What's your favorite sex toy, Sup Forums?

What's your favorite sex toy, Sup Forums?

Keep it vidya

why dont you bang real women instead?

Because I'm not exactly charming nor do I really go out to places where I could meet women.

But user, OP already said sex toy.

How do you even use those? Asking for a friend btw

not vidya

It's elastic and the size of an egg. You stretch it out over your dick like a condom and whack off.

savage

I prefer real women

>clicker
Can you hook it to a actual keyboard mechanism?
Think about that
>be you
>be playing game
>thrust dick to shoot, wave it to move
>get to play videogames and get to pleasure yourself, double the enjoyement

sounds interesting
what exactly are they called

That's stupid

faggot

Can you read?

>wasting money on tenga shit

just use a condom

I just got a new dildo a couple weeks ago. 10 inch black cock fills me up great. Sometimes I play vidya with it just inside me.

And yes I'm a sissy femboy

>egg
What the fuck does that do anyway? Is it a buttplug or sommit?

Give us silky

No, it really only covers the head and a little below that. The Spiral and others are okay for reusable toys that cover your entire dick but are a bit expensive for what you get.

Why the fuck are you telling me that, asshole? All I did was explain how it works. Piss off. Go break a condom.

>not just using a god tier bad dragon instead

my friend lived in japan for a year and he said you're only supposed to fuck them once but he brought a 6 pack back home and handed them out and we all fucked them to death

>tfw silky is surprisingly intense

>too expensive
>will not work when you want too
>too noisy
>can smell bad
>will stop working after some time

>vibrates every time you make a click on the keyboard
>100+wpm

Gughlglglg

They're not actually worth it, my girlfriend bought me one but the lube got really sticky way to fast and it doesn't feel too different from having a posh wank with a johnny

I fucking love my glass butt plug

>you're only supposed to fuck them once
mine lasted 3 months.

>>can smell bad

I dont know why but "can" made me laugh pretty hard

on my phone on the shitter and couldn't anything but egg on the image, sorry m8

Hey, fuck you. They are great for newcomers. I started my onahole journey with a Tenga Wavy and it was great.

Too expensive.

>The special Lovers’ EGG is a perfect addition to special night in, with heart-shaped ridges and a transparent material to share the experience!
>"Why fuck your girlfriend when you can let her watch you jack off into a rubber egg?"

No no no you got it backwards!
You move your dick to type

She's supposed to use it on you, you fucking virgin

But that's dumb.

why dont you go shit up another thread instead?

>not jerking each other off and watching each other masturbate as foreplay
literal virgin
anime isn't real nerd

she doesnt have any arms you heartless bastard

So much weirdness in this post I don't know where to begin

>He doesn't own a tengirl

Nah, is great.
You can tie it with other peripherals like pedals to obtain a greater degree of control.
Play the game using hands, feet and dick all at once

Do any other toy producers make cool minimalist designs like Tenga does? Plastic loli vagina+torso is nice but I want to check out something different.

Got one of these last year. It's great but I find myself only using once like every 2 months. Using lube and washing something out is difficult or time consuming, but compared to literally just wiping you dick out and fapping it kind of is.

Jesus fuck take it easy. I'll tread lighter next time I make fun of your egg-assisted foreplay faps, okay?

Pic

Ah sorry, posh wank is just masturbating with a condom on, johnny is UK slang for condom.

Expensive
Emotionally taxing
Have to choose between them and vidya constantly.

Sounds like something that will "break" in a few uses.

toys are overrated. get yourself a foreskin, best wank you'll ever have.

doesnt bad dragon make dildos?

no fuck you I get upset whenever I want fuck you

Is this for Americans(USA) exclusive ? I don't understand the purpose of wank toys, whats wrong with your monkeygrip ? I once tried to use lube to beat off it was the most uncomfortable messy shit in my life

I hadn't heard that one in a while.

>great for newcomers
newcomers to what exactly? becoming a wizard?

>tfw a man in white took mine when I was younger

New cummers

I don't think you understand just how stretchy and tough these things are.

well no shit. it's 5$ toy

still have mine
still looking for new forms of pleasure

I love my chastity cage

that man died doing what he loved.

Bad dragon makes penetrable toys too.

>tfw having the one that looks like a dog cunt, and my extra tight horsepussy

>Expensive as fuck.
>Highly inconsistent tightness.
>Heavy as fuck, prone to flopping around as you fap.
>They tear easy.

Good thing furries are huge tools otherwise Bad-Dragon would go out of business.

i bought one of these and tried it with my gf but it's relly hard to use it and she say it hurts sometimes what doing wrong
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