OH SHIT GUYS

OH SHIT GUYS

SPORE IS BACK, BABY.

TIME TO GET DISAPPOINTED AGAIN, OH BOY.

youtube.com/watch?v=RDsNbfPrHpw

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Sigh.
Now where did I leave the anal lube from last time?

Day 1 pirate.

Son of a bitch goddammit I'm going to regret buying this but I'll be dammed if I don't.

So they're marketing it as a NMS-like?

Guaranteed to be garbage, you cant do that many genres and have anything reasonable come out the other end.

Also is it being developed by a youtuber? wtf

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796196124

Steam greenlight page

>Mix "No Mans Sky" with "Spore"
>remove anything that made them enjoyable, and either disregard it, or put it behind a mico-transaction paywall
>Instead of actually good gameplay, invest money into a media campaign

Calling it now.

Holy shit that looked horrible.

If you can't make a mermaid race and build your Civilization underwater then it's shit.

I want it even though I know it will all be empty promises and turn out shit.
Thankfully piracy exists

>copying spore down to the your race builds one spaceship and that's all you can pilot "feature"
it's shit

when will the multiplayer* meme end

>created by the biggest spanish drama queen to ever exist
can't wait to see his girlfriend as a the final boss

>dead meme AAA Is Back! Throw Us Some Money!
im so bored please make something new i dont want fucking old games with new textures i want NEW GAMES. NEW NOT RECYCLED SHIT A FUCKING NEW ASS GAME

>yea

Did he really use "yea" in a trailer?

SPOREMAN's SKY coming 2018!!1

No

No I cant do this again

No no no no no no

youtube.com/watch?v=T8dvMDFOFnA
IT STILL FUCKING HURTS

If you have an underwater civilization then space travel becomes a giant hassle, maybe even impossible.

>not posting robin williams one for added punch

right and an underwater civilisation may not have the aspiration or need to go to space

they live off the land for however many thousands of years

they dont have to think like humans who need to expand

How dense are you to not see that this is a joke video taking the piss out of games like No Mans Sky and Spore.

>literally who dev
>advertises it as "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING" like so many other failed projects
>youtube comments are all literally deleted except praise comments

oh this will go well.

>HUGH JEREMY SHILLING THREAD ON PAGE 0
>Well fraudster advertising on Sup Forums

wew lad jesus christ mods

did they create all those assets for a joke?
or is this prebought assets or footage taken from other projects

gotta back up your bullshit bro

This is a parody right? It's mixing Spore and No mans sky into the ultimate disappointment and the language feels sarcastic

>MULTIPLAYER
>yea.
>AND
>BLACK HOLES


jesus christ

>Spore 2: Electric Boogaloo

You're the reason games are shit.

>to the space

Not particularly difficult to cobble together a bunch of shitty assets in unity for this. Especially since a bunch of dumbasses on Sup Forums will fall for it and inflate the video with views making the fakery worth it.

>that trailer
LITERALLY Spore x No Man's Sky. Top kek.

Mixing two ideas that bombed hard is surely going to result in a success, right? It's just math after all.

whatever graphic style/engine theyre using is the worst shit to come out of the last three years, i wont buy any game taht uses it

And then we evolved into rockets

Well both of those ideas never fully realized what they set out to do.
But sure THIS one will succeed.

No it won't.

Never Forget

youtube.com/watch?v=7htMNp_8H7I
>lel spanish
He is a meme youtuber from Spain and a huge drama queen. For those of you that want to know more I'll make a quick overview:
>He is the ideas guy, doesn't know how to do shit, but hey, he is youtuber
>2 people working on the game, 1 coder and 1 "artists" (who takes stuff from the Unity Store)
>Multiplayer with friends, not MMO
>KICKSTARTER OR WE CAN'T DO IT!!
>They want to improve the Spore formula
>No Man's Sky is another referent
>If we don't have enough budget we can't do shit :^)
>pls buy
>I don't know how to do the creature creator... yet!
>"We" are going to let you land in every planet with lots of diferent biomes! Don't know if they'll be procedural or not
>3rd person with RPG elements

So... yeah, it's never gonna be finished.

You made me mad user

they literally took all that money, went on a long holiday and the wife got impregnated on the trip, had a baby went on a long break and then work on the game every now and then thanks to getting paid.

money is never an incentive.