Sup Forums plays Soul Nomad & The World Eaters

LAST TIME
>our party appealed to the rich queen to unseal the third world eater
>after calling us world eaters ourselves, she listened to her sorcerer, DIO, and he unsealed the forest...before immediately sealing us in
>thankfully, Layna, aka virtuous found us.
>after using the last of Danette's mother to unseal the forest, we were reunited...before the third world eater revealed himself
>Levin stabbed Layna, then cackled evilly
>turns out, the entire time, he was the third world eater, his sister was his puppet, and she had created the new strain of weaponized anthrax while trying to cook food.
>the entire goddamn game, he'd been rusing us
>Endorph, enraged, chased after him, and we followed, finally taking out the third world eater

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What's going on?
>I'm playing through the ps2 game "Soul Nomad & The World Eaters", taking inputs from you
>What sort of party layout I use and who I name party members will be decided by you

FAQs:
>What the FUCK is this game?
This is Soul Nomad & The World Eaters, a SRPG created by NIS(who you may know as the Disgaea company)
>Is Gig really that edgy?
yes.
>You seem pretty knowledgable.
not at all, I'm playing this completely blind.
>Are you playing _______ next?
strawpoll.me/11526524
This is a poll for my next game.

>Who is everyone?
Niggress- the main character(real name Revya) - a child who was strangely bound to an ancient evil
Gig - an ancient evil, the former master of monsters called world eaters. He's incredibly edgy, and wants to kick Niggress's soul out of her body so he can kill everyone
Danette - a cowgirl. She's fucking retarded, and her parents were murdered in front of her as a child.
Levin:a̶ ̶c̶o̶w̶-̶b̶o̶y̶.̶ ̶H̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶c̶o̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶e̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶b̶n̶o̶x̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶n̶e̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶.̶ NEVERMIND IT WAS ALL A RUSE, HE'S THE THIRD WORLD EATER AND WAS CAUSING HAVOC ON PURPOSE
Vitali - a fuccboi spy
Juno - a mermaid. She's super dedicated to her /ss/ 'son', and wants bigger boobs so he'd be happier with her.
Grunzford - a 'redflank' ie a bullman. He used to live in Layna's village, but she was a cunt.
DIO - a Dracon man and a laughingstock. He's not the real DIO, unfortunately; apparently his real name is Odie, but who cares about that?
Tricia - a british archer girl. She was raised as a noble and is secretly the sister of the /ss/ bandit, Shauna. Her 'father' was raising her to become his sex slave before he was executed in front of her.
>previous threads

>He didnt keep Levin or even Endorph after this arc

damn shame

I still can't believe that fucking twist...but I guess the game goes on.

we need to replace him. What's taking his spot?
1,4,5

mayswell keep it as it was, bareknuckle

bareknuckle?

going to progress if I get the GET here.

Just go with the bareknuckle.

screw it, bareknuckle.

I'mma name it Kevin, k?

k
picked a bad time to do a thread gigger, oregen trail thread took everyone

that explains things.

Wait!
Name him Carrick!

mkay.

time to progress.

Gigger you're not taking a break before doing the evil route right? for various reasons you shouldn't and you should just jump right into it.

And Jeb made it too!

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All the guards are strangely friendly....

IT'S A TRAP

nah cant be, why would Dio ever spring a trap on you

You thought you'd be meeting the queen, but it was I, DIO!

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To think that Odie can be such a moral fag, when he just used to rob random people and try to kill those who insult him.
Best dracon tho

>wise people can't be horrible
She really did live a sheltered life.

TRISH BRINGING DA HEAT

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...what?

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It always comes back to Median.

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>not-Ghengis accepting death
if anyone was gonna find a loophole itd be that guy

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Friendly reminder that the entire Kingdom of Orviska was Yesterwind's best customer, and that DIO has been taxing the shit out of the hotpod farmers.

Based DIO telling it like it is.

THE MEMES

>Dio calls Gig a wannabe master of death
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

youtube.com/watch?v=mFfrnpM3TdU

>Vitali sneaks in, disables the entire extra army

>stage theme is still rock 'n' rocks
oh hell yes

-teleports behind you
-unzips spellbook
-heals you
phs nothing personell guv

This is going to be a long stage.

at least the music kicks ass.

As I recall, it's either this stage or the next one that's probably the hardest stage in the entire game.

think its this one, only cause those stupid pyres can fuck you up easily, ontop of the mountain archers that can snipe any of your weaker units

H-HAYAI!

I looked up what this stage was and I'm pretty sure it's this stage, at least for the normal storyline anyways.

The army is a combination of fuck, archers with extended range will rain down on your mages and anyone weak, the pyremages will hit you with their skill, the schemestresses will lower your attack and act.

I don't think the next map has anything that can mess you up.

Aw, I'm late to repost my 8999 hours in Photoshop.

Odie's the real hero of this game.

still got S-Rank?

Layna is a horrible horrible person.

WHO.
WOULD.
HAVE.
GUESSED.

hey good job

I don't get this meme.

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Just says that in front of Odie without giving a single fuck.

hey nigger what are you gonna play next?
you should try "zhp unlosing ranger vs. darkdeath evilman"

its a roguelike similar to pokemon mystery dungeon but every equipment you use changes how your character looks

check the op posts for what I'm playing next.

>not demon route
Aww
That was probably the most fun part of the game

>most fun part
I see what you did there Revya.

I'm almost there.

shining force is a great game
there are some cool characters you might miss.
like a nuthin personel ninja where you have to do 3 quests to get him

he will do that too user

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so much for the crimson tears.

what, what happend

niggress ran up and smashed them with her sword.

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Talk shit, get hit.

What we know so far
1) Layna collects people's souls and uses them for horrible things like setting cows up for PTSD and binding kids to evil soul-consuming gods
2) She was the daughter of not-Genghis Khan, who was murder-death-killed by some god named Virtuous.
3) Layna then "fused" with this Virtuous
4) By some strange coincidence, some fag named Drazil started wiping out the planet with World Eaters soon after that incident.
5) Layna/Virtuous was able to beat them back, almost fucking effortlessly, but she allowed a fuckton damage to be done first, including the death of DIO.
6) Coincidentally, DIO was keeping the king/father she murdered alive.
7) Despite having no problem taking care of Gig, she just let the world eaters hang around, scheming, looming around looking ominous, etc.
8) She wants you to go to another world and pick a fight with the masters of life & death there.
9) Huh, it's almost like the fight against the world eaters was a pretense to make you form an army, which she wanted you to use to invade another world. But letting city-stomping monsters roam for 200 years just for that would be evil.
10) Oh yeah, you were being taken care of Haephnes, the god of everything, until Layna "found" you like 10 years ago. And she immediately trained you for all of this, pretty much never giving you a choice.

NOT. SHIFTY. AT ALL.

well fuck, not even odie's dogs are that useless

Only reason half of those even sound shifty is because you purposely make them sound shifty.

1) that's Virtuous's doing
2) not exactly
3) that happend in the fight with gig
4) the world eaters came with gig
5) nah layna kind of died only to seal gig, they didnt stop the world eaters, we be doing that
6)the entire dio family basically
7)she's pretty weak now
8) it's the only way, right.
9) drazil started the fight
10) Heh.

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fucking hell, these guys are KICKING MY ASS.

and I'm almost out of teams.

Get more hydrones op

Wait, the griffons are kicking your ass? the Griff/phynx teams are pretty much the worst teams, just have a good melee unit to tank em and they die quick

Should've gotten more Bomb Lolis, bro.

he just went through a gauntlet of many other unit groups faggot

no, it was everything leading up to them, redflanks, dracons, etc.

they just came in full force later on.

You can do it, nigger. I f I can beat it with just Revya's team then you can beat it with several teams.

Only threat on that map is getting hit by actually smart dracos. Red flankscan be 1 shot by the pyre, everything else is a breeze apart from bad luck with bomb loli mines

you let trish die again didn't you.

wouldn't have happend if you had levin on your team

RIP

OW

status report op, how many casualties?

goddamn, that was WAY too close.

ZA WARUDO

Dio, no, stahp.
You'll mess up your 'stache.

>90%
jesus christ. Well, rest of the maps are piss easy and only feature 1~3 enemy types, hope you enjoy losing your backline cleric 90% of the time though, the ranged ones are fucking cunts about that

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>90% casualties
>A rank
At least its balanced.

Don't make Niggress think, Dio.

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>565656

From I could tell they actually focus their attacks, they're the only unit game that actually prioritizes weak targets.

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Does this shit never ends?

and danette chased after us into the portal.

OP STREAM BEFORE GOING INTO THAT PLACE

Gig: "I must go now. My planet needs me."

It does in about 5~6 maps, game goes into full rush mode post-raksha

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The ride never ends.

I personally like this ending stretch. But I never fully understood Penn's role.

time for a twist