ITT: we post old Sup Forums shit

ITT: we post old Sup Forums shit

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Is this real?

my setup bros

r8

Top one is, bottom one obviously isn't.

You just announced how new you are.

Still makes me mad

>tfw she was a shit writer but unironically still one of the best writers nubioware had and we bullied her out of vidya forever

>wanting shit over worse shit.

It's all still shit.

>dont even really play vidyas
>stay around Sup Forums hoping for TORtanic 2.0
>it hasnt happened

FFXV has been somewhat amusing though

>agressive waste of damage control

I remember the Hamburger Hepler saga. She writes smutty fantasy books, why would she be a good choice for video games?

She was married to the CEO or something, wasn't she?

requesting manlytears's gamecube? collection

Yeah she was somehow involved like that. It was the beginning of when script writers valued progrssive ideas rather than legitimate storytelling

>What is battleborn

CEO of a big company and he gets stuck with that fat turd? He got gypped.

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I remember when Jack Thompson was a thing

To this day I still believe the whole progressive thing was just pushed by women who fetishize gay sex. And since the majority of writers happen to be female, middle aged and white this whole thing was bound to happen.

It is a little ironic that Jennifer is complaining about white old male writers while being part of a demography that is way more over represented as writers than they are.

>Hamburger helper is now old Sup Forums shit

wew lad

Almost half a decade. Time flies mate

will never fail to make me laugh

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A 1:1 correlation. Amazing

>once every three pages
Kek. Holy shit, lay off the orgies lass

it never will, and wanting another TORtanic is 4th stage cancer that really killed off this board

why do straight women always write gay shit and think they're some iconic lgbt ally or some shit and not just publishing their own shitty fap material?

rip BSN you will not be missed

>graphic sexual content during pivotal moments in the plot

Is this for real? Why would they hire this hack? Let's even take the gay thing out of it, why is this person writing what's supposed to be an actual story when she's known for writing softcore porn?

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what the fuck is the point of this picture?
"hey, i drank water and now i'm not thirsty!"
*shows graph of thirst as a function of lack of water*

because at that point they wanted their games to appeal to women who like gay porn.

it did sort of work.

Numales sky meltdown was pretty good desu senpai

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I dunno, No Man's Sky was a pretty entertaining trainwreck.

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There's been plenty of blunders, only no developer as antagonistic as bioware

That was the moment where I realized everything was crashing down.

>Simon Miller with hair

Holy shit I found a Unicorn.

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no one will remember, I've been here too long

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Redpill me on TORtanic. I was taking a break from coming here back when it came out, I bought it to play a friend and I fell off after I saw him hit end game and all he was doing was playing huttball. It was a disappointment but what sets it apart from every other blunder?

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are there ANY CHEAT CODES

God that motherfucker was so cringingly unfunny. He tried so hard.

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Even Tortanic wasn't the hilarious failure it was touted to be. It was a generic, WoW 2.3 graphics mod that had voice acting and somewhat stiff game play. It was boring and forgettable, if anything.

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hahah took me a second to recognize this. I guess the Russians really have replaced BR's as the shit stains in online gaming, we never have BR comics anymore.

Overwatch happened.

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>She had the Hamburger Helper nickname long before vidya
>Somehow gamers probably still the bad guy for coming up with names to bully her with

That guy in the bottom right. I can never remember his name....

Man, the 90s and early 00s had the best vidya enemies, angry moms and a nutjob lawyer that nobody took seriously, now we have Anita and all the SJW crowd and MSM behind her

let me help brah

>I like my protagonist smothered in Nutella

What the fuck.

Chunk Lugnut

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>A FUCKING fat nigger

Manly Death - Heterosexual warfare never fails to crack me up

PUNCH ROCKGROIN

instead of TORtanic we got Mighty No.9, and No Man's Sky

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Russians have been a cancer for as long as I can remember. BRs are a thing that plague Americans and Russians plague Europeans.

HTC phone?

>358530549
>>What is battleborn
Poor and stupid randy

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TORtanic 2.0 was No Man's Sky

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a classic

There are people on Sup Forums right now that drop the maymay without knowing what it's a reference to.

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> Negative people pretending like they are unique snowflakes fighting the deluded, happy masses

>fucking consumers killing the game they are playing!!!

>time when it was apparent BioWare was slipping
>constant prerelease bugs and obvious glitches
>words words words: the game
>borrowed Mass Effect's terrible Nice/Mean/Stupid dialogue wheel
>defended heavily by fanboys and shilled relentlessly by media
>EA

It was definitely more of a fizzle than a meltdown when it launched, but it was more of the fact that everyone could see it was going to flop in the face of everyone proclaiming otherwise.

And anyone who says stupid newfag shit like, "Hurr there hasn't been another TORtanic since then" is an utter moron, considering NMS is probably even bigger of a debacle.

Still waiting on a decent Air Traffic Control tower simulator in 2016 :(

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Classic. This image is older than some shit head kids you play online with

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I just want to go back.

>tfw toxic consumer-first ideologies killed bioware

A BARREL ROLL?

already exists in the form of ATC plugins/mods for FlightX/MS Flight Sim

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kek

This needs to be remade but with Peruvians.

Remember user, being the CEO of a video game company means next to nothing.

it seems as if bioware themselves didnt say 'we want call of duty's audience' that it was the writer paraphrasing
could have just as easily said we want assassins creed's audience or fallout's audience

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My nigga! I knew someone else was left.

>2011 was 5 years ago

Never forget

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Was there even a coming out plot line in ME3?