There he is...finally came out of his room

There he is...finally came out of his room.
Come join us for thanksgiving user.
Uncle Benny wants to hear all about your little online friends.

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I voted for Trump

where's the fuckin food?

Who are all these white people, and why the fuck am I celebrating thanksgiving in Europe AND WHO THE FUCK IS BENNY

I wanna fuck the redhead in glasses in the back left

But Thanksgiving was last month. I don't know any "Uncle Benny" either.

go back to bed Sven

This is a pretty uggo group of people. Makes my family feel like a bunch of movie stars.

Oh, okay, the food's not ready yet. Let me know when you're about to eat. I'll be in my room.

White "people".

sup guys just got done fighting an ideological war on Sup Forums. we are real soldiers redpilling cucks and numales. meme magic is real praise kek MAGA

Westly you ginger fuck, how about you tell the rest of our family all the child pornography you've been linking me, trying to get me to appreciate your "art"

The second dude from the front middle to the right looks like an autist that would post here.

>initiate standard social protocol subroutine
>engage

"Hello folks! Hello Uncle Benny! Glad you're all here!"

>proceed with Thanksgiving routine

it's a guy

Pro-tip: They can all tell when you're faking it.

>No, I'm not getting off the computer, I'll eat later
>BECAUSE, SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THESE SHILLS

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Hey ya fucking niggers, what's happening Uncle Benny, how's the wife's son? Man I wanna catch the new soccerball game on tv as I come off this food diarrhea shit , maybe have cousin there suck me off as I shit , and then jerk off to milfs and think about how my mother abandoned me.

Its like we're already living in a cyber punk world with how detached meme war lingo is getting from regular English.

Are you sure? With the curly long hair? I think it's a girl.

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>hi
>WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR!?!?!?
>TRUMP
>YEAAAAAHH FUCK THE MEXICANS
>BLACK PEOPLE KILL OTHER BLACK PEOPLE
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>WELL YOU SEE REVERSE RACISM HAPPENS
>THEY TERK OUR JERBS

average thanksgiving

the thing is, nobody in my family is poor yet they act like this

>Grandma pulls me aside and asks if I've been seeing anyone like every year

no

it's a guy

UNCLE BENNY? WTF HAPPENED TO AUNT JENNY WHY IS SHE A GUY

Christ is that Erin? you got fat

>Tfw Canadian so already got thanksgiving over with
>Went to gf's for the meal so didn't have to deal with my family
>Everyone there fucking loves me

Ok so hold the fuck up. It's ok to make fun of white people but making a joke on SNL about gender is evil?

Jokes on you, my family is dead!

niggers, pass salt dad, no one reaches
#fuckniggers

Congratulations! You've discovered Double Standards!

>doesn't know the pro tip of looking at tip of nose or in eyes as they talk and nodding head

Hope your relative didn't just get out of prison else it's a sign of disrespect.

>Who are all these white people
> in Europe
Roach detected.

I HAVE NO SON

>europe
>white

that color is haram

just kill your white family members, then you can be an honorary kang.

>thanksgiving
I'm not bloody thankful for anything cunt, especially not this cunty melbourne weather.
seriously melbros, what the fuck's happening? I thought he were located in the southern hemisphere

>Thanksgiving with a black family
>"Too bad Marquise, Jayvon, Demarquez and Antonio can't be here cuz dey got gunned down fo dey sneakers, lawd when da white man gon' stop oppressin us?"

what happened on snl

should i care

adam sessler lookin rough these days

Jesus, you're in good company with that guy on the right.

>Thanksgiving with a black family
>"Ma please pass da collared greens, I'd ask dad but I've never met him before"

this happened to me one year

had a panic attack in my room and wouldnt come out no matter what.

people knocking on my door and shit i was so scared just pacing around. i'm 30.

This is why you socialize and eat FIRST, then go into your hovel to shitpost and play vidya

>thanksgiving
>being protestant
>being religious at all
>2016

Honestly that sounds annoying. It's one thing to talk about that every now and then, or on Sup Forums, but during thanksgiving? My family has a bunch of different political opinions, yet they never talk about it during christmas, thanksgiving, or any gathering because that's no the point.

I wanna fuck the one between the ginger and the fat spic looking one on the right side of the table.

That ginger better be somebody's butt buddy or I'm killing every first born son.

>mfw the only thing i really like about thanksgiving is not having class or work

turkey is okay too, i guess.