcom

>their dicks are getting bigger

>they're becoming more feminine

JUST JAM IT IN

>tfw all I ever got in wonder trades in ORAS was fucking Zigzagoons and Magikarp because I sure do want a million fucking Linoone and Gyrados
>all I ever got in XY's wonder trade was Bunnelby
>the trade center thing in XY was fucking pointless because it was just fags begging for shinies of shit you could only acquire through trading up through every game for years

Yeah but they're getting uglier too. Preteen girls look like they're in their fucking 20s now.

Thanks flimfam

>getting uglier
Meant aging faster, only guys are getting uglier

Andre died at 46 and I hope you do too.

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It's not genetics, it's make up that they haven't yet learned to master.

I called mine POTUS.

I know this is bait, but he is doing that blinking because he's eyes are dry due to staying up late.

Hey, I called MINE Potus first! stop stealing my ideas, you weenie!

>See a Pokemon I want
>Nickname the Pokemon something like "PU55YFVCK" or something to get pass censors
>The trainer is stuck with a nickname like that

Actually, I called it "MAGAPOTUS", but that name is so silly that I didn't mention it.

What does maga mean

Make America great again.

Trump's campaign's slogan.

I never heard him mention it as maga before. Weird.

>America
>Not Alola

What's wrong bitchboy? The protests are retarded, but satire and irony still goes in both ways.

Until they go to the name changer