LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

I thought Souls/Bloodborne were meant to be "tough but fair" BULL FUCKING SHIT, this is the complete definition of artificial difficulty.
> kills me in one or two hits
> seemingly infinite health
> deal 10 damage at a time
> story doesnt even exist, the only NPC I talked to just told me to "go out and kill a few beasts" I FUCKING KILLED 100s OF BEASTS, GIMME SOMETHING ELSE TO DO

I cant believe I bought into the memes, I thought this game would be fun, but its nothing but a maconistic edgy DmC clone with barebones mechanics. Fucking dropped.

You're actually having trouble with Vicar Amelia? Here's a protip: beasts are weak to fire. Go buy some molotovs. You can are so find a fire gem in Old Yharnam.

Shit bait/10

If you are being serious and this isn't bait. Watch epicnamebro on YouTube. He does the best soul games play through and seriously helped me on BB

Oh boy, wait till you get to rom, senpai.

>Sephirothsword57

Rom is pretty easy. Ludwig is a piss take, still haven't beaten him

> 10 damage at a time
> assuming OP is exaggerating
> watch the WeBm

H-how? You are hitting Amelia with the cane, not barefisted or anything so I can't fathom how it's possible to do so little damage.

repair your weapon nigger

that and use the alt form, shit does serrated which does more to beasts. She is easy af too. Her moves have huge tells and she melts with fire paper.(Talk to Alfred for some)

i hope that webm isnt u, cause u suck

>this guy again
fucks sake user

if anyone would like a status update for someone who can actually play this game, I finally beat Ebrietas today. Way easier with later game DPS.

How are you dealing 10 damage? What the fuck?
Is your weapon broken? Did you cheat engine all of your stats to 1?

> that health bar
> that stam bar
> that dmg output

is this a clip from some kind of lvl 1 minimalist run

this probably bait and not actually you, but on the off chance:

actually level up and pump vigor/end
repair your weapon (don't know how you broke it in the first place this early)
transform into whip mode and aim for her face
throw numbing mist when she tries to heal

>Threaded Cane
You're fucking retarded.

>1st time playing
>sucks
>doesn't understand weapon condition
>uses the fucking threaded cane on top of all of this
the cane is viable, but only once you actually understand how to play video games.

You don't seem to know what literally or impossible mean. Fuck off with your hyperbole.

holy shit...what a qt! QT!

>10 damage

Even if this was real you're retarded. You get enough blood shards to easily get plus 2 and even plus 3 in the first area if you're keen enough to find them. That is a unupgraded threaded cane with a level 1 character.

Amelia is babby tier boss, had more trouble with Gascoigne

also I just beat Orphan of Kos and ended the Nightmare, where do I go now?

Ludwig ain't so bad desu with that one hunter there. I don't know, in my 3 playthroughs; Rom has always just shat on me.

to the hunter's dream, gehrman has a surprise for you

Kos is DLC, where are you in the main game?

Jesus christ, how can someone be this terrible at the game?

Which nightmare? I'm guessing Old Hunters, so that depends on when you started the DLC. If you mean the main story nightmare, then go to the Hunter's dream.

My workshop is one fire, I started the DLC after Mergo's Wetnurse

How do I subscribe?

Explore the hunters dream a bit more.

You're at the end then, assuming you didn't miss any optional stuff. To Ghermo.

there's a gate at the back you go through, you and gehrman are going to have a nice long chat

Go through the gate that's been closed the whole game, over on the right. I'm guessing you didn't pay attention to the doll, because she explicitly tells you this.

Listen to the doll.

Nigger look at his health and stamina
Dude is level 1 trying to shitpost

making the cane look bad that thing is beast

Probably dumped all his points into str/dex for the EPIC DAMAGE!!!! and is too dumb to repair his broken weapon.

Souls games are all kinda boring annoying and clunky as hell to play. You still suck though OP.

kill yourself OP, you didn't need to make another thread when this isn't even the hardest boss in the game

I know I'll fight Gehrman if I go through the gate, but my real question is how do I fight Laurence. I dont want to do NG+ without clearing all the DLC

...

Why are you playing this game in 480p? That's not descaled 1080p video I'm looking at.

>hitting the boss for 20
>not immediately realize you are hitting it with something it is highly resistant to

I want to play bloodborne again, but god damn if I don't hate the PS4.

I'd have to haul it out, dust it off, play on my uncomfortable TV, use a shitty controller and it's a fun game but it isn't worth all that.

When are they going to port it to PC? Literally free money at this point, nobody else is going to get it on PS4 and you can even price it at $60

Go to the cathedral in the hunters nightmare if you have his skull. The fight will trigger when you approach his corpse.

well what the fuck, why didn't you just ask how to fight Laurence from the start asshole

I don't have the DLC, but fextralife is your friend. You may want to do some secret bosses and collecting if you haven't already too.

I assumed there would be a clear progression to Laurence, didnt know I needed a special item to face him.

never ever, forever

>he fell for the cane meme

never cause its a japan studio game

But yea, thanks for the tips guys

what the fuck are those tendrils/tentacles that are all over him? that's terrible design, you can't even tell what the boss looks like

get a life, nerd, you said that you had already killed Amelia last time you posted this shit thread

>tentacles
>him

>him?
never insult my waifu ever again.

It's just fur or bandages or something like that

Bloodborne looks like a game for DEX fags

Get good

>having a beast for a waifu
AWAY
AWAY

>He doesn't know about kirkhammer
Literally 2 shot ebrietas with it

it is, it really is

>specced STR intially
>got my hands on Beasthunter Saif
>mfw SKL is the true way

no?

Welcome to the Cafe of the Fallen for Memes, pal.

>things that will get you killed against other players
I don't want to hear from PvM fags

>muh pvp
lmao

I'm going to do an edgy chikage build for my DLC playthrough, that thing is fun as hell.

kek

Builds are ultimately irrelevant for PvM with enough persistence or patience you could could beat every mob and boss with your limp dick

>implying that str isn't good in pvp
someone needs to git fucking gud before they try opening their dumbass mouth again i'm talking about you, in case you couldn't tell

>not craving that fortune cookie.

You disgust me.

user

OP of here.

Here's what I did.

GO get the holy sword of ludwig, and bring fire paper, Amelia doesn't like fire, bring molotovs if you think you need them.

Do NOT move away from her, stay close under and keep wailing, you'll be in a blind spot for the most part. Only move when she swings down.

When she glows shes gonna heal, make sure she doesnt and keep wailing on her.

What did it for me was switching to Greatsword mode, using fire paper and just wailing like a maniac when she was open.

Keep at it user! you can do it!

>fortune cookie
I don't get this meme

I did this, you melt everything like butter once you get at 40+ bloodtinge, literally zero challenge.

You've got some easy bosses ahead of you, literally both directions you can go now are a choice between short and easy or long and easy

>needing Ludwigs sword for Amelia
>not just a saw cleaver

>pshhhh....

>Kos Parasite build
>Best arcane gems are in late chalice dungeons

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>rolls and does transform attack up enemies spine
>nothin personnel

>tfw missed all the fancy new transformation stuff in the dlc

>was thinking about buying a PS4 off craigslist cause they're down to $120 and i would like to play bloodborne
>go to friend's house to play his copy for a few hours
>can't go online due to bad wifi
>eventually fix that
>try to go online
>realize we need to pay for PSN now
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that

PSN is a fucking scam and it bothers me that people are actually willing to shell out $60 a month for that shit. I'm lucky that I've never cared too much about MP.

>a month
a year, sorry

kirkhammer

I'm doing a Rakuyo build, what the fuck do I use until I get it? No way I can get past Ludwig or kill those whales with the threaded cane.

Go to cainhurst and get the chikage or complete Eileen's quest and buy the blade of mercy

Chicago

Kill simon

Hey fuck you

how about a legitimate complaint? like this; NG+ is stupid. Bosses don't become tougher, they just become health sponges

>le artificial difficulty may-may

The only really challenging bosses in BB are in Chalice 5 dungeons or Kos/Ludwig in NG++ or higher

anatomically correct female canid genitalia

Use Burial Blades or the Bloodletter since they both scale exceptionally well off skill. The Chikage is a far better weapon if you're willing to make a skill/blood tinge build.

Saw Spear.

Blade of Mercy, Beasthunter Saif, Burial Blade, Church Pick and Threaded Cane.

>Bloodletter
Surely you meant something else, as that weapon doesn't scale with skill at all.

You're awful.

>Bloodletter
???

>Burial Blade
what the hell is someone in the middle of the game going to do with that

My bad thought blood letter scaled with skill never used it myself

>DORMAMMU, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

But seriously, fuck this guy.