Look who decided to leave his cave and join us for Thanksgiving dinner!

>Look who decided to leave his cave and join us for Thanksgiving dinner!

>You catch any good pokemans?

Your response?

Yeah, but I wish I could catch your wonderful sense of humor.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

>Nah, I've been jacking off to baby furs.
>By the way where are the paper towels.

Thats one lame ass unseasoned dinner

Yes I caught an Abra

I have a young cousin who always tries to joke about me watching football every time I see them, it's never been funny and they think it's so fantastic because "I'm a nerd" in their normie eyes.

this
fucking white people

Its white people what do you expect

Wait. Do you watch football or not?

no, but I caught uncle Andrew jacking off to his daughter's dirty laundry

>thanksgiving

No thanks, I'm not a traitor to the empire.

My thoughs exactly.

and you joined in?

I just came here to get new piss bottles, I don't even celebrate your holidays you stupid burgers, bet everything on that table is covered with corn syrup too, jesus fucking christ.

If you need me I'll be in my room.

Got you guys covered.

How is high school going?

someone post some ja/ck/

This baka, whitey can't do anything right.

>mom is cheating dad with tyrone
>dad is secretly gay and is cheating mom with tyrone
>little Jim masturbates with his big sisters panties
>Susan is secretly pregnant and doesn't know who the father is (probably tyrone)
>Thomas wants to major in art
>Lizzie is still normal
The average american family

I fucked the turkey last night and came in the stuffing. Enjoy dinner. i'm out, catching pokemans. Later!

Dont worry user. When you get there, the whole freshman friday thing is way overblown.

Every fucking year. This fucking thread bullshit.

im so nervous about thanksgiving today..i dont know what to talk about to my cousins that i grew up with. Most of them have kids who are 4-5 now. How do i relate to that

>mfw there are people who can't make a decent salad without drowing it in dressing

>this black pepper is too spicy
>let's drown it in cream

Are these all separate Tyrones or the same one?

I haven't played pokemon since 3rd gen and what the fuck are you people doing in my house?

I don't play Pokémon

I have also never hosted a thanksgiving, what are you guys doing in my tiny apartment?

>Attack in a High School manner
>Get a retort in a High School manner which is better

I don't know, ask the family

Fuck off Burger

>>>mfw there are people who can't make a decent
The only decent salad is Niçoise.

>tfw spending day feeling lonely and cooking a personal steak for myself

Just ask them about their kids, they will talk your ear off. Come on user try not to be a total aspie

I work more, earn more and am more highly educated than anyone else in my family. I have a hot botch too.

The reason I am not around so much is that I am stuck in the data 2 trench. I have to claw my way out. It's time consuming.

>thanksgiving
>cave

>being an Americuck
>still living at home at the age of 18

Just end it bruh.

Ask them if he and his wife did anything fun recently.

>o-oh, sorry to hear that

>walk up to girl in bar
>ask if she has any kids

Turn 360° and walk away

it's the same one
tyrone is the central, hidden part of the family, joining it all together

this is the kind of people who celebrate thanksgiving

>le white people don't eat spices instagram meme xD
Worst thing is that it's only other white kids like you guys that parrot this shit

Delicious GILF.

>mudslim

Good thing my whole family is autistic.

>You catch any good pokemans?
>Yes
>sit at the table
>nobody bothers me again

>I don't play Pkemon. And we're not american, why the hell are you celebrating Thanksgiving? That loli can come to bedroom to play, though.

...

>what the fuck user, you can't just come in without knocking!

Take a shit on the plate of whoever said it, then go back to my cave to catch pokemans

at least I'm having thanksgiving dinner with my dad :^)

>Le black people cook better may may

Show me a nigger resturaunt with a single michelin star.

>busy as fuck most of the time in the lab, writing up articles, school, or rounding up the lab monkeys since they can't be left alone to do any kind of work
>"Wow user you're avoiding us huh?! Now that you got your fancy job and all! "
>Nobody even bothers to talk to me like as if I was purposely avoiding them

Shit is annoy I can't belive how even though most of them are adults now they act like little kids. Just because I can't come to all the parties doesn't mean I hate your guts.

>no dick
dropped

Wish my family actually cared for what I did in my life.

do I really need to knock to cum?

What is this, a Gloryhole video?

>Smiling at you.

You don't know shit OP

>hurr durr white people food

It's a fucking stock photo you idiots what are you expecting

what is even the point of thanksgiving? burger holidays are always so fucking stupid

They're pokeyMEN, untermensch.

Nigga fuck you I'm a spic and only know this because I remember when I was a little kid this fucker though ketchup was spicy and two long term relationships I had with some white chick's ate like shit at home because everyone was too lazy or didn't know how to cook. Seriously nothing is worse then eating with a picky eater or someone who eats bland food.

Why do people have anxiety over talking to family relatives? I understand strangers but what the fuck man. Do people not get along with your aunts/cousins/uncles?

It's a holiday of diversity user. You europoors just do it every day.

Have you packed your bags yet? Don't want to leave anything behind when you get kicked out of the country.

knock knock it's knuckles

Well now that you are required to work effectively two jobs and study on the side to have a good income, I think families will just have to understand that they are the only thing that can be neglected.

I just wish I had more time for boozing and gaming. That's my real passion.

>comparing a shitty white American "home-cooked" meal to restaurants
Come on don't be such a thin skinned cuck

Thanksgiving happened over a month ago.

Why are you people in my house?

Frikk you bro

Community College masterrace

>me coming out of my room pretending to rub my eyes as if its bright
>everyone at the table laughs
>"Uga uga booga ug!" pretend to be a caveman and sit down at my spot at the table
>more laughs
>"me want... food!"
>fucking killing it everyone is laughing it up mom winks at me and nods in approval
>jump up on the table and start screaming "UNCLE MARK RAPED ME HE PUT HIS FINGER INSIDE ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE"
>no more laughs nobody is laughing now the table is grim
>look to my mom
>shes seriously pissed dude totally bogus man
>shrink down into my chair completely embarrassed
>"check please..."
>everyone roars with laughter mom nodding and winking at me again
>mfw everything is ok

I'm a cuck for calling niggers out for being braindead retards

Right.

That's not my mom, this is

Yes user, how nice of you to ask.

are you a little gril?

>blackallspice.png
>this no culture cracker thinks allspice is general all purpose seasoning

What a funny post, ha-ha-ha-ha!

>pulls the nigger card

user if you have black people on your mind all the time that makes you a cuck.

Enough

-BOOP- -BEEP- -BEEP-
...
~~WAITING~~
...
"Yes, hello, police? I would like to report a break-in...yes, six intruders...yes I'm quite sure I'm looking right at them...no no,
I've got enough room to keep them at bay...yes, that's right...two minutes? That you, see your officers soon."

HA

the opposite of white isn't black in this context. even asian cuisine is better than the shit white people put out.

>getting triggered over some b8
>instantly starts crying about niggers
Do you think whites and niggers are the only two types of people on this planet?
Are you really that delusional?
Is it because your food is bland?

Mom, I've told you before. Pokemon is a shit franchise you filthy casual.
Where can I get a seat?

>Tfw most chick's don't know how to cook jack shit

Where are all the cuties that can cook.

Steaksgiving.
Hope its good brother.

>black people
>black
>people

Post more of your mom i feel like i know her

"You know nothing of the shadow Father."
>Open portal to an eldritch dimension from which a tentacle grabs my father and takes him
"DON'T STOP ME NOW MOM"
>Carve a Joker like smile onto my mother's face
"Nothing personal gramps"
>Teleport behind grandfather and stab him with my katana
"Fuck you!"
>Enter demon form and kill brother and sister
"It's n-not like I like you or anything"
>Choose Aunt route and complete it with happy ending and foot job scene

>Thread

Here in Australia we have a nationwide public holiday for a horse race and the football finals.

Alright, you've forced my card motherfucker

Italians are white

Being already married/taken

Nigger have you ever had soul food? That shit is sex even if you're bound for a heart attack after.
>instantly asumes its a nigger
Are you a cuck user? You know there are more cuisines than just white and black.

Does this shit trigger anyone else as hard as it triggers me? These cunts think they can come into my home and try to start shit with me? Haven't seen anyone in my family except for my mum in about 10 years because I always lose my shit over those little comments.

me on the right

I have no response. I'm working all day so how is this even possible?

>Italians are white
Well, yeah, everyone knows it.

>condom
What kind of mommy doesn't let her son go raw?

Even better if pic related is seasoned after a long horse ride over the plains by the fattest motherfucker you can find.

I caught the clap from a transexual furry at a convention.

Do you guys actually have a holiday for the AFL or are you all shit. And why dont aussies just get better at rugby instead of playing such a shitty game