STRAIGHT BUSTA

STRAIGHT BUSTA

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AY DON'T WE GOT BEEF AROUND HERE

SAME OL BUSTA
CJ, STRAIGHT CJ

KEEP UP, MOTHAFUCKA

YOU LOOKIN TOO SKINNY CJ

KEEP UP MOTHAFUCKA

>There will never be another hood-rat game that captures the feel that early SA had.
I just wanted to be up for some bangin with my homies

Home

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A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP

What's up your lordship.

TWO NUMBA FOWTY FIVES, ONE WIT CHEESE

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

HEY NIGGA, FUCK YOU.

THIS A RAID

NOW GO MAKE THAT MOTHAFUCKIN TOILET SPARKLE.

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>steam port forever fucked

>Ryder, not this shit again
>It ain't me, fool!

WELL WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN THE BALLAS ROLL IN


THROW SHOES AT THEM?

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

and some dubs

WHERE THE HELL YOU GOIN GURL

AW MOTHAFUCKA


MAH CAR

>I could shit on you from such a height, you'd think God himself had crapped on you

>You motherfucking piece of shit gangbangin' cocksucker!

Tenpenny's the best.

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What haircut did you choose at old reece? I chose the afro, no beard or anything.

Cornrows

>Ryder's reaction changes depending on what haircut you get
Neat.

Really? What does he say.

If you get a cheap one, he'll sort of laugh at you and say he was right about Reece having lost his touch. If you get a good one he'll say he was wrong and that Reece has still got it.

Fine choice. Green shirt and Africa pendant and you're ready to go.

>yfw smoke was stalling to let teh ballas catch up

i think i just chose mose basic cut and a goatee

i always wore the trucker hat

>want to watch a comfy SA stream
>its a speedrun
>guy is yelling all the time

Anyone still play SA:MP? I'm surprised crazybob's cnr servers are still goin. Can't seem to find any other servers that aren't infested with brs pakis ph or ruskies though

i play sometimes

either greenman racing or some dayZ

>tfw no more samp Sup Forums dayz threads

SHUT UP CARL

>everyone complains that the wrong side of the tracks is hard
>do all sorts of shit like jump onto the train, ride railings and shit to get level with it

you can literally beat this segment before the first incoming train shows up. you see, if you ride too close to the train, your bullets hit the train instead of the people on top. if you ride on the other side of the tracks, far enough away, you hit them

so if you thought the wrong side of the tracks was hard

its because

you were on the wrong side of the tracks

Post the basketball scene from Taggin Up Turf

Anyone here played the DayZ mod for this? Shit was fun as fuck.

biking around was the funnest shit.

pretty sure i maxed out my bike skill before even OJ Loc missions.

AY CESAR, THE YAY LEAVING SAN FIERRO RIGHT?

>You should do your whole arm!
>Dude, shut up.
>I'm just tryin' to holla at my boy!
damn I love having conversations with random people

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>SA on steam before
>runs 30 FPS
>now after "update"
>25 or less FPS

SHEEEEEEEEIT I FORGOT THIS GAME HAD TITTY PHYSICS

And people got mad about the Hot Coffee Mod.

this pizza parlor is no pushover

>tfw died on my first playthough on this mission

BUSTA SWORD

you ever try turning off the fps lock? or are you actually playing on a potato maybe?

What a weird photoshop.

>tape FPS lock off
>game goes apeshit

true that, I love driving around the city at 144hz though. Just turn it back on for the shitty missions like that sneak one where you steal from a prepper.

SHIT!
MAN, DAMN
HOW YOU DO THAT?

Downloaded gtasa thru steam like a fucking idiot
>ballas car chasin me since the start of the mission
>KEEP UP MUTHAFUKKA
>Goes full assblast and kills everyone on sight
>t h i s i s f i n e
>go to the ese hydralic comp
>what the actual fuck
>miss every note
>lets try big smokes mission thatll be fun right?
>see im driving near train tracks
>what
>see a motocross
>oh shi
>proceed to get rammed by the train
Hear bs yelling from the grave
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>uninstall the doghit excuse of a pc port
Shit was cash

How?

just downgrade like everyone else

Some songs are cut, modding isn't doable without downgrading.

Other than the above mentioned things and the occasional crash, the PC port is fine. No clue what you are on about.

The steam version uses gtasa patches 2 and 3
Those patches deleted content and changed the storyline
Also caused A LOT of input and graphic glitches
DONT EVER AND I SAY NEVER EVER IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE DOWNLOAD THE STEAM VERSION
Always use version 1

you can downgrade the steam version though

The missions are very glitchy for me and i cant change the mouse y axis sensitivity
Its set to a incredibly high value and when i try to aim and move my mouse vertically it just stutters and moves up and down

>tfw accidentally running down a grove street nigga with a car

I do remember there being a fix you can download somewhere online (both VC and SA)

>changed the storyline

What?

There's a d3dx8.dll that fixes that. Though for both missions you mentioned (Wrong Side and CV) you don't need the mouse.

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>Call some niggas to help you killing some fuckers
>They die like flies, follow you smokin instead of shooting
Dumb nigguhs duin nuffin

STRAIGHT FUCKING A WHITE MALE

National Guard, foo! Weekend soldiers, ain't no match for Grove Street Families!

Those turf war battles were the shit.
Bombing and blasting ballas.
With or without homies.

>playing the Steam version
>playing without GTA SA Reborn
drive.google.com/file/d/0BwosXzIxVnXmSHF6VGxjcGtqMzg/view

It's funny that you can puke at the counter in the restaurant after eating too many burgers.

WHAT FUCKIN BOOK

YEAH CARL, YOU ALWAYS RIGHT

THAT'S MY HOMIE

MR. RIGHT

NICE CAR, SMOKE.

Who do you watch, Tirean or KZ_Frew?

help i can't get up

i cant remember

all because i accidentally ran over sayaka with a bike

im about to start a comfy SA stream if anyone cares

You picked the wrong house, fool!

A NUMBER 9 LARGE

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Just gonna do missions?

Pretty fucked up they made modeled Eazy E, and then you fucking kill him

>full health
>this is how he lives everyday

yeah but you dont use a needle with HIV in it like that fuckin fag nigger did IRL

mostly i guess


mabye some side stuff as i go

>doing the Caligula heist
>game keeps freezing

so link it bitch

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREEEEEEEEEE

TONIGHT

TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE

I always end up dedicating 30 minutes to just upgrading stamina and muscle as soon as I can so it'd be nice to just watch someone else go about it.

Let's do it

my posse

>that green shirt
REPRESENT

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

fucking game crashed as a car exploded

CJ?...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

Gee, what's with all the SHILLING lately? Looks like Rockstar is trying to make San Andreas VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL

AWW ASSHOLE MY SHIT

YOU NEW TO THIS DRIVING THANG?

OH YOU HAD A BAD WEEK HUH? I'LL MAKE IT WORSE FOR DAT

MY WHIP

WHAT IN FUCKS NAME ARE YOU DOIN?

WHAT KINDA LICENSE YOU GOT? A FISHING LICENSE?

DID YOU STEAL YOUR LICENSE?

Are there any other first person mods for this game besides >pic related that aren't complete shit, or is this the best there is?

>thinking any game company would want to advertise on Sup Forums

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