Here's 4 facts about Samus Aran, the Metroid

Here's 4 facts about Samus Aran, the Metroid.

>She's a space bounty hunter
>She's beautiful
>She's blonde
>SAMUS!

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>tfw no 6'3" amazon gf

>She
>Fact

delete this right now, I'm serious FUCK YOU
SAMUS has a VAGINA

5:
>She's not real

>6'3
Fact 6: This Samus doesn't exist anymore.

She enjoys cream

that stuff looks really good

what is that

she does in my dreams

cream della alien

Source plz

does it come in tubes?

Sup Forums pls go

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wtf i thought metroid was male

Quick post Samus before thread gets deleted

This is a cute Samus appreciation thread, not lewd, you fags.

Report and hide waifushit threads.

She's also got the booty!

Waifufags should all die.

If there was any part of Samus that you could remodel, what would it be?

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she can sam my ass any day if you catch my drift

Best ass in the galaxy.

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I wanna fill her mouth and pussy with cum.

Nothing tops it

Don't forget to show her booty some love.

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>Samus for Mario Kart Switch.

Varia Samus in the Karts. ZSS Samus on the bikes.

Literally just search up Samus doujin and you'll get it.

>ZSS Samus ever

Kill yourself.

ERP anyone?

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LOL wtf?

Is Samus a good mom?

I wanna pound samus' huge ass and fill her with my nut

what if she doesn't let you?

We might wanna move the discussion to /trash/ or somewhere.

Of course she would

can I get a source that isn't some stupid exhentai sad panda bullshit

like jus the name of the comic at least

>move it to trash
>the fart and scatfags come in

better them than the mods

You dont deserve to fap to samus if you cant follow simple instructions or this kys

It's what you deserve. There's some crossboard shitposting right now and I guess the mods are asleep, but these threads are always deleted.

>tfw I'm autistic enough to find out that OP's picture was posted a few hours ago

what makes you so sure? samus would never have sex with a random stranger!

>this thread

Haha

would she wear lewd clothing for cute boys?

you faggots are lucky i've prepared for these threads

I want to be young too.

All you had to do was ask

w-would you show me?

I'm down for that. Got a place we can?

not really this is my first time, how should we proceed?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing a skin tight supple bodysuit that shows off every one of your delectable curves and just so happens to emphasize your massive rump! You're all just perverts for staring that's all!

just because you asked

Does she like little pervert boys?

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lewd

Her butt should be bigger than that!

member Haloid by Monte Ome(sp)?

I dont want to use my personal email. B-but I'm interested. Should I make a thread in /trash/? I'm this guy btw

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ERP? what are you kids cybering or something?

not that user but you're making me sad when I came here to edge. he was a warrior.

I want Sammy to suck me while I call her mommy!

Last one but i have more. Dumping is a pretty one sided exchange. Save and make Samus threads great again.

stop posting splash, ur making me hard

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She most certainly does not! She only likes upstanding good little boys, perverts should be punished!

Her butt is a perfectly fine size, maybe you should stop staring, horny little user!

He was the best
forgot image

I bet she's a good mommy.

C'mon, don't tell me you don't want to see her with a mega booty on her!

for what kind of boy would she wear a bikini?
indeed. I'm still really bummed about it... Let's enjoy ourselves though! He wouldn't want to hold people back.

MAN CAN YOU ZOOM IN WII FIIT TRAINERS FEET THEY ARE SO SEXY

I want her to ride my dick

I'm a pervert. H-how would she punish me?

call the police, she's trying to seduce all of mankind

I happen to think that Samus' butt size is not your concern! You definitely sound like one of those perverts that stares too much!

I would think only a VERY good little boy, the kind that treated her like a proper lady!

That would depend on the severity of your crimes! Did you oggle from a distance? Sneak up behind her to inhale the feminine scent of her flaxen blonde locks? Perhaps you were very devious and casually groped her oversized cheeks?

this is your samus for tonight

Samus a slut

>I would think only a VERY good little boy, the kind that treated her like a proper lady!
Wanna email for a bit?

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I-I oggle from a distance while touching myself Please samus forgive me!

It's not my fault she has such a lewd curvy body

The zero suit was the worst thing to ever happen to Samus.

I lack a throw-away account, new to lewding.

Cowardice on top of perverseness?! Your crime is thus! You are sentenced to a night spend as Samus' chair! There is to be no whimpering, backtalk, and most certainly no touching yourself!

A lady can't help her body user, you act as if Samus enjoys the stares of those around her, like she desires to see every crotch tented before she leaves the room or something, simply not true!

Would you?

someone post spacejin samus

>I lack a throw-away account, new to lewding.
That's okay. Just tell me a few things here and I'll be good!
>I'm her polite younger neighbor, and in a moment of horniness I ordered her a hot blue bikini from the Victoria's Secret site as a gift.

I want to worship every part of her!
FACT

>cybering

Jesus, I haven't heard that since like 2004.

Daily reminder that Other M is the best game in the series.

>You are sentenced to a night spend as Samus' chair!

No touching myself?! B-But why! You truly are ruthless! A-at least let me be your personal toilet, samus!

I agree. Other M gave us bimbo samus.aka best samus

Perhaps we'd best move to >>>trash ? They have a running erp thread no?

You think that after selfishly trying to sake your desires to her body like an unrefined animal, that you'd be rewarded like that? You seem like one of those fringe cases of pervertedness that can't be cured, how about this instead, If you can remain nice and silent for a hour, while also keeping that cock nice and throbbing hard, she'll let you rim her, through the suit of course.

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