YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW

YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW

It's not even worth 36 bucks.

Do I actually get 36$ for playing it? How long would I have to play for that?

It's easily worth triple that

It's not even worth 10 bucks.

not even worth pirating

I see 3599 excuses from that image

I bought it for 20 jewros, just to have it in my collection. Played it for 20 minutes then got bored. Holy fuck this is one shallow game.

I pirated it and feel the need to send them an invoice for my time they wasted...

I wouldn't even accept a free copy.

Try again when it costs $5
I might be arsed to try it out then.

you'd have to pay me to play that shit.

its not 5 bucks

this flash sale is shit

Excuse? Why would I need an excuse to not buy something that is universally shit?

if Hello games is viraling here: I will unironically buy your game if you actually add ansel support so I can make absurd 20,000x10,000 pixel panorma's

I wouldn't play it if it was free. Honestly, I would probably have Steam Support remove it from my Steam account.

Maybe one day, when i find it in the wal*mart discount movie bin, placed there by an employee that knows where schlock goes, with a big yellow sticker that reads "$1.99, buy one get one!"

>CEO abandoned social media
>Devs are literally jumping ship
>Those who are still employed forcing themselves to shit out minor bug fixes every 6 weeks

I don't know about that, OP.

Was his last public message really roughly about "w-w-wow so many of you bought this game! D:"?
That's fucking hilarious.

His last message was him calling this game a mistake.
not even kidding

>buying this game at all
God bless the GOG installer.