I have a trash PC and want to Play Rocket League

Should I buy it for the PS4 or still PC?

JUST

FRIDGE

Imagine being Pedro in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is park another car in his parking lot. Like seriously imagine having to be Pedro and not only stand in that parking lot while Chloe Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her mosquito bite tits and sweaty cameltoe, and just stand there, shot after shot, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in the parking lot tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been parking nothing but a healthy diet of Mercedes and Lamborghinis and later Ferraris for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the valet company could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Pedro. You're not going to lose your future parking career over this. Just bear it. Grit your teeth and bear it.

fuck man it's gotta be so terrible to have to look your best at all times so that some faggot cant snap a bad picture of you that'll circulate forever

how someone get fat on the head?

I don't understand. her head is growing non stop

It actually makes them look more human if you're not a shallow fuck.

Also not vidya.

Obviously, buy it for the PS4. Where it would work just fine.

are you kim kardashian?
post some naked pics, we'll say it was leaked from paris

how does a girl lose their figure this badly?

Would you do her?

They voted for the losing side.

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absolutamente pixeloso

Just

Is that where this pic was from? I thought it was from one of those late night novelas or some shit.

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Anyone have a not shopped version?

>shopped

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>not shopped version

user I...

>Never post a pic more interesting than the topic etc.

Shame how she turned out, she was so cute

here you go

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These are my favorite pastas. They'll never not be funny to me.

>when you sell your soul to Satan to stay young but there is a catch

Looks like puberty didn't hit her tits yet.

Is that vinesauce?

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>tfw only 1 chance at life
>tfw dont have juggernaut genetics like chloe moretz and lee priest

Whats the point of living bros? chloe literally doesnt even train and she has 17 inch arms and 1 meter shoulders while im on superphysiological levels of anabolic steroids and am dwarfed by her gargantuan frame.

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While ago I tested Rocket League on my old computer from about 2009, had a shitty dual-core AMD and a GTX260. The game ran surprisingly well, iirc I had a stable 60fps on low-med 720p

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give up and trap yourself

Now that's what I call THICC

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>you will never have Chloe's physique

This reminds me of that singer from the cantina in star wars

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lee priest is like 5'4"

>Pedro in the BG
Errytiem

IRL women.
Not even once.

Ok, don't even joke now
Is this photoshopped?

Because that's like almost impressive physique

I like how accurate the drawing of Pedro is. Even through paint, Pedro's disgust never loses its potency.

kek

and he still weighs 210 lbs of pure muscle.

chloe is like 5'9 and is also 260+ lbs of pure mass.

they can literally shatter most of your bones with a casual tackle.

She looks like a character from Final Fantasy 7 with those gigantic legs.

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>when you see it

its real

The guy even has a better shape than her, A fucking guy.

I wonder how many times suicide pops up in her head daily.

Chloe is a cute
CUTE!

>Ah yes i wondered what would break first

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Ehhhhhh

I bet she misses the pedophiles wanting to fuck her, at least at that time someone wanted her body

Just what in the FUCK is going on ITT?

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what's up with Pissed Pablo face? He looks like he had surgery

just one guys praising the gains loli

it's just the stress