MEANWHILE, AT THE Sup Forums THANKSGIVING DINNER TABLE

Pass the Ps4 games user

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this food sucks

Where are the mountain dews I bought?

Fuck you man I made all this shit

flushed down the toilet like my hopes and dreams

>not being a water fag

you disgust me

MetaCritic have that shit a 65

I'M AUSTRALIAN

>not being a milk fag
Do you enjoy walking around with a brittle skeleton?

Sorry user we seem to be fresh out of PS4 games

*gave

cant talk with my mouth full

Can you guys make sure that fat fuck who takes up 2 seats not sit next to me this year?

but thats all of us user

>hi user, are you here with someone?

Guys, where's the turkey?

I ate it
cunt

I would have had at least a 85 if that user didn't pour dew on the fucking gravy

>Turkey
>american meme bird

HAM IS BES

damn straight

lol epic thread XD!!!!!!!

Collergreens are better

Where is the kids table? My mom told me I have to go there still.

Thanksgiving is an American meme holiday
Your argument is literally invalid

Why the fuck do you guys have so many glasses?
My god what are you fucking guys Hipster cuck fucks?

I love all of you guys and am thankful for all the laughs you have given me over the years. I hope you have a wonderful holiday

Thanks user, you're a pretty cool guy but you're also fucking gay for posting that

Let me in you fucks
Just because I'm a leaf doesn't mean I don't want some food

I have video games

Here you go, senpai.

what kind

let me tell you about the jews

I can't tell they're covered in maple syrup and beaver hair
I think one of them was Etrian Odyssey untold 1 though, I remember this girl

>sonygger passes you a plate
>theres nothing on it
>what the fuck
>look at his plate
>nothing but bloodborne pudding on it
>no one else has any, refuses to share

>nintenyearold passes you a plate
>it's piled high with m&ms and chicken tendies
>hey asshole what the hell are you eating
>IT'S FUN user REMEMBER THAT THANKSGIVING ISNT ABOUT TURKEY OK

>pcfat passes you a plate
>it's covered in semen
>wont stop mentioning that his table at home is much better than yours

>xbot passes you a plate
>no one fucking cares

Dibs on the drumsticks!

Gross. Youre fucking banned from the table

wow stop being such a bully user some people like maple beaver hair

WHERE'S THE MASH POTATOES

I win this thread

You niggas don't mind if I put the Bruins game on, right

>milks strengthens your skeleton
>actually drinking the kool-aid of the dairy industry
Top kek

It's called a wine flight, you poor fucking plebeian.

>drinking literal poison
degenerate

Wine's kind of the opposite in small doses, user. Now Mountain Dew on the other hand is toxic.

>small doses
>7+ glasses
justify that addiction son

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So user when are you gonna settle down and find a nice gal?

I already did

>it's another "awkwardly sit at a table full of strangers as your only family member- your mother- makes up fake stories and you have to grin at them, then continue staring at your food" level

WHY WON'T NO-CLIP WORK