Do YOU have what it takes to get to Oregon, Sup Forums?

Do YOU have what it takes to get to Oregon, Sup Forums?

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First off, we need some names.

Also, trying to fix my trip.

Donald Trump

>not playing Organ trail

John Marston

Goro Majima

Ben Garrison

Bane

Okay, what profession is Donald Trump?
First to 3 decides.

Banker. Gotta have that money.

Teacher.

banker

Banker for sure

BANKER
A
N
K
E
R

Banker it is. When do we leave on our journey to make Oregon great again?

March

Who gives a fuck? I said Teacher you cucking piece of cucked cuck. You click cancel, go back and change profession right the fuck now.

March, we need time get get a good campaign going
good post

Done and done.

How many oxen do we buy?

Calm down, friendo.

Everyone's saying March, so I say April.

10 oxen would do

10 oxen it is.
How many sets of clothing do we buy?

As many bullets as possible

30 sets and

10 oxen? On a Teacher's salary!?

That's it. I'll take no more part in this farce. I hope you bastards drown at the first river crossing!

30 sets and all bullets.

How many wheels?

Don't worry. We probably will.

2

8

0

2 it is.
axles?

700

3

2 again.

ebin post my man!

gotcha.

tongues?

2

dos

And finally, how many pounds of food do we bring?

0

1200 lbs

200

10

700. There's always hunting.

We eat what we kill.

Speaking of, set our rations.

filling

also, first to 3 votes wins.

filling

Barebones

meager

Meager

bare bones. with no food but what we kill, we have to stay safw

filling boyz

Filing it is.

How about pace?

Slow and steady

we gotta go fast to Oregon so Grueling

steady

TURN THAT SHIT TO MAX SPEED

with filling meals, we can grueling

Grueling Pace

>group of friends one day talking about playing oregon trail as kids
>talk about killing bison, having people drown or die of sickness and never being able to finish it in class
>youngest guy of the group never played it
>few days later
>"GUYS I BEAT OREGON TRAIL IN ONE SITTING! Haha it wasn't that hard and only one person died!"
>so oddly proud of himself
>"Uh, yeah it's a kids game. "

He was so deflated. What a faggot.

Dysentery here we go.

grueling it is.

So, here are the rules.
We change pace and rations at forts, so we have to live with our choices awhile. We can also choose to buy stuff at forts.

At landmarks, we can rest or talk or something else.

We hunt once in each area.

All votes are first to 3 unless otherwise specified.

And away we go

Our first hunt goes pretty well

>Majima
>Ben Garrison
>Bane
Oh baby.

What do you know? We've reached the first river without much hassle.

Vote in next post.

Trump's making nature natural again.

We must decide.

First to 3.

F O R D

...

float

Caulk the wagon.

FORD
THAT
SHIT

Ruh Roh

Well, we lost all our oxen, almost all our bullets, and Bane was such a big guy, he sank to the bottom of the river, dragging Ben Garrison and Goro Majima down with him.

GREAT START

Gone, but never forgotten ;_;

woops

WE DID IT REDDIT

...

...

We have to trade for more oxen.
Is this a good deal?

Also, upon closer inspection, we only lost half our bullets.

Wrong thread, whoops.
Fucking hell, I can't believe I haven't played Oregon Trail yet.

RIP Mad Dog of Shimano

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it's Bane's masterplan after all, sasuga

Do we really have a choice?

5 Oxen for $154 is a good deal.

not really. So, we doing it.

We pass a gravestone. RIP in piece Sigurd.

>Sigurd

The FE guy who fucks his sister?

This one's for you, Ben.

We've reached the second river. I wonder what wil happen.

What's it gonna be?

FORD
O
R
D

F
O
R
D

Ford for revenge

FORD

Caulk the wagon

Wait nigga, Fording is clearly NOT the way to go.

Ford