Well, Kate, it really does seem that Everybody's Gone To The Rapture

>Well, Kate, it really does seem that Everybody's Gone To The Rapture

Fucking really?

>Well Booker, I guess you really were the Bioshock: Infinite™

Fucking really?

>wow Luigi, look at that Super Mario Sun shine!

Fucking really?

>Rimanah, assume your mantle of Guilt and understand the true power of E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

this seems more reasonable

>Well son, I guess you really are the Dark Messiah of might and magic
Wow

>We actually did it: we won the Rocket League!

What were they thinking?

We truly are in an alien isolation

>Drake you can't go there, those waters are Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

>We really are the Heroes of Might and Magic III: Restoration of Erathia.

Woah, i have become a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in the Shadow Of Chernobyl...

>I can't believe I found you, Ori! And the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition awaits!

>Check it out, boss! Our very own Saints Row: The Third.

end it all senpai

>After all this time, we truly were Left 4 Dead 2

MASTERRACE

>oh my god he's back! It's Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction

>title blatantly spoils the entirety of the game
Wow.

>ywn hold hands with a qt 3.14 dressed up sillouette while you both go to the rapture

>Listen carefully, this is a story of a schoolboy at Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes – How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life

really makes you think...

>you'll never proceed to engage in sexual activities for the sole purpose of procreation in front of God
Just end me already.

Nobody goes to the rapture, they literally burn up and die. Fuck that shitty british audio play.

>What your seeing is Advanced Warfare™

Jesus Christ

Walking sims were a mistake.

>Gee, I guess we really are Ratchet and Clank, tools of destruction
DAMAGED

This game was so fucking boring that I couldn't even get through it.

>looks like this truly was my... Final Fantasy™

really?..

>You truly are the seventh member of the Trauma Team

>Gordon Freeman? This really is Half Life 2: Episode 2...
GABEEEE

>great work on that last trial, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney − Trials and Tribulations!

holy shit.

>So, this is the infamous Maiden Rape Assault : Violent Semen Inferno after all, huh...

>Destiny is a game, is it not? And now, you await my latest move... my Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

>This can't be! He couldn't become Warhammer® 40,000™: Dawn of War® II – Retribution™ in such a short time!
Glad the game flopped

>Welcome to Blockland, player character
But why?

What the fuck happened to you, Sup Forums? You haven't generated a good meme in years now.

Dear Esther was at least pretty, over quick and had some interesting shit lke the randomized story and hidden ghosts. It was also never more than $10.

Rapture launched at $20, has dull-ass environments most of the time, ran at sub-20 fps on ps4 for some reason and is essentially an audio version of an episode of Coronation Street you get fed to you over 5 hours as you crawl across environments. They even hid the barely-functioning run option to make the game last longer.

>We must be wary, lest we become Dark Souls 2.

Holy shit.

>player character, you need to Return To Blockland v1.045!
i almost puked

>In the end, we are all nothing more but Slaves to Armok: God of Blood - Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress

>the mission status is acceptable, but you'll need to venture further into the Space Hulk Deathwing Deathwing

>This truly is the Darkest Hour: A Hearts & Irons Game

>Welcome to The Better Mod, enjoy your ban player character
Left me in a coma for 5 years.

>Looks like it's shaping up to be a Total War: ATTILA – Slavic Nations Culture Pack

What's with this shitty meme? The first time I saw it, it was about FFXV. And now it's a meme? pretty shit desu

>champion, it is time for you to bring the fight to the world of warcraft: legion.

>at the end of the day, I guess we really were
Fucking unbelievable.

>It seems that we really were The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

You can't procreate in heaven. Any babies "born" in heaven would be souls that didn't go through the trial of life to be found worthy of heaven. Unless stillborn babies on earth are born in heaven or some shit.

>I can't believe you! I guess this really is Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going

lazy post, at least try to apply yourself
>Go then. Fulfill your destiny. At the Wound, you must read from The Kel - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition. Tiid kreh... qalos.

So is Drake the thief?

>Uncharted for a thief's end

>the final shout you learn is just Todd screaming "JUST BUY IT!"

yes he is

someone already did it you fucknut

>you've been dishonored, corvo
>and I've been dihonored 2
Goddamnit Emily

top quality post

This is a shit quality post,
and my post is a shitter quality post.
We should both stop with this kind of post.

>game