This is a Jessica. Would you mind keeping an eye on her while I'm away?

This is a Jessica. Would you mind keeping an eye on her while I'm away?

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She knows fire and ice magic, she will be fine.

I tried....

Right up until she touches a certain magical object

Why is her boobs so big

Because Japan

I don't understand the question.

Her outfit made it worse

with all the fighting you would've thought she will pick something more conservative to wear

>2016
>Shitlords still think they can tell womyn what to wear
No but seriously, the answer is "because Japan"

I agree. Something like this would've lent itself better to fighting. More support.

how come she doesn't have nipples?

>Maya in Heroes
>miyuki sawashiro

[heavy breathing]

They only pop up for those worthy of them.

They're hidden.
You see, Jessica actually has very small breasts. What you're seeing there are the cancerous tumors that are growing over her breasts.

I ain't taking care of someone who can't dress herself properly.

Why not? You know plenty of women have big breasts, right?

>with all the fighting you would've thought she will pick something more conservative to wear

Jessica has a full dress you can get from her room. But this is also an RPG. And RPG logic is, the less a female character wears, the higher their defense.

Ironic SJWposting is still shitposting.

post more of jessicas big baps

No

fuck u

Yes

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thank you

>This is ____________


When are these threads going to stop? You people dont know when to stop beating the horse, do you?

>And RPG logic is, the less a female character wears, the higher their defense.

>You people dont know when to stop beating the horse
Nice pun.

Ironic pervposting is still shot posting

Best girl

Horse is old news now you can ignore her in the 3DS version ;)

I wish there was some sort of canon for DQ character names. Shit can get so confusing.

Damn straight. Best girl in the whole series.

women being cold in bikinis or otherwise punished for wearing revealing clothing in a harsh natural or social environment is a fetish of mine and now im all horned up

There is for all the characters except the mute heroes. You can just ignore the altered Western names and default to the Japanese.

>tfw Alena is Arena in Japanese
>the final part of her chapter is fighting in an Arena

Why did you have to bring up sad shit bro

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Who says I was being ironic?

>You can just ignore the altered Western names
Why? In most cases they're better than the fucked up Japanglish halfassery that gets shat out when their names are romanized. Like that girl there there is obviously supposed to be called "Alena" but nips can't pronounce L's so they had to name her "Ariina" instead, which both looks and sounds ridiculous.

>Flora to Nera
>Gabo to Ruff

I don't get it either.

>wah I want consistency!
>fuck consistency, I just want the best sounding name!

>Ludman turns into a massive Italian food meme
Shit doesn't make sense no matter how you try to think about it. Its like the team just wanted to do something different because they were eating ravioli one night.

I just wish they gave a damn when translating these things is all. Instead we have games where characters have three different fucking names depending on which version you're playing.

Meena/Maya
Minea/Manya
Nara/Mara

Good luck keeping that shit straight

I think he was talking about the Princess. She's wearing even less clothing than Jessica.

Gabo to Ruff makes sense and is actually a logical localization decision, which is outright amazing for the the group doing Dragon Quest.
In Japan, "gabo" is their generic dog noise, which is all Gabo/Ruff is capable of doing when the party finds him. In English, that noise is "ruff."
He's called Gabo in Japan because all he can say is Gabo, and he's called Ruff in English because all he can say is Ruff.

That's why I was pointing out that you can just default to the Japanese. There's no consistency when looking at the western versions. But the problems with the western translations don't stop with name changes. I honestly think Dragon Quest IV on DS is the worst localization for a game I've ever seen. And I played games on the NES-PS1.

>Nara/Mara

Wait what. Which version was that

NES names.

No, I was pointing out Jessica.

But then how do you explain Aria to Ashie and Melvin to Mervyn? I mean, there comes a point when developers should accept that the game was already released once in the west and those characters already have a name. Changing the name a second time is just dumb.

I have no explanation. I was just pointing out the one time where the group doing Dragon Quest now made an actual smart decision. Even though the smarter decision would have been to leave things alone.

>town names clusterfuck

Its like every dragon quest games right now have 2 town names thanks to the inconsistent naming

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>mfw DQVIII on 3DS changes character and town names

HI CHEN!

Some of them are up to 4

Santeem = Santohaim = Saintheim = Zamoksva

>you can cuck Horse with Jessica in the 3DS remake

Why? I always thought Jessica was a good pair with not-Trunks

Fan pressure, since Jessica got far more focus from fans than Medea did.

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I love you Chen!

Mage sterotype, the girls go straight for the beauty magics.

>Sex Appeal

Is there any reason for the localization changes or are they just there because someone wanted the games like that?

well now i gotta buy it

None whatsoever. They do it just because they cane.

As far as we know, it's because Square thinks the games need it in order to sell over here.

So they just ignore fans that follow development because they think people won't buy a game if the characters have strange names?

Dragon Quest VIII changed all the characters to have British dialects, because the localization director (guy by the name of Richard Honeywood) was quote "tired of doing straight translations." But regardless of the changes, the game did well in the west.

After that, Richard Honeywood didn't work on any of the later translations. But the head of localization in SquareEnix of Japan, seeing how well Dragon Quest VIII sold, decided its success must have come from the localization choices. So each game after that had a heavy emphasis on dialects. But they didn't just use variations of British like DQVIII did. They went full on crazy with the dialect changes for the DS and Wii games. And added tons of name changes on top of it. It seems like they have taken on a practice of changing every single thing possible. But its all being forced by the localization team at SquareEnix of Japan. Since this has happened over three different localization companies.

Wait, is it one or the other? I thought I read that you could take Jessica in as a second wife.

Yup.

afaik you can reject horse princess by saying you're in love with another girl to her father and then get with jessica.

A few of the changes were due to technical limitations. IIRC some of the GBA ports had to shorten names to under 5 or 6 characters or else they wouldn't fit on menus and stuff.

Terry> Angelo

that's amateur

Horse Manure > Terry=Angelo

Yeah, DQ name localizations are pretty shit in general. Well, most of their localizations, although there are some things I like, like the Starflight Express.

>In Japan, "gabo" is their generic dog noise,

Say what now? What are you talking about? I tried to find out if Gabo was a sound effect when I met him, but I couldn't find anything, and I searched the Nip side of the internet too.

It's a real pain in the ass, since I play the Japanese versions, and sometimes when I look things up in an English guide or map I get confused and end up having to use a Japanese source.

Manya and Minea's name changes to Maya and Meena was so strange too. Someone from Plus Alpha told me it's because Maya and Meena are real Indian names. So basically, made up names in a series full of made up names in a fictional world wasn't realistic enough, so they were changed.

The generic noise he's talking about is actually 'Gao'. Which is suppose to be imitating the call of a wolf/dog. Now it could be that 'Gabo' is some kind of comedic variation of Gao, but that seems like a stretch to me.

Oh okay. I was thinking of "wan" when I read "generic dog noise". Yeah, I never thought of it being based on gao.

Sorry OP, I took my eyes off her for a second and now she's married to Tyrone.

I hate these meme threads why can't you start a thread about video games like some who actually plays games PLEASE KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING COCK SUCKING MEME SPOUTING NIGGER FAGGOT PIECE OF BLOODY SHIT COVERED CUNT DISCHARGE . YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU NEEDS TO FUCK OFF FOREVER YES IM MAD IM FUCKING SICK OF CUNTS LIKE YOU JUST GO DIE

>Someone from Plus Alpha told me it's because Maya and Meena are real Indian names.
wut
I thought that was the fucking point

Do you want to talk about a different girl?

Plenty to choose from.

>not Aurora

People actually played Heroes?

Also pic related is my vote

Yes. The game is average (heard DQHII is very good) but the fanservice for DQ fans are too much to pass up

Also I like how they use all the big name jap VA for the cast

>mfw my VAfu is now voicing my waifu

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>Picked the male MC
>he is the biggest goober ever

Why do I have such poor decision making?

I mean... It looks like DQ
It just doesn't look like a DQ game

They could easily change the musou battle to something akin to tales action rpg and call it a DQ