You're in line at gamestop and this guy slaps your gf's ass

you're in line at gamestop and this guy slaps your gf's ass

what do?

Poke him with one of my triangles and kill him.

Laugh at him and call him a sperg faggot

I don't have a gf

Make out with him because he has my GF's power

he would get abducted

underrated

Well, if he was black I would let him have sex with her. But alas, he is not. So I'd let him have sex with her.

give it time dude there's only been 7 posts

My gf would probably kick his ass, she's tougher than me but still a total qt.

tfw found one of the good female doms

>subtle

Smile because I got a high five from a dude in a megaman costume.

Remind him that mega man is dead and Legends 3 is never ever.
Then watch him cry

Ask him what kind of hoodie he's wearing.

Step back and watch my gf pop off on him.

This guy gets it.

Capcom already stopped him. He's already dead.

put me in the screencap sempai

A very subtle one

...

I compliment him on his subtle gaming wear.

you're in line at gamestop and this guy slaps your gf's ass and tells her to stop dating a manlet

what do?

Call him a mega busta

Holy shit I have a gf now?