What would you do when you win against Chicken-chan in a pokemon battle?

What would you do when you win against Chicken-chan in a pokemon battle?

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Force her to trade me her starter for my Yungoos nicknamed Maga.

Gg, get my cash and depart. Betas think Pokemon is the ultimate get laid/rape isekai fantasy. No, you wouldn't do shit and would probably suck too.

Have her put on a chicken costume.

Mating press in some tall grass.

give me your hat

That's one large anus.

Hug her and whisper to her that a pokemon battle isn't the only thing she'll lose to me.

thaat's what happens to butts that get fucked

What did he mean by this?

He means that after winning a battle he'll take her money too.

I prefer the female version of this position, the amazon position or whatever.

But I can also see the merits of the mating press, and I'm sure on some days, I'd be more into that.

ask her to capture me in a poke ball and insert into her rectum

>look up mating press
>Mama Was Too Divine So Our Neighbor Did The Mating Press On Her
holy SHIT

you guys what the FUCK

this is GREAT
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I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A TERM FOR THIS

There is a mating press and reverse mating press thread on /h/.

Force her to fart in my face

thank you

Have her join my team and force her to only use her Pokemon for contests.

bookmarked desu

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>mating press gets a tag
>still no shortstack tag on any porn site

it's called oppai loli

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Take her hat, then take her heart.

That seems rude

Oppai Loli =! shortstack. But you know this and you're just using Sup Forums memes.

Tell the japs on Pixiv that.

I wish I could. But then, loli has become such a watered down term, people in the industry don't even know what it means anymore. Let alone fan artists.

Take her Rowlet

"Well, you agreed to the terms! Now you have to take off your shoes and socks!"

any got a picture of this slut doing the okay sign with her chink eyes fully closed?

Anyone from /erp/ here?

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thanks senpai

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add some years pls

>having taste this shit

She's so cute, probly the only pokemon character I don't want to see nude

what should I name my Chicken-chan?

My boner literally just died.

I cannot tell my dick to unfuck itself. Pedophilia and me don't go together.

Take half of her money, duh.

youtu.be/2ZSIhnw3Mdg

Well yeah who would want to see an 11 year old nude?

She knows the rules.

Jam it in.

Apparently everyone considering the amount of pokeporn

Can't do anything for someone with such bad taste.

2D lolis = real kids

I meant =! lel

Time to go to china town!

>namefagging

whose name did I steal now

Chicken-chan

Are you okay? Do you have brain problems?

Is this the first time you've used Sup Forums?

Now we are talking.

Start running

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>Chicken-chan calming Taurus

Why does lewd of her exist? She's 11!

But my chicken chan is a trap

Do you even know where we are?

this is becoming grim!

Don't be like that.

Kissu.

Who gives a shit dude

Sill someone explain why she is called chicken chan?

the hat

holy fuck!

Mindblown

It's the hat

because she lays eggs

Lame.
I named her wew-chan in my game

dis nigga gets it

Because she loves cock.

Someone edit this image with the chicken hat.

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Oh you...

I love it.

don't mention it
who /moon/ here?

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Amazing, got anymore cute Chicken-chans?

What's the consensus on men playing as the female trainer?

Chicken-chan makes me want to be a girl

I always play as a male with my actual name. Because I am shit at coming up with names.

Also it is a little creepy when they are this underage without some sort of justification like in ORAS.

I like the brown version

Chicken-chan!

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Closet gay

I see that and raise you a

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>Also it is a little creepy when they are this underage without some sort of justification like in ORAS.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. Everyone should really stop sexualizing Chicken-chan.

im out

Not possible, sir

I don't blame you folding, that is my cutest Chicken Chan.

High impact extreme headpatting until she doesn't feel bad about losing anymore and then invite her for hawaiian pizza

All hail the legendary Chicken-chan!

My wife Chicken-chan is so cute

Obligatory

Ssssh, everyone be quiet. Chicken-chan is sleeping now!

So is it okay to lewd the Chciken-chan now?

Yes.

She's 11. No.

Whilst it is inevitable, it is still not ok.

Do you have any idea where you are?

Chicken-chan is pure. She wouldn't do such a thing.