Bloodborne is real

>Bloodborne is real

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Elizabeth Báthory was right.

how about a hot and spicy scientific study

What about teenage, vaginal juices?

Sup Forums was right again

Grant us eyes.

Nice try, CTR

What's that smell?

I'm lonely. I want a qt gf so much.

Beasts all over the shop.......

the SWEET blood, it sings to me

It's enough to make a man SICK

no you just want to fuck, trust me, the stress of having a woman living with you toe on toe is not worth it

Afraid to show your true face?

I just started watching anime for the first time and want a weeb girl to cuddle with while watching this shit. I ran out of normalfag shows to watch so I'm giving weebshit a try.

I want that too yes, but I also want someone to hang out. Not a friend. Just someone closer.
Playing vidya or watching some movie/show while all comfy together.
Someone to message at 3am saying how much she loves me.

>liberals will start killing babies to save old people

Trump will stop it. Trump will be our Willem.

I might as well start eating umbilical cords right away.

We finally have a use for all those niggers and other 3rd world human trash overpopulating the earth.

Our journey to the stars and eternity beyond will be fuelled by the blood of infant niggers.

Praise Kek!

>Conservatives will start killing babies to save themselves

FTFY

Kek, or some say Kekm...

>rich people becoming immortal at the expense of everyone else
Someone should make a tally for how many total times this premise has been used.

Look up "spirit cooking"

No you don't.
Because once they leave, all the things you enjoyed doing with them will be ruined for you.
Most women are assholes, and will usually only want to be with you for the fucking, or any other "benefits" you may come with. They won't have any interests in what you like, and will not want to do anything with you.
There are a few exceptions, but finding women interested in the same things as you, and who care about you as a person is as rare as a bigfoot sighting.

>baby boomers will literally never die

>bathe in 3rd world blood
>get aids

>he doesn't know about the bohemian grove

But that's literally something conservatives would do

I don't believe you.
I have friends with long term relationships and they look happy. Always doing shit together.
I guess there aren't enough people for everyone.

Grant us eyes!
GRANT US EYES

Obviously, why do you think this fuck is still alive, they've literally given him 5 heart transplants from teens and 20 year olds

Hello.

>conservatives will start allowing abortions but only during the third trimester
>they will then harvest the baby blood to give themselves everlasting life

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>rockefeller mind

rockefeller hivemind

He must be really afraid of death. Guess old age does that to you.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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or maybe you're just not BF material
git gud

check this 3

Holy shit that is fucked. Hilary Clinton has been linked as well.

AWAY. AWAY.

if you're unhappy without a gf you're still going to be unhappy with one after the honeymoon period passes. also being dependent on another person for happiness is going to ruin you when they inevitably leave you.

relationships are a supplement to a happy life, but they don't make your life happy

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>billionaire is going to stop immortality research
That's all they need to rule the world forever.

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You have to love yourself before you can expect anyone else to truly love you.

Samefag using phone + computer.

we need Jesus

wait a minute...

I thought it was Soros for a second

Because he has the money to jump the transplant list. People who think the Rockefeller's actually have a malicious plot are retarded. Soros is a more believable villain but even that's stupid. All these "woke" people are astoundingly ignorant.

THE GLOBALISTS ARE IN THIS THREAD AHHHHH

>work with an amazing girl
>she's not very pretty but she likes vidya, sex and DUDE WEED LMAO
what do? just kidding I'm going for her

So, basically, most people on Sup Forums will never be loved?

I guess you are right...

Eyes granted

now check pizzagate
the rabbit hole is deep user, try not getting 'in over your head'

FEAR THE (((OLD BLOOD))) LAURENCE

I posted the first one and I swear it's not samefag, it's meme magic

I DON'T WANT BLACKPILL
I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE
LET ME SLEEP

There's no agenda is saving yourself from death

liberals hate old people, dude

I guess I'm fucked because I hate nothing more in this world than myself

>Sup Forums was right again
Pls no

there it is vampires confirmed true

don't take it to mean that you can't be happy though. you need to find happiness through yourself, either through hobbies/self-improvement/whatever. don't buy into the idea you need the vaginal jew for a fulfilling life.

>Seeker
>Sup Forums
And thread... deported. :)

Only good goyim find it suprising.
Elites knew it since forever.
Don't you know goy?
Pizzagate is fake news.

>sanders
>soros

how do I get summoned to cainhurst castle? do I have to.phone them first?

>tfw Futurama was right
>people use fetus blood and steam cells to look young

>Someone that got voted out.
>And a literally who to anyone not strapped in a tinfoil fedora.

Break into a clinic and find an invitation with your name on it.

infect yourself with infant aids to build up a resistance to adult aids

nah, that's bullshit
snopes.com/john-podesta-spirit-cooking/

>Sanders
The young people wanted him because he spoke their language, the Dems didn't want him because he spoke out of line.

>Soros
Do you really fucking think libtards have the stones to turn on their own puppetmaster? They can't even riot against the correct corrupt institute and have spent almost 3 weeks crying about the election results.

>“Every time I get a new heart, it is like the breath of life is swept across my body. I feel reenergized and alive.” - D. Rockefeller

>when you've been alive too long but you want to keep making people miserable

Fuck this game

Literally can't beat Father Cascoigne, and it gives me tremendous anxiety just thinking about it. It's a shame, I was having fun up to that point.

and people say Sup Forums isn't a hivemind

We've known for ages that the blood of younger people makes older people feel better. It's because it has better formed blood cells and shit. It doesn't actually reverse aging. The new blood cells die after a week and get replaced by the crappy old person cells again.

They hate babies even more tho

>snopes
it's literally two women in an apartment

It isn't. Sup Forums is just that big of a fucking circle jerk.

He is at seven hearts now

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dodge towards him, be more aggressive and save stamina so you can dodge past him or get a hit in while he starts an attack

He got voted out because the liberals were retarded and seriously thought Hillary "It's my turn" Clinton would win.

Peter Thiel, billionaire, has been a proponent of this for a while.

By the way, he's a Trump supporter.

Gascoigne is the parry/visceral attack tutorial boss.
Shotgun him as he's about to connect and strike him when he's down.

>two separate filenames

highly unlikely

>Describes how American "democracy" works.
SHOCKING!

>bloodborne but instead of turning into beasts people turn into horny teens

would play

How long do you need to go to feel extremely horny? I want the sexually frustrated feeling but never experience it because I fap daily.

Good luck finding the good ones.

how do you think the rothschilds and soros have gotten this far?

>actual fucking satanic rituals are science now

Holy shit we need a purge soon