What's your excuse for not playing as a boy?

What's your excuse for not playing as a boy?

your in-game toon looks like a fruitcake

Because the girl is much cuter.

I'm not gay.

if you keep hanging out on Sup Forums, eventually you will be.

because boys are gross and girls are cute and pure

what are you, some sort of faggot?

Honestly the boy looks cuter than the girl. Cute boys is kind of rare these days, especially in actually good and/or fun games. It was super refreshing to see one as a playable character in SM.

Also he's adorable, but you don't need pink to make him cute. But he does look like a little girl in that pic which isn't a bad thing in th eleast.

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CUTE CUTE CUTE!!

Some people aren't boys.

It's fun playing as female characters because you get to dress them up in cool clothes.

I dunno, what your excuse in general?

What a cute girl (male).

I did though

Customization is shit this game period, both boy and girl had far better options in XY

>no periods
>no bras
>no mood swings
>higher income
>more physical strength, dexterity, and endurance
>play vidya for fun and not for attention
>no deep seeded internal need to whore myself for attention in some fashion
>get a nice cute penis to play with and enjoy
>all the sex I want without having to worry about getting pregnant
>just as cute as a girl
>both boys and girls will be irresistably attracted to me
>able to sneak into slumber parties with girls undetected and have sweet middle/highschool sex for years without any resistance from parents

Being a girl would objectively be a downgrade.

I look more like Chicken Chan with brown hair and green eyes in real life.

But don't worry user. When they release a pokemon game that lets me put facial hair on my character, I'll play a boy again.

I'm really sick of GFs shit and am not buying the game.

I was in that thread, what a fuggin qt

What's your excuse for not posting on /vp/?

Chicken Chan has more customization options

No chicken hat.
Longest hair not long enough.

>toon

so you played a boy in XY?

>no, it's my spray on cologne

>you will never be that cute

What's your excuse for playing Pokémon over the age of 12?

Godamn why aren't real life fags feminine? I'd please their butthole with my thick fat cock but all of them usually looks muscular. Bleh

Because frankly, only traps and twinks play as boys.

Real men play as girls.

nostalgia, you underageb&
there's a whole general for femboys on /lgbt/
some of them are pretty cute

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She looks like that girl from some tumblr game I don't remember

>she

It's fun and I have been playing them for close to 20 years.

I want to be a cute girl and have dicks inside me. I'm playing my female character while wearing pink panties and a stuffed pink padded bra

>she
what? he doesn't look like a girl in the slightest but the hair probably reminds you of life is strange?

That's why girly boys are a step above girls-because they are much, much rarer, and therefore they are more valuable than women because of their rarity.

Yeah that girl.
My bad.

where did you get the bra?

Victoria's Secret

I needed long hair.
If boys had actual long hair, I would have went with a boy.

Already played through as the boy

1. Not as cute
2. Not purest love

>no long hair on boy

Clemonta is that you?

the protagonist just hopping in any bed they come across is hilarious

Do you have more?

>I made a girl because I want to date Hau

That hat is fucking great too

I want the cute boy ace trainer hair

Also pretty much all the clothes suck, I just wanna be a qt pokémon trainer boy that everyone wants to fuck.

who /ebony/ here

What's YOUR excuse for playing as a grandma

There once was a gorl pretending to be a boy, including manipulated photos. That looks just like her.

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>tfw not enough chicken-chan porn

WHO THIS??

(You)

Yo. Tho I'm going for a black ad white motif. I play as a non-trap boy

Why does incineroar not learn any decent fire physical moves? His second highest damaging fire physical move is fire fang at 65 power.

What the fuck is the point in having his attack so high for? Just for darkest lariat which he can never pull off cause he is so slow and fragile?

Flare Blitz is pretty good and really fits his motif imo, him sacrificing himself to take down Kukui's last pokémon at the League was the single most hype moment in my pokémon "career"

I wish I'd played as a girl, the hair and clothes option are shit for boys. Is there any hacks or save editors or whatever that will let me change my gender?

>Is there any hacks or save editors or whatever that will let me change my gender?

Go to a therapist.

Except your protags mum is like white. So to be ebony protag she'd have to have ridden the bbc.

So play as the whitest protags.

>this means almost-white very light brown mum rode superior white dick

MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE! MODS! NIPPLE!

This board is 100% straight white males.

I picked the dude, and I'm honestly regretting it. Maybe the clothes get better the closer you get to endgame, but so far all the dude gets is a bunch of the same t shirts in different colours and some shorts. At the same time though I don't want to play the girl because she's a literal meme.

Also fuck riding clothes, that shit is pointless as fuck.

>Not getting the tie shirt, thick glasses and clean haircut to become a massive dweeb
I just wish there was some proper pants.

Just beat the Pokemon League. That was a good game.

>thick glasses
Fuck off.

Link to it?

light skinned nigga represent

>Sun and Moon's mom
>White

Are you fucking blind?

Wait can you crossdress in Sun and Moon? This determined whether or not I buy it.

You can't
Now fuck off, degenerate

>toon

this desu

who /straight but would cum in a qtboy butt/ here?

It would be gay not to.

>white
>superior anything

Literally no one fits that description of yours.

who fap to men with feminine bodies

>straight

>purest love
>yuri

every sane person

And here I thought playing as a girl was gay.

The female has less frames of animation thus allowing a better subpixel alignment of the X/Y values allowing to save frames during the start of a battle saving 61 frames in total during the entire run!

I remember you from /vp/ are you a still a gay

Not that dark, I'm vaguely brown

i am not a homosexual.

>degenerated homosexuals
>pure
pick one.

>that hair
>those piercings

ruined any chance he had.

If you're male but do not play as a boy in every game you are literally gay

lol mad

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I always play as a boy. Always.

I always play with boys. Always.

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Playing Pokemon at all is a sign you're a fag.
The "boy" in this looks like an effete faggot. Fucking japs don't know how to make male characters, or female characters for that matter.

Because I want to pretend to be a cute lesbian predator.

this.

Oblivion always had the best prostitution mods.

Daily reminder that little brown boys are the best.

Yours certainly isn't.