Look who decided to come out of their cave for dinner!

Look who decided to come out of their cave for dinner!

Happy Thanksgiving white people!

can you stop posting this fucking thread every hour

Ooga Booga!
Where da white wimin at?!

>be me
>last thanksgiving
>go to family's house for thanksgiving
>everyone greets me, kids are excited that I'm there
>catch up with what my family has been up to, have a great time talking with them
>help with preparing the dinner
>kids are having fun playing smash bros and mario kart
>dinner is ready, looks delicious
>all sit down and say prayers
>all go around the table saying what we're thankful for
>I'm the last person to go
>"Okay user, It's your turn! What are you thankful for?
>end up saying the first thing that comes to mind
>I'm thankful for my loving family that I could be with this Thanksgiving. I truly cherish each and every second with you all.
>everyone goes "awwwwwwwww"
>we all dig into the food, it tastes as good as it looked
>after dinner I go back to casually chatting with my family
>have a great time
>leave
>mfw you all thought this was going to be a greentext about me being autistic

why does almost every Sup Forums poster seem to have an extremely relationship with their immediate family?

The image was enough to know you're autistic.

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>Le white people
Kill yourself.
Because normalfag parents don't understand social ineptitude or anything except chadery.

extremely strained relationship, rather.

>family goes over to uncle's place for thanksgiving
>we eat
>younger kids play while i go into the garage and get baked in the garage with my uncles and dad
>head home and play vidya because i live across the street

>Upset because I'm nice to white people
Fuck off nigger

>sister asks me to come over for dinner
>say I will
>don't because I hate her child
I'm going to go to sleep now.

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Everyone on this board is white

I've always enjoyed thanksgiving, I get along well with my family.

>All these white people

This makes me sad for some reason

I'm not

It's because when you microwave the tray the mash will still stay cold.

I'm half white

>let's not pretend that you enjoy my compnay or that I enjoy yours. I'll just get some food and go back to my room and we're done here.

>implying the rest of the world cares about your stupid day

Son of a bitch

>holiday turkey dinner according to dierbergs is vomit, near-dry mashed potatoes, and orange paste

Goddamn you cunts it's comments like those that's the very reason I avoid you smuglords.

I'm actually not even doing this. For Xmas I'm leaving the house because about 20 family and friends are all coming on Xmas day.

I cant be doing with seeing everybody but I have nowhere else to go, so I'll literally sit in the pub on my own on christmas day getting drunk, as opposed to being with all my family.

You can't be "half white" you dumbass. Either you're white or you're not.

>le
get out reddit

Turkey is the worst meat.

Agreed. I hate this damn holiday. Would rather not eat than eat turkey or fucking mashed potatoes. Disgusting.

mashed potatoes are god tier, grow some taste you massive pleb

>be me, highschool
>go to then gf's house for the first time
>her family loves me
>middle bro cool as fuck
>younger bro weird but okay, looked like the son from American Dad
>the first night I'm there, cuddling on the couch with gf watching animu with her bros
>suddenly, basement door bursts open
>fat as fuck tall as fuck pimply as fuck nerdy looking dude with glasses steps out
>GET BACK IN YOUR CAVE KEVIN YOULL SCARE THE GUEST
>bros and gf yelling at him, but in good fun to them, fat troll didn't give two shits
He dropped out of college to play FFXI in his moms basement all day, literally all he played ALL DAY

>Calls others plebs while he claims one-step-above-slop is "god tier"
Lmao I bet you're not even a supertaster.

>implying i have any family to have thanksgiving dinner with

Lel

Thanksgiving is a marxist invention.

My dad is a full-blooded Irish and my mom is half Haitian and half black.

So I'm half white.

ONE DROP
You a white boy now

I ate dinner by myself, and fed some leftover turkey to the outside cat.

Wish I could work during the Holidays. I hate being with the family.

KEK!!

Nope. I'm a Congoid Conquerer.

why don't you let the outside cat be the inside cat, you jerk

nah nigga

My current indoor cat won't have it.

>american food

how do I move out of my parent's house?

save up your money

My bar was closed today, so I had to stay home. But that's ok, I have plenty of good beer here. I've got this farmhouse ale that's about just right for a cool day like today.

Get a job

die

i was at dinner early this year and had an excuse primed so i could leave after four hours.
was quick and easy.

>white man black woman

Your father is of refined patrician taste sir.

I should get in contact with my family again

When I had a girlfriend I used that as an excuse all the goddamn time. I left my own grandfather's funeral after an hour because I made plans.

Worked like a charm.

A white person is a white person. You can't only say it's half.

Hey troglodytes. I'm only here for the food.

why do you live in a metal igloo?

that's a lie

A white person is a white person, you can't say it's only a half

>Having a hot nigrese to love you and carry your mixed blood babies
This is my fetish and I hate your dad for living the dream.

Im spanish femanon

I wonder how many people who post Stefan believes what he says vs people who are just memeing. And I hope it's mostly the latter and I'm fine with that, because the man is an idiot and I feel sorry for people who take him seriously.

Send pics of your spanish pu55y and a55, couldyou also record yourself saying "fux me please Mike in my dirty gitano spanish pu55y now". Alsoif you could post a webm of you brushing your teeth whilst wearing cotton pyjamas and yourt1t5 are jiggling whilst you brush rapidly I'd really appreciate it. Im gonna wank all over you tonite you dirty little slut, I want to fucxk you in your mouth abd your juicy wet pu55y lips. Suck on me too you little slut.

Something tells me most of the people in Sup Forums are asian. I assume because apparently there are many skinny people in this board according to a poll done back then.

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>get a good job

ftfy

liked and subscribed XDDD

off by 2 for a quints of 5's, gutted for you.

I want to strangle whoever drew that fucking face.

mixed feelings living on my own now, on one hand i don't have to deal with the DUDE YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM TOO MUCH LMAO bullshit but on the other hand i'm alone on thanksgiving and my dinner is gonna be beer and frozen pizza

>quints of 5's
>on Sup Forums
Gut yourself, faggot.

Don't feel bad for me, feel bad for Hot Mikey.

I'm three (3) different flavors of vanilla

You should kill yourself, then you'll have no feelings!

You could always live it too

The worst day of the year. I only go for my Grandma's sake but I'm such an introvert that my extended family are strangers to me and I have to leave the house after being in a room full of them for 5 minutes. I've got nothing in common with these people and they're all better off than I am. Not even video games could help when I got back home, I had to exercise to get it off my mind and feel less bad.

>off by 2 for a quints of 5's
My sweet sweet winter child.

the human mind is like that. it just wants change. as soon as something becomes the status quo it wants the opposite again.

I'm heres yo game back, nigga.

Happy thanks giving ;_;

You mean his dad lost his stacy and traded down to Shaniqua la FiFawfa

I made the dinner tonight, Ill do what I damn well please.


this is the deal we made some years back. works for me.

meme!!!

Hi pringle

>Shock Top

You deserve to be alone, faggot

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Not every black woman is a hoodrat. No one wants them

>divorced parents
>family rarely even speaks to each other, much less reunites despite living within an hour of each other
Feels good to have a family of loners

>Went to eat with my family
>Conversed as much as I could (they all speak spanish only)
>Accidentally spilled a drink
>Had to clean it up in front of everybody
>Now back in my room in this thread

that's the exit strategy
kinda feel like just living until its determined whether we're gonna get past climate change or not

yeh

The fuck is wrong with shock top

What if my folks are preventing me from driving?

>didnt even bother to take the beer out of the plastic bag

Its going to be a special kind of drunk tonight isnt it

They're talking about you

I am completely fucking alone this Thanksgiving

hold me

Enseña la morcilla, Manolilla

Are you 18? If yes, they cant prevent you from doing jack shit