FIRST BLOOD

FIRST BLOOD

THEY SING THE SONG OF DEATH

Undying is my waifu

undying is fuking good

Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead

>undying will never be more than an earlygame meme character
It hurts

>10 STR steal on Aghs

late-game meme character with Aghs
maybe next patch will introduce some more items that'll influence his itemization for late-game besides just an Aghs to be relevant outside of hardcore shit like Sheepstick.

and they can gain all their players back if they just region lock servers

GUMMY VITAMINS

HERE'S _________ IN YOUR EYE!

Who's voice did you hear?

%50 of these players just play the customs or use dota tv the game is dead ty rubber band dota

Sniper

His problem is not lategame, is that his farming capability is completely nil. He's amazing for the first 20 or 30 but when teamfights start to die down undying can't farm for shit. And as amazing as the aghs is on him, he needs more than that to transition to lategame.

BEER

Lich

First blood! Have I got ____ on me chins?

FIRST BLOOD

OHOHO, LET THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER END

...

Jizz

>Undying is complete shit this meta
T-t-t-t-t-thanks Icefraud

I honestly, sincerely, objectively, think that DOTA 2 should have "seasons" or something, where your MMR is reset. The MMR inflation is getting out of control. 9k nowadays is the 6.5k from 2 years ago.

>posting bullshit

FIRST BLOOD

Uh... I only see a crater

Aw, no blood?

It's not luck
it's skill

Anybody else here love techies? I know I do.

I don't play cancer heroes.

IMMORTALITY
who did you hear?

death can't catch me now!

>arc warden
>cancer

i think you might just be horrible at dota, user

>Thinks Arc is cancer
>But has played as NP and Druid

Disgusting.

NOOOVA

I used to before reddit got them gutted
They've been unchanged for 14 months after they got trashed to appeal to pubbies, because balancing around competitive play doesn't make money

NP and Druid are free wins if they are on the enemy team.

What's cancer about Underlord? He seems really boring and underpowered compared to the new heroes.

>tfw you are literally just a drow ranger with a free shadow blade, that has mana problems, that has no utility silence, that has no teammate damage aura, and has to stop everything to run in the jungle and buff himself every 35 seconds

Even with the "nerfs", they can still be a force to be reckoned with.

Those years of playing Minesweeper has finally got me to know how mines should be placed for maximum rage.

>meanwhile he can kill people in 4 seconds and he runs at max movespeed even if he's dusted

>he also gets a huge health bonus equivalent to a reaver

yeah no

>always wanted to get into dota
>cant

What do I do? It just feels like a weird, alternate version of league

watch arteezy/singsing/attacker on twitch

Is /my guy/ still good?
I haven't played this game in years

Don't bother, it's not worth it to start playing it. It will just eat up your time and give you a bunch of frustration in return. Unless you have friends and only intend to play with them casually, just turn back. Do something productive instead.

as a carry

people will call him shit since he was nerfed - which was justified as fuck - but he's still solid.
>still has a bunch of damage because lol 4 damage abilities
>solid stun
>STILL solid setup - only chain and damage was nerfed
>Edict is underestimated
>Pulse Nova is crazy good damage efficient

Necro

his teleport can't be cancelled and he has 2 pushing abilities.

ie he's faggot who afk's down sidelanes until the tower falls down.

I just want more Bristle sets but nobody gives a fuck about him

>push down lane with buttbuddies
>fight starts
>'oh shit we're losing'
>pop ult
>uncancellable TP back to base or other lane that saves them all

literally the only use I've seen people do with it

What is Glimpse?

I'll have a look

I want something to eat up my time user, I'm so bored

Don't forget the admiral

ANOTHER CORPSE

ON THE BATTLEFIELD

SANDKING THE ONLY KING THE MATTERS

It's not complete without the inevitable double/triple kill announcement

I NEED GUMMY VITAMINS