Stream a game for several hours

>stream a game for several hours
>0 viewers

Twitch is dumb, if you watch others play video games instead of playing them yourself, you should literally neck yourself.

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git gud


Are you a trap?

Easy way to get stream viewers is to stream your own suicide
Works really well desu

>go on stream with 0 viewers
>"W-welcome user"
>leave.

with


hatatate

Your picture is kinda upsetting OP

Hatate is cute and she's not emo!

I don't know who the girl is, but thanks user, much nicer pic :]

why did you reply to me though, i didn't even say anything bad about her


all i said was

with

hatatate

Hatate Himekaidou. She's a Tengu from the touhou series but because she likes black and purple some artists think she's emo.
Also she does real journalism instead of sensationalism like Bunbunmaru.
DO NOT BUY BUNBUNMARU, AYA IS FULL OF LIES.

HATATE IS CUTE
AND NOT EMO

>walk in overflowing market with no redeeming qualities
>expect people to waste their time on you
you are dumb
give people a reason to watch you and maybe they will start doing so

take one of those advices
or both of them. suicidal faggot who confuses heterosexuals sounds like thing even i would watch, and i don't really watch any of those modern "streamers"

She looks good in those colours

>Populate the streaming box
>Stick to a schedule
>If you have friends online in any sort of community let them know
>Remember everyone who joins for a second and leaves = 1 view
Follow these steps to have at least one fan who will show up every 2 weeks only to ask you who you are again.

People who cut themselves are retarded faggots.

explain how

no

Not him but being in despair so much that it makes you physically harm yourself makes you a pussy that cant handle the real world and id like to see everyone who cuts trade places with syrians

Then y-you're a PIG GUY

cutting yourself for fun is plain retarted, cutting yourself for attention/to reach the goal is basically living on easy mode. and people who live on easy mode are retarded

>explain why self mutilation is retarded
youre a special kind of stupid

Maybe you should stream something that isn't anime waifushit you fucking sperg

why do they do this, just why? it is the most cringy thing i've ever experienced

>watch streams out of boredom since own3d.tv
>never donate or be active in chat
>full NEET but with gf and cat
>no friends
>start watching some dude who's only started
>suddenly get an urge to donate to him
>after donations he messaged me and we start talking like a good friends
so that's why people donating, hm

how is it not you fucking idiot

It's a negative coping method used by people with self-destructive tendencies. They use physical pain to distract them from their problems.

It's no different than drinking to excess or using drugs. Same shit.

there is a bit of dignity in drinking your problems, cutting yourself isn't

Is there?

people donate because they get a thrill getting their e-cock stroked for a split second.

>there is a bit of dignity in drinking your problems

have you ever met drunk people in your life without being drunk yourself?
drinking is fun, but drunk people in sober people' eyes are absolutely pathetic, no matter what the reason is

>drinking is fun

im not saying there is dignity in drinking your problems, im saying is more acceptable than cutting yourself

Think what you want Ahmed, but there is a reason for alcohol industry in the world to process gazillions of dollars every day

You have to be 18 years old to post here

>uncle is alcoholic
>nicest guy when he's sober
>when he drinks, he embarrasses everyone else by acting like a complete tool
>talks constantly and without accepting interruptions, half the time about kicking someone's ass, the other half about how well he cleans his workplace (janitor)

Not much dignity in that, man.

God emperor Trump does not drink you desegregate faggots.

Day of the rope for both of you liberals soon.

I watch very few other people play video games because I can no longer enjoy them as well as I could and watching other people enjoy them brings me some satisfaction.

Help.

see

I watch No Commentary long play of mediocre games.

>Dishonored 2 - I was so disappointed by this game.
>Until Dawn
>The Order

Mostly console exclusives.

I would gladly trade places with them.
Camping is essentially the same shit except they don't have to worry about going back to their slave jobs on Monday, Not to mention they could just go anywhere with no repercussions. I guess the worst part is no videogames but they're shit anyway so who cares.

How fast do you get viewers with cam as a girl with about any game? Or do they have to be meme games?

>wanting to buy a specific game
>not sure if its good or not since reviews are unreliable
>watch some live footage on twitch
>ask people if its good or not
That's why

Well actually cutting yourself gives an endorphine high, that might be some of the reason why they do it.

it's painful as hell

Is there any way I can get the endorphin high without the permanent damage?

I want to try cutting.

Oh yeah you have to be 21 to drink there ;)

You'll jump into the 500s pretty quick. Please note that you must either be attractive or show off large breasts if you are unentertaining.

I go into random streams just to find people more pathetic than myself. The people with 5+ year old YouTube channels with thousands of hours of content with under 1k total account views are the saddest.

There should never be more than 10 seconds of silence if you're playing for fun.

Speedrunning or hardcore rythym games usually don't require communication.

Most come for communication.

don't be a faggot user, cutting yourself is the autists drugs

You run

people who cut themselves do it for pleasure retards, when they do it the brain releases that thing that gives you pleasure

when i want to feel better about myself i filter minecraft lets play, those youtube channels are one of the most depressing things you can see

how the hell she walks with this

drink hot sauce

This is a good thread.

post more hot anime babes

>start broadcasting on Steam
>viewers are just coming in from nowhere
>Steam changed broadcasting options to best performance
>mfw

That's somewhat...oddly fast, but good to know what to expect.

>used to laugh at people who gave twitch whores attention
>find a girl streaming a game no one else was streaming at the time, with less than 10 viewers
>keep watching her play that game next day and the day after
>she doesn't even stream that game anymore but the anticipation for her stream is the only thing that keeps me going every day now
FUCK...

I saw some cosplay slut masturbating in an asuka costume that was pretty nice

Only socially, both are destructive acts. Stick to weed, kids

Weird... It works for me. Have you tried being less 14?

Literally everyone can do that since an asuka costume can just be a plug headset

Also she is not for lewd

>im not saying there is dignity in drinking your problems
>there is a bit of dignity in drinking your problems

before the thread is deleted, does anyone know how to find shit like this? drugs tags are always implied or "aphrodisiacs", never showing actual injection or addiction

I like to believe there are actually people this desperate.

yes my english sucks, it should have been
>there is a bit more of dignity in drinking your problems than cutting yourself

this is my fetish

i used to laugh at weebs, and then i found neptunia, its pathetic i know, but it happens

Was she in a full body suit?

and that's why nobody watches you, loser

Nigga just do drugs like normal people.

>17 followers
>4 people on average
>somebody dropped by and told me to keep up the good work
I'm doing alright.

>id like to see everyone who cuts trade places with syrians
>I hope the Germans don't find out that I'm not a Harvard graduate

Name?

leave this place and join reddit

I like Steam primarily because if no one's watching it's not taking up any bandwidth. Twitch does.

nice post, user!

comfortablejeans, coop Metal Slug, Overwatch, and casual TF2. In other words I'm an awful person

how is it not retarded to cause pain to yourself you stupid retard?
stop being retarded
retard
why be a little bitch about it? why stop there? go jump off a fucking bridge if you want to cause yourself bodily harm

Self harm is a mental illness, that's why.

>tf2, overwatch
Ah shame, not my type of games.

Faaaaags

You sure about that, Trumpfag??

What's going on here?

>Not him but being in despair so much that it makes you physically harm yourself makes you a pussy that cant handle the real world

But insulting mentally ill people anonymously is such a non pussy method of coping with problems? Come on user.

I don't get it.
Is it the "..." that triggered you?

I can respect that. Thanks for asking honestly about it though.

i'm literally mentally deranged and ill in more ways than one, i feel free to insult whoever i want for whatever reason, that includes retards who cut themselves up like swiss cheese
don't be a retard, if you want a coping mechanism you seek out pleasure, not literally the opposite of pleasure, stupid fucks

>your original post
>this response to criticism
you have to go back

>if you want a coping mechanism you seek out pleasure
Oh yeah? What pleasure is that? Fucking whores?

>tfw have streams running in the background just to hear the sound of a human voice once in a while

I get 1000 viewers on my streams AMA

>Pic related: current record

>Another cap saved from Reddit

Cap?

Yeah a cap in yo ass

I streamed a no commentary mario retardy and got like 11.

You just suck dude.

I actually thought you were a cute animeposter so I wanted to bully you

They are called geta shoes.
youtu.be/R0V0vZx3UzU

>people here want to become e-celebs
Explains why we have so many threads of them.
And why so many defend them.
Not only big fanboys but big dreamers aswell.

>yes user, you can become the next big streamer but in cool, unlike those meme spouters on youtube
>Sup Forums is going to love you and reddit will fear you
>you can be a star imagine that

You wouldn't tate Hatate, right?