Why are the Germans look so cool in video games?

Why are the Germans look so cool in video games?

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Wanna run that sentence by me one more time, Hans?

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Because they had Hugo Boss design their uniforms
Those uniforms look swell and that translates just as well in vidya

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/fa/ as fuck

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Who sentry here?

>GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

Nazi centric stuff looks rad..
Also the Helghast did nothing wrong.

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>FO2 Enclave look like metal inscects
>FO3 Enclave look like batman nazis

explain this

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Bethesda can't into art

no wonder F4 brought the Advanced PA back (and the proceeded to make it a leveled spawn and have it be an attraction in a theme park)

They looked really cool in real life world war 2 as well.

No matter what you think about nazis you cant deny they are /fa/ as fuck

But this doesn't look good.

Fatties still beat them up.

precision german engineering

>Overwatch
Faggot

Because WW2 happened

You really you showed me, user.

wow... you are like.... so... BAD ASS!!!

Germans have always had good uniforms.

>that clipping
Jesus fucking Christ what is it with Bethesda and clipping?

>tfw to intelligent too be german

They dont

>implying anyone looks cool in Siege

this has to be a jojo reference

Idk man i think GIGN looks pretty neat.

Because Hugo Boss.

is that supposed to be a women 2nd from left? the fuck

This. There's a reason nazi fetishism is a thing. I guarantee you if anyone else had designed their uniforms there wouldn't be nearly as many sex films devoted to them.

Yes thats a woman good shit i know

>elite shocktrooper

what a qt!

Because you're a wehraboo. Germans look stupid as fuck. They're too formal and regal, and it looks out of place on a battlefield like they're pompous. Gruff, haphazard, utilitarian aesthetic is best.

>They're too formal and regal,

that's literally your argument? they look too nice?

i don't even want tot know what you think of wars before the 20th century when soldiers dressed like a marching band.

>marching band
That's kind of my point, though, they look like faggots. Literal faggots. Who the fuck willingly dresses like that for war? At least in old times, they could kind of sort of excuse it since they were stuck walking in formations as if they were still using spears or some shit, but there was no fucking excuse in WW2 to look that stupid on a battlefield. Americans and Brits had the best aesthetic because people had more diverse and individualistic appearances that adapted to their surroundings and how far into the war they were. Russians get third place because while they didn't look bad, they were too uniform(Out of necessity, I suppose).

Germans were the dogshit aesthetic. They all look like a bunch of fobbits.

when i said i didnt want to hear what you thought, i literally meant it.

please, spare us that worthless uneducated drivel that leaks out of your mouth and which for lack of a better word is called an "opinion."

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Germany used to be cool before hitler led them into ultimate cuckhood

>Wehraboos being the most easily butthurt faggots
>Again

Sorry user but everything NA ZEEEE related is automatically cool.

>hitler
They've always been retards youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY :^)

This

>call you out for having a shit opinion
>NUH UH YOU WEHRABOO

if joining a white supremacist group meant wiping out you and your kind, i would become the next hitler.

>Doc not cool

>Calling out
That would imply you had some sort of actual counter point, as opposed to just crying like a faggot that someone has a different opinion than you.

Which I guess is really just what being a Wehraboo is all about. Crying and idolizing a shitty culture that got utterly BTFO due to one of the worst examples of strategy and governance in human history.

good thread

i'm not even white you shitstain

all i said was that i didn't want to hear your invariably shit-tier opinions on pre-20th century uniforms.

>pic
>"my name is hicks and i hate every single one you"

Can we all agree that East German helmets looked fucking dumb?

HONOR GUARD BEST GUARD

You don't have to be white to be a wehraboo, just a retard with shit taste.

Russia can't into fashion

Not him but post a picture of
/fa/ uniform you like.

those were 100% German design, made before WW2. Hitler didn't like them, so they went with the Stahlhelm we know nowadays instead. The EG model did have superior protection though.