You will never be her mech assistant

>You will never be her mech assistant

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>she will never sit on your face and let out a gag-inducing fart

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>you will never lick her navel

Whats wrong with her face?

>You will never help her repair her mech while she is wearing nothing but short shorts and a loose undershirt

this is the ugliest fucking drawing I've seen of her so far

pretty accurate asian face though

this sucks

>You will never invest hours of hard work into building a mechanized war machine only for her to blow it up to kill one fucking robot monk.

downs

>she will never take a hot steamy shit on your dick
why even bother?

What's the difference between her and tracer from the neck down?
If you cut both of their heads off and stripped them nude, would it be possible to tell who is who?

Seriously what is with that nose

Will never set up her stream

PORKED

Dva's skin would be more yellow

Also that's fucked up

Yes.

Dva has cuter boobs while tracer has a little bit more booty

Also tracer has long and thin legs while dva has a super small waist

Nerf this!

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why do they always ruin faces?

what the shit is this

yeah dva would have muff while tracer's body would smell like curry

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>draw good looking body
>cant draw decent looking face

Literally the opposite of me.

> there will never be a game about building, repairing, and operating your own combat mech

>tracer's body would smell like curry
ewwwwwwww~ah

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its cool op, there will never be an attractive korean girl anyway

TFW WILL NEVER LICK HER FEET CLEAN AFTER A TOUGH DAY OF KILLING NIGGERS AND FAGGOTSKKTK

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Oh no, D.va has a hernia!

You were saying?

Crit.

tfw will never get to munch on her sweaty, slightly fish-scented vagina after a long day of battling in her mech

>what are you doing boner?
>assuming direct control

i cnnt breath m8

The fuck is wrong with her face?

He means "not naturally"

she's korean

>slightly

Girls doing innocent comfy things in the nude is my fetish.

Holy shit is this some sort of meme? Draw the body incredibly well and then botch the face? What's going on

I have nothing but contempt for this dumb mid-tier character and her non-player fans

>Mid-Tier

Get on with the news fag, we S tier now, the meta belongs to us

>Holy shit is this some sort of meme?

Apparently

>actually makes her look korean

>complain

nns is a miracle of the universe.

I got a woundfucking fetish because of him.

D.va is for ____

increasing your APS

Pretty sure korean people have upper lips.

This thing has fetal alcohol syndrome and a koala nose.

not drawing upper lips on asian or white women is a good way to do lips on fair women.

Shinji, get in the robot!

>girl

Normally, sure. But in conjunction with that nose it looks fucked. The gap between the two is too great.

she is so fucking gorgeous.
like even outside of cosplaying this shitty character from this shitty game, she is probably smokin hot

> D.VA announcer for SCII was 60 fucking dollars
I mean I would pay the standard announcer price for her but no way in hell I'm buying a blizzcon ticket just for her.
Fucking jews.

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why the fuck are her feet so long

>one of the few iconic Korean vidya superstars
>literally a rip off of a Japanese creation

The meta is too strong for me

>You will never be a rookie at the MEKA program and have D.va assigned as your mentor and have her slowly fall in love with you

why am i alive for

>Hey loser
>Hop in
What do?

Shove her away and take the bike
That's one cool bike

It's annoying anyway

>You will never be her toilet

>hop on back
>try not to get boner

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sexualize the mech

Serious question but has d.va just been getting buffed nonstop since overwatch launched?

Post more gremlins

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>norasuko drawing an adult looking, fully clothed character that isn't being horribly raped
is this opposite day

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>Nerf this!
L-lewd

>ywn roll her to the juicing room before she bursts

> she'll ride you like a mech

How would sex wth D.va feel like?.?

like nothing because she is not real

She's made of polygons so... not so soft.

That one's a drawn cartoon so her vagina (if she even has one) might give your dick paper cuts.

???

This will be good
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bags of doritos

QT LON-DON

W-would her stream fans accept her becoming buff?

This cosplay is amazing. Probably one of the best DVAs I've seen. I'm not just saying it cause the girl is pretty, the suit actually has detail and texture to it.

Fuck you, fuck your entire waifufaggotry bullshit, and fuck you once again for enabling a shitty nothing game by being easily entertained with the visual equivalent of jingling shiny keys in front of you.

tbf shes part of some cosplay group that gets paid to do cosplay so she HAS to look good. Otherwise no money

There some fucking degenerate fetishes good god.

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i want to create life inside dva

I too would like to give her a yeast infection

>back then pin ups where modelling cokes and drinks
>our modern pin up models model Redpiss and mountain piss with a side of flab and chips.

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like a soft bunny

D.VA ON PLAYBOY WHEN?

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aren't pin up girls considered sexist now?

in bed she's prolly the type of girl who just lays there and expects you to do all the work

>you will never eat her tapeworm