thoughts on dragon age?
some user posted pic related on Sup Forums but thread got deleted... and i was like 'that pic was so hot, so i just buyed dragon age inqisition because of it...
shit, i should stop using the interwebs while drunk, because I always buy dumb stuff...
hey guys, please tell me this game is awesome!
i played the first one for a while when it came out, and it was good, but I never fineshed it...
how is it?
The SJW stuff is really over blown, i never found any of it that off putting
Its also one of the worst games ive ever played, combat is horrible, environments are bland, the story is infantile
9/10 would recommend
ähm... thanks i guess
its a single player mmo, and not the fun kind
It was absolutely worse than DA2 gameplay wise, but it was passable if you like RPGs and don't mind your game playing like a shitty static MMO with no other people playing it.
Plot was nonsensical but you can fuck a goat dude or a brown girl if either of those are your thing
Don't forget the unskippable sing-along halfway through the game
Liked the first, kinda.
I mean, they dug out the grave of Tolkien to write it but it had some nice bits.
Liked the Dwarves, only because I like Dwarves. On the gameplay side of thing, I liked the way in which you could customize combat behavior of your companions.
Everything else was mediocre, but not bad.
DAII, no.
DAO: meh.
>unskippable
I knew I should have saved that Buster gif the other day.
Origins was good. Really good, some flaws but still one of the best modern RPGs. 9/10
2 was dogshit but enough time has passed that some people on Sup Forums have forgotten what a dissapointment it was and unironically praise it (At the time it was considered vastly, embarrassingly, inferior to Witcher 2, which is generally thought of as the weakest of its trilogy) 2/10
3 is crappy MMO fetch quests, time wasting bullshit, pointless lore retcons for the sake of SJW nonsense (Did we say women don't do that role? Oops, of course they do, you just must have misheard us), even worse story retcons (Leliana is a spooky ghost, never explained why) and godugly character designs. 2/10
>Plot was nonsensical but you can fuck a goat dude or a brown girl if either of those are your thing
you forgot a comma
Quit lying on the internet. Literally no one praises 2 for anything.
I liked the Arishok
I wanted him to Make Kirkwall Great Again
what if i happen to like overly cheesy fantasy stories, will i like it then?
Thanks familiosa, saved me $5.
it's not overly cheesy
it's overly boring
It really is a genuinely awful game. The fact that people got excited for it after the other 2 still confuses me.
It really is just a single player MMO, but a really shitty one.
Every DAI thread has people trying to justify 2. "It at least had promise, it was just rushed."
Eh, gameplay is shit, but I'm okay with the story if I turn my brain off and just go with it.
Fem Elf Mage romance with Solas in Inquisition actually was alright once I kicked Sera to the curb after I got fed up with her elven self-hate.
People still go on Sup Forums?
So what was Solas' problem anyway I heard he was like an original elven god or something
He's the Dread Wolf, basically the Loki of the Elven Pantheon. The Elven gods killed one of their own, who the Dread Wolf thought was the sole voice of reason amongst them.
So, he got pissed, created the Veil that separates the spirit world from the physical world to keep the Elven Gods out. Then he went into a deep slumber while the Elves went full Fall of Rome and lost their immortality and some of their magic. When he woke up, he swore to restore the Elven people, no matter the cost.