Did Todd personally wrote this?

Did Todd personally wrote this?

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this personally triggers me, and i am glad skyrim and fallout 4 are more toned down

This bait tastes is awful, it's all rotten and maggot infested and it stinks. Yuck.

That really updated my journal.

mm

goddamn uncle crassius
always him

Are there any modern RPGs that don't suck ass that use a journal system for quests and where to go without any sort of HUD marker for you to follow?

Wait wait wait...... You want people to read?

I read more than I play video games at this point in my life. I read faster than the characters talk in video games and end up clicking through half of their dialogue anyway.

who here likes a good skooma pipe and a cozy book at your balmora balcony (east river, west is all n'wahs since the troubles. real shame).

Wait a minute, elder scrolls games were actually good?

>skooma
get the fuck outa here you fucking nigger

Kys degenerate

play enderal and nehrim i recommend both

>skooma

Fuck off, cat.

lol I loved this bit, wasn't it a rock that Molag bal was gonna throw at ald-ruhn until Vivec taunted him as well?

It's like he was sending a fucking hint to Nereverine. Cheeky CHIM bastard.

shiiiiiiiett

DUUUUUDE

SKOOOMMAAA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

skooma isnt like marijuana, its essentially cocaine or crystal meth. Since when can people high on that shit sit down to read?

>Ebonarm will never be a referenced again
>neither will Sutch be a city
>or Cyrodiil be a jungle

>Fuck off cat

We do this for special friends.

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This is why Redoran is the greatest house, they would never allow this degenerate behavior or slavery.

>that deremora in the puzzle canal
>you have to give him a silver longsword in honor of Vivec giving a weapon to Mehrunes Dagon to make the fight even
>he has a chest full of them right like he's handing out tourist pamphlets

Jojo reference?

>cocaine or meth
It's opium you fucking retard.

Feels badman

Jungle Cyrodiil is a shit idea anyway

Crassius is a letch with a heart of gold. I love him and will forever help him clear the scum and villainy out of hlallu

So was giving birth to you.

Is the Skooma on the show real?

Reminder that Crassius wasn't supposed to ask you to kiss him or take your clothes off if you roll male.

okay...? so it's just like cocaine or meth, still something people don't sit down and read on.

Yeah one of these things happened, the other just remains a shitty idea.

>it's like cocaine or meth
>no it's opium
>soo... like cocaine or meth?

Sometimes I wonder if Skyrim and Fallout 4 is what we actually deserve in vidya.

Underrail
SitS makes you take your own journal entries

i'm glad it is the way it is and how it be is what it do

shit idea if you're retarded
off yourself monkey

Age of Decadence sorta does that. And it's an amazing game

It fortifies your speed. Opium relaxes you. Skooma is an amphetamine if anything.

Thanks brehs, I'll check them out.

That's exactly the point like, people do this shit constantly.

Anyone here really buys skooma with their hard earned gold and roleplays as an addict?

I wish food items in TES werent so generic "raise stamina" shit

Did you not play the quest where everyone in the skooma den is laying around dead as fuck looking? That black tar

Check out the Might and Magic series. I would argue 6-8 are all much better open world RPGs than Morrowind. 6's dungeons alone are better than anything in TES.

Skooma is probably an aphrodisiac as well.

thats why I turn subtitles on. I just read what they have to say then move on

>I would argue 6-8 are all much better open world RPGs than Morrowind. 6's dungeons alone are better than anything in TES.

If you're right then you might have just sold me on my new favorite video games of all time.

>stims you out of your mind
>you have curazy acrobatics and athletics
>lots of energy

It's fucking crack or crystal meth, since when does opium do that to you?

Smack heads just sit and lie around all day and then go to sleep.

What do you all think of my beautiful limeware platter?

You mean exactly like all the non-player skooma users in any of the games?

thank god for Tribunal adding people who can actually buy my shit

You are retarded, opium is nothing like cocaine and meth

Just keep in mind they're older than Morrowind and the graphics for them are a love/hate type of thing. They're party based and 6-8 let you switch between TB and real-time on the fly. Lots of utility spells like Morrowind so you can teleport, fly, jump and skip areas in dungeons, and do all sorts of other things. The HoMM general on /vr/ has a link to all the games in the pastebin and some tips for newbies.

Why is this allowed?

I think you stole it. That's okay though. Just put it on the ground then pick it back up, then it's yours.

I always though skooma was opium to anyone but khajit and it's like crack for khajit.

>he doesn't know what a comedown is

He is right though

Abusing bugs is just cheating, why not just add 100000 gold with the console?

also thieving scum

Fuck off Khajit is born to steal.

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>bought one just to give it to him
>see chest
>mfw i have no face

When did the elder scrolls get so white washed?

Hardly any racism, no mentions of rape or gendered profanity or sex. for a rated M game there really isn't any need for the M rating.

Was playing ESO on the free weekend wandering around in the morrowind mainland.

It feels a lot like a shoddy knockoff. I didn't delve too deep into the lore, but everything else is very genericised, enemies, races, ETC.

Plus the magic powers every class gets weren't really my thing, I know it's an MMO so it needs all the abilities and cool downs and shit but meh

well with enough sneak you can just pick it up without getting seen

grab limeware platter, drop it, pick it up. run to next office. steal key to the armory (usually steal something on the far end of the table to lock him over there so I have time to drop the key.

give ring to fargoth since you get it back and it raises affinity with arille. slowly steal everything from armory- sell it to arille. take the battleaxe from the hollow, and the cups. sell those.

run to the cave north east. on the way discover the taxmans body. grab the mentors ring. loot the cave with the bandits as well. get nucius's ring because i'm a fag and want to be nice. return the cash to census office since you get more. talk to lighthouse bitch. wait for fargoth. steal his shit. ask about rumors or whatever is the next thread that allows you to then go to that guys shack and tell him you are gonna kill him. take THAT ring.

go to balmora.

sell moonsugar and skooma to the kajhit, everything else to the tailor. quit the game and uninstall.

I don't even feel bad when I kill some of Caesar's boys

>"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. The letter that preceded mentioned you wanted to choose now your race, class, birthsign and minor and major skills. Show your papers to the Captain when you exit and you will be free to free roam and complete the main and side quests of the game"
What did Socucius Ergalla mean by this?

they had to put the kid gloves on for people who browse tumblr

>mfw playing Daggerfall when I was 12 and getting hard reading The Real Barenziah

also the fucking nude models. that magical time before the ESRB fucked everythang up

Remember Todd's voiceacting for the test NPC in Oblivion..

Classic

>belongs to the clear villain faction
Based Obsidian.

this caused pain to me

Skyrim showed plenty of anti-elf racism

Damn

*grabs and drops it on the floor*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

No I don't

But I want to

Oh. I guess it's yours now.

Hardly. The closest you get is some guards call you "elf" instead of Dunmer/bosmer/altmer whatever. And then 2 homeless people harass a dark elf in Windhelm for a minute.

That's about it

PC named Alban Corinis. It's on Youtube.

> that magical time before the ESRB fucked everythang up


lol old. I think I was like... 7 when the ESRB was introduced.

>he thinks literally everyone is in a permanent comedown state

youtube.com/watch?v=5ybZ4uOt2Cs
>well this is a nice mess you've gotten me into

If you start as a wood elf you can actually crouch right in front of that guard and just pick the thing up.

>implying being unabashedly a villain isn't superior.

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See that dialog box? You can click it

>never should have come here

Child voice actors were a mistake

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>little girl voice moans, groans and grunts

is that you? i know cybsled name from somewhere god knows

>heh heh, not so fast

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>Release me!

Dear G-d, how did they OK this?!

I kek'd at the demonic tone.

>my son died things won't be the same without him
What age did Todd make these kids?

What are you, fucking retarded?
>AAAHHHHHHHHHHH yes we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officialy released. There are a few ways to do this and the cboice is you."