Hey user! Don't forget to clean your room. Company will be here soon

>Hey user! Don't forget to clean your room. Company will be here soon

>We're ALL having dinner in my room? What the fuck?

Looking mighty milfy, can we fuck beforehand so I don't mess up my room after I get done cleaning so I won't have to redo it??

user! I'M YOUR MOTHER!!

>cleaning lady telling me to clean my own room

And I want to be your daddy right now.

Why did you piss on the counter?

Well Dad isn't around so I want to relieve your tension.

I don't believe you though because my "mother" is beautiful and you're invisible.

ok, but please don't bring them to my room.
why they have to get in anyway?

the fuck are you? wanna fuck?

Rascist and gay for not fucking her on the spot.

>mfw thanksgiving thread lasted up til 400 posts

nobody goes in my room anyway cunt

I guess this is another Thanksgiving thread?

close the door.
get on the floor.
rape her, no one will know.

Why? Are they coming over to my tiny one room apartment?

...

Underage

>tfw my room us always tidy
Me: 1
Unhygienic fucks: 0

>this nigga don't have feefees

>people
>in my house
fucking lol

hey fuck you leatherman

>hey user we ran out of music on our ipod, can we play some songs from your phone?
>nothing but anime openings and vidya ost

boring

>not using a music app just for them

You don't deserve technology if you couldn't figure this out yourself.

in that case they too would be using a music app and never would run out of music. it's a made up scenario, don't think about it too hard.

>hey user we ran out of music on our ipod, can we play some songs from your phone?
What the fuck kind of question is that
How is this a situation that can happen

Jesus Christ you have shit taste also Music apps are paid for bullshit so fuck em. Pick some dad rock like Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Beatles, or some Electric Light Orchestra dumb anime faggot.

>Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Beatles, or some Electric Light Orchestra
That would get you laughed at harder than if you played Miku or 2hu

>beatles

I guess great grandpa will be pleased.

I don't listen to music.
How do I rate in society?

>not having rap/hip hop/r&b for parties
kys desu senpai baka

Poorly. I certainly think less of you, anyway. And I'm pretty important.

>not having great vidya ost that plays off as solo beats perfectly.

pretentious retard/10

like no music at all? not even like vidya music?
i only really like vidya music and i usually don't ranked too high... with getto/white getto wannabes

are you a robot?

if so, then that explain it.

That's some shit taste there nigger Everyone loves Beatles especially James Cameron.

It is actually because of intense migraines I get from any solid musical sounds. So my choices are intense migraines forever or no music. I have tried everything but it seems constant noise/sound is the trigger. So it isn't that I don't like music, I just can't listen to it without suffering.

I knew a girl like this. She's pretty succesfull now, I'm not.

>mobile posting while making pumpkin pies

>mfw the only anime ost I have is the Samurai Champloo ost

No one suspected a thing

most generic shit ever