What games allow me to play as a homeless man?

What games allow me to play as a homeless man?

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Bad day LA

i want to punch the guy on the left

This artist is really good at drawing shoes

they are really classy shoes.

That picture just makes me sad.

the guy on the right has a little kitten in his hoodie

For some reason few things get me more emotional than seeing homeless people

What about the others?

what kind of fagget makes art that leaves you in suspense

>black man in a gang
fucking racist shitlord artist

Whn I was around 13 I got into those shitty clickteam dev tools like klik n play and games factory.

My magnum opus was a game called "Hobolation" in which you play a hobo. Your two attacks were throwing shit at people and dropping banana skins. It was meant as a kind of hybrid of GTA and Goldeneye because I was an idiot who didn't know anything about game design.

Anyway it had a top down view and MSPaint quality sprites. I finished two levels. One was an "open world" city hub where you could walk around and enter people's houses (just boxes) and kill them using shit and bananas. If you killed too many the game spawned police officers to come get you. You could kill babies too. They would die in one hit and their death animation was a stock nuke explosion I found.

The second level was a bit of a deviation because it was a stealth mission where you had to infiltrate a train. You had to avoid searchlights, even though you were inside a small, well lit train. The boss was an evil, ninja hobo.

>smoking on a train
He deserves whatever he gets.

For what it's worth the hobo's a redesign of Gabriel from "Last Man Standing."

He's a goddamn super soldier.

Real life simulator.

>will bounty hunt for food
gangbangers are done for

>Will bounty hunt for food
He might be packin'

>sticker on window behind old man prohibits knives
>guy on left is holding a knife

rely maeks u tink

How do you know this? Not picking, legitimately curious.

So I thought they were skinheads/neo-nazis until I saw the black man. Something about the guy's haircut and the symbol on their jackets.

Artist's tumblr.

Killbook of a bountyhunter?

>That He-Man fanny pack

>skinheads/neo-nazis until I saw the black man.
Anti Fascist activists are far more violent than 'Neonazis'. And they constantly get legitimized by the mainstream which makes them even worse.

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>Redesign of Gabriel from Dan LuVisi’s Last Man Standing, done for the contest over at Art Fight Club:…

>I wanted to show Gabe as old and broken, maybe mentally ill. He’s lived the sort of life that would take quite a large toll on anyone.

Also, the Vault boy on the backpack is wearing Gabriel's armor.

This picture makes me mad as fuck.

That symbol reminds me of followers of the apocalypse from fallout. That homeless guy has a vault boy on his bag.
Is it a coincidence?

They're a street gang named "Pandemonium." It's on their jackets and spelled out fully in the newspaper headline.

Condemned 2. Alcohol withdrawal is a gameplay mechanic.

I know its just a drawing, but this makes me sad and mad.
Leave the poor guy alone and let him be in his own world

>Anti Fascist activists are far more violent than 'Neonazis'.
Nah.

I know, just pointing at striking similarity.

Just another day in Portland.

Are you fucking retarded or do you seriously genuinely not know what gangs are?

He's right. They can get away with more shit because there's no stigma for being "anti fascist" even though they're basically anarchists

So the gang is fucked?

Will...will he win?is he a hero, user?

>because there's no stigma for being "anti fascist"
Yes there is. They're called "far left activists" in my country and are shunned just as much as nazifags. Also those commies don't walk the streets in packs looking for lone niggers or arabs to beat up with bats and chains.
Also not vidya.

There are no heroes in real life user.

Nah just the one on the left, hes the only troublemaker, the others dont give a fuck

Hahaha, anti-fa are a bunch of sissy cunts who act like they're the shit but get beat. The only time they ever do anything is when they outnumber 2:1 minimum

Gravity Rush's protagonists is a flying prostitute that lives in the sewers

Can't get more hobo than that

>there's no stigma for being "anti fascist"
Nigger fucking what. I don't know what kind of imagery you have in your head, but people who have ever encountered ANTIFA usually bunch them with the same group nazis are in

That's fucking Gabriel from Last Man Standin: Killbook of a Bounty Hunter. He's basically an genetically engineered super soldier, who could most likely fuck them up even at old age.

Read the fucking posts above. How many times does this have to be mentioned?

Being an arrogant and violent individual is not something to be proud of, especially when it's coupled with extreme political beliefs.
Also in my town the only time nazifags actually do something is when they thomp on some sandnigger or leftist 6 to 1 or destroy private businesses, talk about accomplishments.
Also not vidya.

Legit, I wish games like that still got made

>woman attacked by racist crab

>oldhomeless guy in customised armour implying not-so-hidden badass
>WILL BOUNTY HUNT FOR FOOD
The niggerlovers are so fucked.

What happens next will shock you!!

>cat in his hoodie

>playing with bobba fett and wolverine at the same time
reeee
they dont belong in the same universe

Why am i getting so mad/sad at these two pictures? Props to the artist i guess.

I felt the same way until I read what it was actually about.

Still a little sad, but not nearly as mad.

I just noticed, I hope hes ok

Please, neo-nazis are the biggest losers, proud of accomplishments that aren't theirs by people they're hardly like. Most would end up on the trains but they're too dumb to notice.

He ain't gonna be for long user.

Did he died?

Every time i remember that Russia has the most neo-nazis i laugh out loud.

>n-neo nazis would have been killed by the real nazis
every fucking time

If you're gonna be a retard can you at least be a creative one

That kinda reminds me of this picture.

What's funny, even some other slavic branches seem to greatly dislike each other. Neo nazis in Ukraine for example think the russians are subhuman and vice versa.

Have you seen slav neonazis? They are THE definition of subhuman trash

Most gta's start you off as a crazy homeless man til he gets his first hideout

The title of this one is "They'll be back, they promised."

You can dress like a homeless person in Sleeping Dogs, somehow it makes you less suspicious to the law.

>Last Man Standin: Killbook of a Bounty Hunter
fuck i remeber this was it ever scaned?
never found a download of this

hobowars2.com/game/

>I don't like them therefore hitler would have killed them
Yea sure kiddo

Google ''collaborationism''. Might be a few years ahead of your primary school history classes, but it doesn't hurt to learn early

Hancock

>Trump's America

Collaborationism was needed in time of war, he has no obligations for them further, no pun intended, than that, especially since they most likely would not hold any power whatsoever in the grand scheme of things. The slav tractors would have been exterminated sooner rather than later when german troops could finally hold the cities under their control.

Most MMO games make you play a murderhobo. Some give you a home of some kind that you never have a reason to even visit, might as well be a hobo.

>murderhobo
That's the best meme from /tg/, followed by "you can't rape an elf".

Can this be a game?

what is a neo-nazi anyway?? know what real nazis are but not the neo ones. they like v and neo-v?

Doing gods work.
Hobos need to be purged.

Nu-Nazis. Nuzis.

>He didn't read the thread

My waifu is a hobo

Why is her stomach expanding out and pulsating? Does she have an alien gestating inside?

Yours doesn't inflate when you breath?

She's breathing through her mouth like the retard that she is so of course she belly breathes.

She's just breathing. You do it as well, user.

>breathing
>in 2016
lmao

You shouldn't have been able to get past the captcha, robot.

Yeah but your stomach doesn't fucking inflate, my chest does.

>my chest does.
Do you have big boobies?

You should go see a doctor.

Because my lungs aren't in my abdomen?

I-I'm not sure what you're talking about, human.

There's essentially no ideological difference between og nazis and neo-nazis so the neo- is rather useless (same with neo-liberalism desu). Neo-nazis just operate in gangs of assholes like how the nazis used to in the 20s before they had power.

Please go see a doctor right away.

The other user is right. Go see a doctor.

>what is a neo-nazi anyway

just new nazis. As in nazis of the modern era or modern nazi of you will. neo nazi is just used as short hand of sorts to make it easier to communicate that. Like how the word meme is short for phenomenon.

You mean
>Hillary's America
That fag has a tumblr cut, one of the gang members has a hipster beard and there are not one but minorities with them.
If you weren't a whiny entitled Liberal cunt you would now Trump is one of the only 2 candidates who had a plan to help homeless war veterans.

God I hate robots. Thank god they will always be our eternal slaves.

>stabs the guy in the eye with Wolverine's claws

Calm down lol it was just a joke.

Its a Mexican half-breed attempting to escape the womb and return to its homeland.

I don't think it's allowed to smoke cigarettes on the tube.

>I was merely pretending to be retarded