Does cosplay sex never happen?

Does cosplay sex never happen?

Girls that cosplay for photography/conventions would never touch the guys that are into what they are cosplaying.

Prove me wrong. I want to fuck someone dressed as Miranda.

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Cosplay sex happens. It's not with the hot chicks because they're there to make money/look good/get publicity. The ones who would fuck are either gross and/or fuckin crazy.

dude most of the cosplayers are without personality and crave attention. hence they become someone else. so they're freaks.

are you charismatic & good looking? probably not.

i'd fuck a Link cosplayer tbqh

My Chinese porn books say so.

I-i think you meant Zelda, user.

you're doing things in the wrong order.

Find a kinky bitch and convince her to wear the costume

I fucked a guy dressed up as tracer on Halloween.

So yeah you can fuck em. Just get them a little drunk

maybe if you are an ugly fattie, if you are ugly but your body is great and you show off a little bitches will be all over you

he said girls not guys (girls)

They basically have orgies every night. Source, close cosplay friend.

To add, mostly among themselves, rarely if ever with fans.

Julia Voth has sex in her Jill costume

I've been to a couple of cons. I don't personally think cosplay sex is super common but I have had sex with parts of my costume on with girls who have had parts of their costume on. It's not like a "thing" its more like people like clothed sex and those are the clothes you are wearing.

Most costumes are horribly uncomfortable and would be hell to have sex in.

Me and my now fiancé cosplayed as Rin and Len vocaloids and had sex in costume. Shit was so cash

yeah, so would I

Did you ever get turned on by the tunic outfit with only tights underneath that older link wears in ocarina of time?

>tfw you will never go to a con and have cosplay sex with a cute girl

Are you that guy with the greentext story that was awful to read? You were supposed to stop posting

Last Con me and my gf went to we went cosplayed as Geralt and Ciri from the Witcher and we had sex right after still cosplayed. Nothing so wrong ever felt so right.

not really
it would be gay to not get turned on by Link's tights
also he sounds uh lewd sometimes
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This is my ex.
Fucked her in costume several times.

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Why would you want to fuck someone dressed up as a character?

why would you dress up as miranda if you have flat titties and no ass?

Yeah, of course it happens. Literally ask whoever you're dating if they'll wear a costume of your favorite vidya character and chances are they'll oblige you if they play vidya too.
I got a Link costume from my bf a while back. He fucked me in it on Halloween.

you never wanted to fuck some vidya character?
fucking a cosplayer would be the closest thing

Sure, if you're a hot dude. If youre an awkward looking nerd or a fatty then you just come off as creepy to hot girls.

Her ass is too small to pull that off.

>Fucking in cosplay
>Cosplay you spent hundreds of dollars on fabric for
>Cosplay you spent months cutting and sewing
>Cosplay you stayed up until 5am the night before the con getting perfect before spending two hours getting the makeup, contacts and wig styling right
>Fucking in this cosplay and getting cum all over it

I'm triggered so hard.

it happens, you just have to have her as a girlfriend first, or get a hooker to cosplay

Can't think of a single vidya character that I'd want to fuck

what is it with you fucking faggots in every thread?

are you being paid by JIDF to come here and act like colossal AIDS victims?

i think i speak for the entirety of Sup Forums when i say: fuck off

I mean, women put the same amount of effort into going on dates with men, and sometimes they get a hard fuck. What's the difference?

Ruining delicate things only makes it hotter.

So I can go into Sup Forums and Sup Forums and tell them that I fucked their waifu

cosplay sex is more along the lines of convention sex, it's just picking up girls with nerd trivia

You can forget about having sex with any cosplayer that has any kind of public persona with a FB page or a patreon though

you don't, faggot. let the fag speak

You think women spend months getting ready for a date?

You disgust me.

Escapism.

hard to believe desu
you play simulators or something?
>implying i'll ever get laid

As a part of cosplayer couple I can say that actual cosplay takes too much fucking time and energy to continue doing that in bed. After a long day at con it feels actually good to take off all the impractical clothes and wash off makeup. To go through all that hassle for sex = nope.gif

>the same amount of effort
Not even close

Pops boner

Then why did you post a pic of Zelda?

After a full con day, getting out of costume feels better than sex.

u funny

>Implying jidf actually pays people to browse Sup Forums and promote alternate lifestyles
>Implying it's not just that when men are lonely and watch chinese cartoons they end up liking dick

In-fucking-deed.

That cartoon is so amazing with visuals and so shit with everything else. Well anyways who am I to deny that I still wouldn't cosplay Chat Noir.

>genetically perfect woman
>turns out to be a dumb british slag

thats what you want?

I want to fuck that catboy

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Friendly reminder that you Sup Forumsirgins WILL NEVER EVER GOING TO FUCK

>british

user please

>Friendly reminder that you Sup Forumsirgins WILL NEVER EVER GOING TO FUCK
what if it were two horny Sup Forumsirgins with no standards

What if I'm fucking RIGHT NOW?

Her crying that I ruined her cosplay - the one she's worked months on - by blowing a big, fat load on it because she refused to swallow just makes it even more hot.

>posting that negro again
Stop spamming that shit in every thread that has the word "cosplay" in it, I just want to jack off to big tiddies in revealing outfits I don't give a damn about anything else

How do I get poon at a con?

The same way you do anywhere else, you don't.

Fucking normies.

Must be nice to be able to have sexual needs fulfilled.

I really have missed out on life.

T. 29 year old virgin

I've been attending cosplay events in my area for the past 9 years or so. I do cosplay myself.

Here is the thing - you spend a lot of time making the costume, you show up to the event very early to rehearse the performance, put on make-up/get dressed/whatever. Often cosplayers stay pull all-nighters for several days before the event.
So at the event itself we are tired, too busy trying not to tear or damage something while looking good for the pictures.
As you can see, sex doesn't really happen during the convention. That doesn't mean that there are no people who don't get drunk at the after parties and screw around, but it also doesn't happen very often.

However, people who attend such events are usually friends, and there are local communities of geeks, cosplayers and generally weird young people. There are definitely sluts there, usually those who are not that pretty. And I also know people who are not into cosplay, anime or whatever, but they still hang out in these groups to get drunk and hit on girls.
So your best bet is to find a group of friends who are into cosplay, and cosplay yourself.

con poon comes at a heavily inflated price. Seriously it's easier to pick up a girl at the bar than at a convention.

There are some exceptions to the rule of course. Such as you cosplaying as something she thinks is hot by sheer coincidence. Or having certain skills that aren't desireable outside of cosplaying. Like speaking Japanese. Being a creator of some sort and having an online fanbase like youtube or some sort of weeb shit.

Don't be ugly

don't we all

I don't get why there isn't much more high profile cosplay porn, actually.
There's millions of the same old bullshit porn but none of the big names do good quality cosplay porn, such a missed opportunity.

At least Katsuni did a Kasumi cosplay lesbian thing.

do con girls generally prefer asian over white men because of that

>oriental mystique

Actually, yeah.

Have you been to cons? Most couples paired there are white females with asian dudes.

There are porn parodies. Alice in Wonderland porn parody is amazing, and look up how much they've spent on Pirates of the Carribean porn film.

>Have you been to cons?

when i was like 14/15, so literally a decade ago.

like i remember a time when comi-con and the anime expo were entirely separate at the NYC jacob javits centers.

back then i was a fat autistic mess.

i've gotten more fit and more socialable since then.

>the anime expo were entirely separate at the NYC jacob javits centers.

oh wait, shit, it's been so long i almost for the anime expo was usually held in a big-ass hotel with tube elevators. i think the downtown marriot?

In my experience if you look normal. Look and act friendly some girls might even approach you. Or hold autistically long eye contact with you.

Yeah sure, quality of those girls varies. But you'll have some chance. It's certainly a good way to pick up girls if you haven't a lot of experience and are comfortable with weeb culture. Just don't go and try pick up the hottest girl in the place. Aim realistically.

My wife and I have cosplay sex. Might go to a con this year if the weather isn't shit.

LOW

i dunno mang.

like im finishing up uni now and i find it really hard to engage people. or at least, Americans.

when i was traveling abroad, staying in hostels, people were infinitely more sociable and likeable and approachable. i'd talk and drink and banter with these girls who wouldn't give me a second look back in the states.

i would put my peepee inside her vagina if you know what i mean

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American women were a mistake

OwO whats this

not just the women. actually i find women more approachable and easier to engage with. i've made more friends than girls on something like 5:1 ratio. literally when i went to go christmas shopping and ice skating with friends, i was the only male in like a group of 5.

it's really hard to make friends with guys my age, but i get along well with guys that are like 28 to 58, like my professors.

seriously fuck millenials.

x3 someone's happy~

Depends how hot and charismatic you are. If you're hot you can probably snag a decent looking cosplayer from a convention and if you're charismatic enough you can probably convince them to fuck you dressed as basically any character you want.

Otherwise you're shit out of luck I'm afraid.

Of course it happens. Sex is not a complicated business when you're an adult.

>Brother asks if I wanted to go to a convention about 8 years ago
>Tells me it's one of the bigger Comic/Game/Anime conventions in the state
>Expect to see all the great shit like I have seen when looking at coverage of ComicCon
>It's about 90% crap, people actually wearing those horrible Halloween costumes that cost $20 at most
>the only redeemable cosplay I remember seeing was a group of guys sitting around a fake campfire dressed as STALKERs eating canned food with one guy playing a guitar

Is this normal? Do I just assume everything about conventions incorrectly because I'm only fed the good shit?

>Ask why it's not a thing
>Get answer
>Get creepier and more virgin in response

I do too and I'm not even gay.

>It's about 90% crap

a lot of cosplay is, its just were very used to cherry-picking the good ones or ones with hot girls

based Louis

COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT

"I dress like this for me, not for you" - Jessica Nigri

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Oh boy

>squirrel girl cosplay
of course

This is some grade-A bullshit. I always cup a feel at the asses and sometimes breasts of cosplaying girls. They usually laugh it off. If you also act jokingly and laugh about it.

Unless you are a creepy bastard with a neckbeard that licks his lips while massaging a random girl's ass, nobody is going to do shit.

I've fucked at least 5 cosplayers girls I met in cons.

The ones that "professionally" cosplay are the ones that won't ever do it.

thats a pornstar you dickhead

Girls that cosplay are close sluts or all out sluts. It only depends on how you play the game and if you're kinda hot or not.

Like everything in life.

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Clear difference in that one asked and one walked right up without asking.

Links outfit is hotter

>Spend 2 weeks of no sleep to get costume right
>Get pictures taken, have a nice fun time
>Get hit on a lot by horny guys, a few good looking
>They only want to fuck you but never call back or wanna hang out during the con

In the end it's my fault. Guys go there for one night stands. It hurts seeing the guy that fucked you last night hit on another cosplayer. Never again.