Someone asking help for a quest on discord

>someone asking help for a quest on discord
>everyone is either offline or away
>im not
>its a girl asking help
h-how do i respond

just help her then

stop being a sperg

Like a giant sperg, i'm guessing.

eat her ass

Tell her:
y-you t-too...

...

>I don't know have you tried google?

Girls like it when you play hard to get

"How may I be of service, m'lady?"

>say you'll do it
>do the quest
>when she thanks you and asks if there's any quests you need help with reply with NO WAY FAG

remind yourself that you will never bang her so it doesnt matter

so you´re saying if a nerd talks with girls he´s not welcome to Sup Forums anymore? lol

like you would normally because it shouldn't matter and it's not it's a real girl anyway

t-thank you, you too...

It's been 7 minutes, OP.
She's probably waiting for an answer.

>Sup Forumsirgin has to ask on Sup Forums on basic social interaction
some things never change

tell her to git gud

Just bee yourself.

Just assume it's a guy pretending.

Start off by saying m'lady

subscribed

This.
Been doing it all my life.
Many things change but this attitude is still the best.

Honestly, it's a relief after the blatant normalfagging we've had for god knows how long.

you talk to her like you talk to anyone else you autistic fuck

Need a girl on Sup Forums to give advice

GRAB

Oi faggot
Just tell her like it is, your response shouldn't change because of her gender

"Nerd"s aren't welcome on Sup Forums to being with.

Start with an
Hi
then go with a
Did you need help?

Tell her you like her. Insist that she respond in a timely fashion.

So forward user you'd make me blush with that kind of shit

How to I have conversations with humans, Sup Forums? I can only talk to people if I'm basically diverging information to them.

"Sure"
like any other even autistic virgin fuck would respond?

I am autistic kissless virgin and not this fucking awkward around women.

>girl

Even normie introverts hate small talk and prefer informational/"intelligent" conversation.

>being this cheesewheeled

This. Then tell the candy counter girl you hope she'll enjoy her movie too.

yo can do it. i believe in you.

"Heh, I'll give you a hand in a minutes, just a few minutes. My girlfriend just went down on me, and I've got stamina for days, so I'll help, but it's gonna be a bit. xD"

Then cry at your keyboard while you wait out the next ten minutes.

Why? She could be his next/first girlfriend.

ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

I don't understand but I'm not sure i wanna know either

That's why you've gotta lie and act like the Chad you'll never be. Women are competitive and get more interested when they feel like a man's unavailable. Someone online doesn't know you and they can't see what a fat, unlovable neckbeard you are, so creating an appealing lie is easy.

You've gotta set up some bait if you're gonna trap someone. The fact that you're unavailable is the bait.

Why is everyone genuinely responding to a blatant shitposting thread instead of, you know, shitposting?

*shitposts*

This is just infuriating enough to be legitimate. Fuck you, user.

Doesn't help me not be an autist around people though, those types of conversations rarely ever happen, especially with people you barely know.

>assume

If everybody is shitposting, nobody is.

~nyu

I found out a steam friend was female, so I became too nervous to talk with them and eventually just removed them.

It was a guy, silly-willy :3

A guy pretending to be a girl would also make me nervous.

Why do those things make you nervous?

>assume it's a guy
>it probably is a guy anyway
>gone are your communication issues
There, done. Now do the same in real life and see your problems vanish.

Here's what I do.

Pretend to laugh and try to smile whenever you're saying something, pay attention to your audience's attention span and when you wanna give up don't just shut up but say something like "Whatever, it was a boring story" or "We probably all get it by now, no need to dwell on it too much.".

Won't make you a party superstar, but it'll at least make you a socially acceptable sperg.

But user I'm aOI YOU FOOKIN CUNT I'LL FOOKING GLASS YOU