Shoot at red barrel

>shoot at red barrel
>it explodes

>throw red barrel
>it explodes on contact

What Cantonese cooking show should I watch tonight?

>shoot red barrel
>It's just a rusty looking normal barrel

>make love to red barrel after date
>she doesn't explode

>Headshot someone
>Their head explodes

>deport a red barrel
>it explodes on the airport

>shoot similar barrel later
>it explodes anyways

wasn't something like this actually an easter egg in one of the halo games?

>shoot a barrel
>it explodes
>shoot a toy car
>it creates the biggest explosion in the level
>enemy pulls a grenade
>shoot it and it explodes in their hand
>there is rocket launcher ammo on a table in the level
>if you shoot it, it explodes

>shoot an explosion
>it explodes

>enemy shoots a red barrel next to me
>I explode

Is this the much eluded to JoJo reference?

>shoot at red barrel
>a side character remarks "did you think it was going to explode or something, retard?"

I challenge you to literally find a Cantonese cooking show.

>throw an explosive into an explosion
>it explodes creating a bigger explosion

>shoot a red barrel
>"did you really think i was going to explode retard"
>turns out hes the final boss

>shoot at Red barrel for the first time
>barrel takes too long to explode after being hit
>enemies move past the barrel
>enemies don't get hit by explosion anymore

>shoot at barrel
>it flies off into space

>final boss is a red barrel
that never explodes

>he cant explode
>but can only be harmed by explosions
>you have to find your inner red barrel and shoot yourself
>find out in the credit scenes he actually could explode but it wouldve destroyed the world

>shoot a red barrel
>it explodes
>find a picture of a family of barrels wreckage

>shoot a barrel
>it explodes
>shoot a mainframe computer
>it explodes
>shoot a monitor
>it explodes
>shoot a keyboard
>it explodes
>shoot a chair
>it explodes
>shoot a wooden box
>it explodes into progressively tinier boxes
>which also explode

>shoot a red barrel in a level
>loot it and check his phone
>"i cant wait to get promoted to that abandoned zombie warehouse in portugal, the pays better and i can finally afford a better education for barrelina even if its risky"

>Hiding behind vehicle
>Takes a full magazine of bullets
>Flames coming from the engine
>It explodes

>Shoot red barrel
>It explodes
>Later in the game overhear a conversation between two barrels about how much they miss the red one

Meme aside, now that the dust has settled does Scrubs hold up today to rewatch?

>Go to Cracker Barrel
>Buy a golf-pin triangle game
>Glad it didn't explode
>It explodes

Fuck what everyone thinks, Goldeneye was an awesome game and it still is. Like beating it regularly, probably will do so during the weekend.

I'd say so
Some things might be a little outdated, but I reckon it's still relevant

Finished binging the series a while ago.
It's still great to me.

Fuck thse autistic threads.

I wish I could, but I don't have my N64 anymore. Emulating it doesn't work well either, even with an (admittedly cheap) analog joystick, it's really hard to aim and doesn't control like an actual N64 controller did. I have no idea how to properly configure Project 64 to take the analog stick the way it should. At least Mario 64 worked well enough, I guess...

>Shoot user
>It shitposts

I could see that happen in Witcher 3

Wish I could help but sadly there really isn't a good alternative to the real thing. Despite what shitters always complain about after a while the controls in that game got super responsive (especially using 1.2) and when you got better you can do some ridiculous shit

>you will never have the satisfaction of unlocking invincibility for the first time ever again

name Three (3) games that do this.

Goldeneye was fun.

Why not just play it with mouse and keyboard?

>Valiant Barrels
>Barrel Ops:The line
>Metal Barrel Solid

>shoot a terrorist
>it explodes

I am kind of rigid in my ways and nothing feels quite as good to me as the controller. You could and if you aren't used to the controller it would be fine but I am very nostalgic for certain things and goldeneye is one of them. It doesn't feel the same for me without a controller

I've actually never played with anything but the default control scheme (1.1?). Maybe I'll try that if I ever get a chance to play it on a real 64 again.

Still is, as far as I know. Even after getting used to modern console FPS games with the dual-stick controls, I still enjoyed Goldeneye after the brief readjusting to it.

Haven't looked into it yet. I'm not sure how that would work, but if it's not hard to get going then I should check it out.

1.2 is used for trying to get top speeds. When using that the movement is done with the c buttons and is as such digital instead of analog like with the control stick. that means once you press c your speed is automatically max instead of having to build it up meaning you can go faster. Also allows you to aim with the control stick which is more precise

That said i used to only use 1.1 and still like it to this day

Goldeneye with the mouse fix actually turns it into a good game. The C buttons are horseshit and you know it.

It's great as long as you stop watching after season 7

Stella something something. It's cute girls do game design.

>Shoot at red barrel
>It screams

>shoot at a happy barrel
>it turns red
>screen blurs
>run prompt
>no escape to be had
>the barrel smashes through the screen
>gameover

>shoot red barrel
>leaks gasoline

here, just got the keyboard/mouse hack working and it seems pretty great. Thanks for the suggestion user/s.

...

Kek

>go to Cracker Barrel
>buy a nazi memorabilia golf pin triangle game
>explode a federal building

>ammo stock piles scattered around the map
>shoot at it
>it lights the fuck up in a bunch of explosions and bullets going off in all directions
>explosion sets fire to the fucking grass
>it spreads until half the map is burning

>devs decide red barrels to mainstream
>green barrels explode instead
absolute faggotry

>shoot black barrel
>the rest of the black barrels riot and destroy their own homes.

>shoot at red barrel
>it bleeds

>look at loli porn VN
>its not translated

>shoot at corpse
>their limbs move

shock combo from UT

I'm gonna develop a game where shooting red barrels freezes enemies

>shot silent hill barel
>i eplode


>

>tfw trying to learn nip just for the loli vn
and japanese classic literature

>shoot green barrel
>it explodes with elf rape